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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

chippy has two meanings in the uk thats how entrenched the word is

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Fraction posted:

official countdown of worst places to live in UK. how the gently caress did Burnley not make the list?

solid list, lived in dagenham before and it's a right shithole

friends live in harrow and yes it's up there, should be number 2 in my opinion

surprised to see watford on the top 10 happy list though, always thought of it as harrow-lite having been out on the town there many a time

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

Yeah both Hemel and Watford seem pretty miserable. Guess I'm just wrong!

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Phoon posted:

chippy has two meanings in the uk thats how entrenched the word is

A chipoil and ????

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Oh man it's getting to be hard work trying to re-find the British thread every time Gnarly kills it. It's hardly bringing the tone of GBS down is it, that'd be loving impossible.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

guessing yarmouth isnt on that list because people in yarmouth aren't human

Whorelord fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Aug 11, 2015

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

freelop posted:

A chipoil and ????
carpenter

also its a chip shop not oil

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

de la peche posted:

Oh man it's getting to be hard work trying to re-find the British thread every time Gnarly kills it. It's hardly bringing the tone of GBS down is it, that'd be loving impossible.

thread isnt racist enough for gbs need to get nige back in here

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Semprini posted:

Most brides will straight-up murder you if you ruin their wedding day, possibly tell her in advance what you're planning on saying so she can veto any bits involving her that her family shouldn't hear.

Can't overstate this enough. I'm still (a little) grumpy with the best man for a couple of the things he did during the speech and it's been almost 2 years.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What did he do?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
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JFairfax posted:

What did he do?

made a joke about a plasterers radio which did not go down well

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Forced me to down a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Also took a (v tasteful) nude portrait of me from the stag do and had it turned into a poster

Taff you're getting off lightly compared to me

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

JFairfax posted:

What did he do?

Shagged her mum.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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idk if I'll have a stag do its a pain because the weddings in feb so working out when to do it and getting everyone free is a ballache

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Party Boat posted:

Forced me to down a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Also took a (v tasteful) nude portrait of me from the stag do and had it turned into a poster

Taff you're getting off lightly compared to me

Iced bro

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



Yeah he got way too into the whole icing thing and as he ran a nightclub he effectively had infinite ammo

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

The Big Taff Man posted:

idk if I'll have a stag do its a pain because the weddings in feb so working out when to do it and getting everyone free is a ballache

uhh do it in feb??

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Phoon posted:

uhh do it in feb??

and then its a pain to get my mates from london to come!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

protip dont have mates from london

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Party Boat posted:

Yeah he got way too into the whole icing thing and as he ran a nightclub he effectively had infinite ammo

Lmao. We had my mates 5 year old neice ice him at the wedding. Never saw it coming. This was after speeches though. We aren't monsters.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



The Big Taff Man posted:

and then its a pain to get my mates from london to come!

Jimbo, Whizz, Gazza, Freestock, Benjy, Flax, Trebber and Gideon

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

JFairfax posted:

What did he do?

The things party boat said. However just saying it like that doesn't do it justice as it meant party boat knelt in front of the wrong table and downed a warm bottle of lovely alcopop, in front of an extremely confused bunch of family and friends, then everyone got an eyeful of nekkid groom, still looking pretty drunk (hidden genitals, thankfully) as the groomsmen held up a poster about 4' high.

My family still occasionally remark on these things if the subject of weddings come up so I think my grump is at least a little justified...

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Kluliss posted:

(hidden genitals, thankfully)

I already said it was v tasteful!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

how did he force you

i mean why not say 'no because its loving smirnoff ice you girl' then hit them with it

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
this thread is taking up valuable forums real estate which could be better used for high quality products like hillary will be the first cucked president, ya girl ever give you the rear end test or i just got titty swindled.

the good news is if we can get some virulent racists in here we will immediately become invisible

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Bobby Deluxe posted:

why not say 'no because its loving smirnoff ice you girl' then hit them with it
Bottling people at weddings, while expected up here in Scotland, is frowned upon in some other parts of the UK.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



got the suit fitting in a bit but have sprout farts atm

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
bottling as in glassing?

Wurzag
Jun 3, 2007

Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?


Isn't smirnoff ice in the UK completely different to what they have in the US? Sure I recall someone saying the american version is some sort of lemon flavoured malt liquor.

tentish klown
Apr 3, 2011

XMNN posted:

bottling as in glassing?

yeah but with a bottle instead of a glass. clues in the name.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

what is icing and who do i have to kill to bring it to an end

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Bobby Deluxe posted:

what is icing and who do i have to kill to bring it to an end

'Bros'

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004


Their songs weren't that offensive.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Semprini posted:

Their songs weren't that offensive.

One of them at least redeemed themselves by getting ripped and doing an exercise routine with his extendable spear...

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Hang on, is there a husband and wife posting combo itt!?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Fan of Britches

Kluliss posted:

The things party boat said. However just saying it like that doesn't do it justice as it meant party boat knelt in front of the wrong table and downed a warm bottle of lovely alcopop, in front of an extremely confused bunch of family and friends, then everyone got an eyeful of nekkid groom, still looking pretty drunk (hidden genitals, thankfully) as the groomsmen held up a poster about 4' high.

My family still occasionally remark on these things if the subject of weddings come up so I think my grump is at least a little justified...

wait you're married to the northern mystery man, Party Boat????

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


oh poo poo

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
well this is a nice development

i can hear taff's notebook being furiously scribbled on from here

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Im considering puttting the contents of the notebook into an excell so I can easilly ctrl-f a term like "goon killer" or "likes wrong monster munch" and be able to see all the results

Maybe even upload it to google drive

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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I'm not sure if I like roast beef or flaming hot flavour best.

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