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i like how you say 'i might jog a bit every day' and runners go nuts telling you what shoes to buy and the best park to drive to and what lycra onesie you need and when you say 'no i mean i was just going to jog round the block a bit, not even change out of my jeans' they look all deflated and start going on about shin splints
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It's an addiction problem. They are trying to get you hooked on it as well, like that guy you knew who just wanted someone to smoke crack with him.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:25
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goatface posted:It's an addiction problem. They are trying to get you hooked on it as well, like that guy you knew who just wanted someone to smoke crack with him. Nah it's not like that at all, just try one run, just a short one and then you can never do it again. Well just one more after that, you can't really tell until you've done it a few times of course ....
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Aug 11, 2015 17:27
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Bobby Deluxe posted:i like how you say 'i might jog a bit every day' and runners go nuts telling you what shoes to buy and the best park to drive to and what lycra onesie you need and when you say 'no i mean i was just going to jog round the block a bit, not even change out of my jeans' they look all deflated and start going on about shin splints my dream is to complete a park run with 99 other goons
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Aug 11, 2015 17:28
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The Big Taff Man posted:my dream is to complete a park run with 99 other goons As far as I know Edinburgh is the fastest parkrun because it's also the easiest, even goons can do it.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:30
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i got 99 problems but a parkrun aint one
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Aug 11, 2015 17:31
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Kluliss posted:
... all my mystery... gone... 
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Aug 11, 2015 17:32
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Bobby P please edit the first post to take out all the description of Party Boat and change it to "Mr Kluliss"
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Aug 11, 2015 17:37
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taff do you not know how to spell deluxe
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Aug 11, 2015 17:38
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lol theres a bobby p in another thread i got confused for a second, Im old!!!
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Aug 11, 2015 17:39
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thats ok friend i updated the op it is important to keep things current for gnarlyhoteps next krystalnacht
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Aug 11, 2015 17:41
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Party Boat posted:... all my mystery... gone... Consider it payback for the best man's speech leaving nothing to the imagination... Park runs: need to get back into them, don't think I want to do them with anyone I know because I pretend to be a train when running (for breathing purposes) which would make me feel (even) more embarrassed about running in a group.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:41
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Kluliss posted:Park runs: need to get back into them, don't think I want to do them with anyone I know because I pretend to be a train when running (for breathing purposes) which would make me feel (even) more embarrassed about running in a group. Party Boat be worried, I think Bozzas got an eye on your missis
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Aug 11, 2015 17:45
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Aramoro posted:Crinkle cut mini chedders? Where the gently caress to you get those? I did my first parkrun and was beaten by someone pushing a pram.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:47
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maybe they can "train" together 
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Aug 11, 2015 17:48
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Kluliss posted:I'm not posting in there again, they'll make fun of me for having dodgy ankles and doing teeny runs (I ran a whole 1/4 mile this morning but I didn't stop (except to cross a road when there was traffic) which is good?) and wondering about shoes because my feet hurt and not really caring about running as much as everyone else in the thread... He likes to get pegged but ibs says no.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:49
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DrWrestling69 posted:I did my first parkrun and was beaten by someone pushing a pram. Are you me?
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Aug 11, 2015 17:50
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what does ian buncan smith have to do with it
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Aug 11, 2015 17:50
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goatface posted:It's an addiction problem. They are trying to get you hooked on it as well, like that guy you knew who just wanted someone to smoke crack with him. It is. I dtarted in may to make sure i didnt die during some dumb charity 5k and now i cant stop and i have an app and a thing that holds my phone on my arm.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:50
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Kluliss posted:Are you me? Maybe.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:52
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It was one of those sporty prams with the big wheels. And i didnt even do that badly they must have hust been really good at pram running.
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Aug 11, 2015 17:53
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DrWrestling69 posted:It was one of those sporty prams with the big wheels. And i didnt even do that badly they must have hust been really good at pram running. Ah, if they're designed for running they're pretty good - you even get to use it to put a little of your weight on, though obvs lose the use of your arms whilst you're running so swings and roundabouts. Also, you're not me, you have an arm pouch for your phone, I use a belt. Also also, wondering where I can get a sporty pram, maybe I can put the Dog in it and push her round the course...might help my time...
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Aug 11, 2015 17:55
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party boat has a dog, new facts are emerging all the time
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Aug 11, 2015 17:57
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im liking this expansion to the current thread lore
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Aug 11, 2015 17:59
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Stick a bag of cement in there, go full Team Hoyt
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goatface posted:Stick a bag of cement in there, go full Team Hoyt bag of cement would be a heck of a lot quieter than taking the dog, to be fair... also I'm pretty sure PB's mentioned the dog before? can I be bothered looking back through the thread? no...someone else who cares more (taff, because otherwise his notebook's not going to be right) can do it...
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Aug 11, 2015 18:05
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I will run round a park with you Taff, no bother. I've not been for ages due to Saturday morning hangover issues. I am always tremendously under dressed for it, though it did give me a real sense of achievement battering past some lycra wearing types full sprint in last 200m in a pair of three strip Adidas tracky b's, Reebok classics and a Leeds United shirt circa 2006. PB: I am not trying to hit on your missus.
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Aug 11, 2015 18:08
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Bozza posted:PB: I am not trying to hit on your missus. good because I'm not sure I could fight a train man I'd do a parkrun goonmeet
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Aug 11, 2015 18:10
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dude fraction is right there
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Aug 11, 2015 18:11
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man dual posting as your own fictional wife, a new thread low?
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Aug 11, 2015 18:13
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Bozza posted:I will run round a park with you Taff, no bother. I've not been for ages due to Saturday morning hangover issues. Taff goonmeet me and bozza at the vicky parkrun
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Aug 11, 2015 18:27
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Kluliss posted:bag of cement would be a heck of a lot quieter than taking the dog, to be fair... he has, fraction asked him to post the dog and you asked her where she wanted it posted
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Aug 11, 2015 18:34
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Bozza posted:I will run round a park with you Taff, no bother. I've not been for ages due to Saturday morning hangover issues. you being a leeds fan is the one thing that pushes you down from being my favourite poster itt
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Aug 11, 2015 18:36
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why is kluliss pretending to be married to my husband
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Park run goon meet goes against all the tenets of being both British and a goon
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The Big Taff Man posted:you being a leeds fan is the one thing that pushes you down from being my favourite poster itt https://youtu.be/owpnrxCXZJ4
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Megadyptes posted:Are scampi fries acceptable because I loving love those I recently have Ben introduced to these and I can't get enough.
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Aramoro posted:As far as I know Edinburgh is the fastest parkrun because it's also the easiest, even goons can do it. I think Strathclyde is fast too, it's almost entirely flat. Plus it has a loch to cool off in (don't do this) and a poo poo theme park next to it.
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DrWrestling69 posted:I did my first parkrun and was beaten by someone pushing a pram. As was I, sprinted past me on the last 500m. I've concluded I need to be able to run a 45-50 min 10km but my park run is still ~24 mins so perhaps in impossible dream for me, I'll just have to crush it on the bike.
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Aramoro posted:As was I, sprinted past me on the last 500m. If your park run is about 24 then thats totally achievable
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