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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


5k pace and 10k pace are very different, at my best my 5k time was around 21mins but I've never gotten my 10k time under 50. One day!

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Party Boat posted:

5k pace and 10k pace are very different, at my best my 5k time was around 21mins but I've never gotten my 10k time under 50. One day!

Im not saying they are the same but race predictors put you well below 50 minutes if youve got a 21 minute 5k



And I'm not saying Aramoro will find it easy, but at 24 minutes he'd be about on track for a 50 minute 10k

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Obviously all of that is based on appropriate training on the distances but theres no reason you shouldnt be able to both meet your goals with appropriate training

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Yeah I'll get there. The town moor parkrun is pretty flat and my 10k route has a fair few ups and downs which doesn't help.

e: actually my best time for that route is 50:22 and runkeeper records it as anywhere between 6.25 and 6.3 miles depending how it feels so I'm calling that a sub 50 10k

Party Boat fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Aug 12, 2015

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The Big Taff Man posted:

Obviously all of that is based on appropriate training on the distances but theres no reason you shouldnt be able to both meet your goals with appropriate training

I just need to really build stamina, I've always been more of a sprinter than a distance runner. It's for the last leg of a tri so if I can get a decent ~50 min run time hopefully I can squeeze it in under an hour after the cycle.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Party Boat posted:

Yeah I'll get there. The town moor parkrun is pretty flat and my 10k route has a fair few ups and downs which doesn't help.

e: actually my best time for that route is 50:22 and runkeeper records it as anywhere between 6.25 and 6.3 miles depending how it feels so I'm calling that a sub 50 10k

All pbs should only be counted on offical courses imo, thats why I dont count unless I beat my 5k time at either the Great Run Local or Parkrun

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
I ran once but it made my leg hurt

That is my running story

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i went jogging a while ago and (i think because of the fruity shampoo i've been using) at one point i had about 6 fat bastard flies orbiting my head. i sprinted v fast with my arms flailing around my head to try to lose them. thankfully i jog in the countryside so afaik only cows witnessed this spectacle

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
and i did a little closed mouth scream tbh

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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I had a fly hit the back of my throat on a run sunday and had to stop as I couldnt stop coughing

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

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crispix posted:

i went jogging a while ago and (i think because of the fruity shampoo i've been using) at one point i had about 6 fat bastard flies orbiting my head. i sprinted v fast with my arms flailing around my head to try to lose them. thankfully i jog in the countryside so afaik only cows witnessed this spectacle

ah, that was you?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im doing a brighton mtb event on the 22nd (only 28 miles because i suck)

what im saying is running/jogging is for suckers. biking is where it's at.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

hemale in pain posted:

im doing a brighton mtb event on the 22nd (only 28 miles because i suck)

what im saying is running/jogging is for suckers. biking is where it's at.

Considering in the running world a thing called 'runner's shits' exists, is not particularly uncommon, and seen as a badge of honour to some I'm in full agreement. Runners are deviants.

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

88h88 posted:

Considering in the running world a thing called 'runner's shits' exists, is not particularly uncommon, and seen as a badge of honour to some I'm in full agreement. Runners are deviants.

Wait what?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





probably something like ladies pissing thmeselves when doing crossfit

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




sometimes i fart at the bottom of squats

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

hemale in pain posted:

probably something like ladies pissing thmeselves when doing crossfit

Paula Radcliffe poo poo herself that one time.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012








quote:

what im saying is running/jogging is for suckers. biking is where it's at.

Biking is where it's at, but running is also good sometimes. Just don't go too far, see above.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

hemale in pain posted:

im doing a brighton mtb event on the 22nd (only 28 miles because i suck)

what im saying is running/jogging is for suckers. biking is where it's at.
its wnbr isnt it you filthy deviant

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...
I went for a run this morning then when I came home I had a big poo poo.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

the uk thread: poo poo and run

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




DrWrestling69 posted:

I went for a run this morning then when I came home I had a big poo poo.

This is the correct order to do things in

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Bobby Deluxe posted:

its wnbr isnt it you filthy deviant

i didnt know this was a thing but now i do

On the subject of running there was a really funny documentary called sean conway running britian. The guy is insane and hosed his knee up when trying to run while using a selfie stick, came back a couple of months later and actually completed it which is amazing but it was like a comedy of errors. at one point he decided to go cross country over some swampy moors in scotland and then get naked and sit in a river. its amazing he didnt die of exposure.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

those seem like v british reactions to a man in a public place with liquid poo poo running down himself

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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Aramoro posted:

This is the correct order to do things in

no its not, the 2 poo rule states you should have 2 poos before a long run

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The Big Taff Man posted:

no its not, the 2 poo rule states you should have 2 poos before a long run

It's better than going out for a run, having a big poo poo and then going home.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

The Big Taff Man posted:

no its not, the 2 poo rule states you should have 2 poos before a long run

paula Radcliffe was just doing a #workpoo

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


One of many many many many stories about people pooping their pants whilst running... http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/runners-diarrhea

quote:

As I caught my breath and had that finisher’s medal placed around my neck, it really hit me what I just accomplished.

I just finished a marathon, and pooping my pants didn't stop me.

If you see someone running, if they've not pooped their pants already, they're probably going to.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

paula Radcliffe was just doing a #workpoo

the greatest of all the poos

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




lmao at that site

http://www.xojane.com/issues/poop-around-your-partner

quote:

my girlfriend, Lauren, asked me:

“OK, but you have to tell me: How did you… poo?”

Just so you know Lauren’s not into poo, or anything

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i think if i was running and i needed to poo poo i would stop running and find a toilet

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

mfcrocker posted:

the greatest of all the poos

are you a member of #teamworkpoo

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mfcrocker posted:

the greatest of all the poos

thats the post festival poo when you're at home

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
work poos are the best poos because you can take ages and you get paid for it and use all the toilet roll you want because who cares!

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

are you a member of #teamworkpoo

yes

Alphabear is the best #workpoo game

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

maybe its just me but i would choose not to poo poo myself for no reason

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Phoon posted:

maybe its just me but i would choose not to poo poo myself for no reason

only people trying to win a race or whatever do this really.

also it might be bad but maybe take some immodium before a marathon?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Jose posted:

also it might be bad but maybe take some laxatives before a marathon?

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

mfcrocker posted:

yes

Alphabear is the best #workpoo game

i will need to check out this Alphabear game

Skiing yeti mountain was good until i finished it

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