GiP Drunk Thread 2k15: Merry Christmas from the beaniesons!

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Your squadron commander is a dick.

He was a very thorough guy. That made flying with him very good and also brutal at times with how demanding he could be. Dude wasn't all bad. He told us a story about how he crushed a rabbit with the nose gear of a KC-135 because the bunny was on centerline. He wasn't about to make a scrub landing just to save the drat thing.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:00

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 16:08

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

gently caress it man, I love being at airports. Ain't got a care in the world while you're at the bar waiting for a flight, everyone else is alone and drinking too so it's real easy to chat up the women.

There's a bar right across from my gate but phone is almost dead so I'm one of those losers sitting on the floor by a plug.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:01

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Fart Sandwiches posted:

There's a bar right across from my gate but phone is almost dead so I'm one of those losers sitting on the floor by a plug.

Go get an external battery at one of those electronic kiosks. There's always one that sells chargers and earbuds and batteries and poo poo.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:05

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Go get an external battery at one of those electronic kiosks. There's always one that sells chargers and earbuds and batteries and poo poo.

seriously they usually come pre-charged so pay, plug it in, toss it in your pocket and rally

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:06

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Gate changed. This lame play by play is brought to you by boredom and half-drunkeness

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Gate changed. This lame play by play is brought to you by boredom and half-drunkeness

Get that battery and then post full drunkeness.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:10

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I had a delayed flight, a cancelled connection flight, getting on a car with strangers for 8 hours , getting stuck on the interstate due to an overturned truck, becoming a wanted man in ohio because the court clerk told me to gently caress off because i was an hour late and getting a lawyer to fix everything.

That's my lovely story thanks for listening.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:13

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Now I'm getting nervous about flying next week. I only fly once every couple of years so it's usually for important poo poo.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:18

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Ohio of all places has a legalization amendment on the ballot in November. wtf.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:21

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Activists in Michigan are shooting for 2016. Polling suggests it would pass.

Shits cray. Gay marriage and legalized pot. :psyduck:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:27

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Activists in Michigan are shooting for 2016. Polling suggests it would pass.

Shits cray. Gay marriage and legalized pot.

really wish CT would get on the ball and get it done

we have 4 dispensaries in the state now, and one of them is a 5 minute drive from my house.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:28

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

holocaust bloopers posted:

I waited 6 and a half hours on an AWACS before the squadron commander allowed us to cancel the flight for the day. In the mean time, he kept asking me to run takeoff data for every runway combination possible "just to see."

Ugh.

Fly what you can, log what you need.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:29

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Worst part about a delayed flight are the people bitching about it. "Bbbbbut I got places to be :qq:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 02:59

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Ohio of all places has a legalization amendment on the ballot in November. wtf.

Only reason I am voting.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:03

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Worst part about a delayed flight are the people bitching about it. "Bbbbbut I got places to be "

For all that is terrible about modern air travel I will complain as much as I loving want to.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:06

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

For all the flying I've done somehow I've never had a delayed or cancelled flight. Maybe because I've never been connected through Chicago :shrug:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:34

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

For all that is terrible about modern air travel I will complain as much as I loving want to.

It's a $600 truck stop toilet stall that shakes in bad weather you're drat right I'm going to bitch about any inconvenience on top

# ? Aug 13, 2015 03:42

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

holocaust bloopers posted:

I waited 6 and a half hours on an AWACS before the squadron commander allowed us to cancel the flight for the day. In the mean time, he kept asking me to run takeoff data for every runway combination possible "just to see."

Ugh.

That became SOP at Tinker under my last OG commander. Flights were not allowed to cancel if there was any opportunity for anyone on the crew to get meaningful training. And nobody was allowed to come off the flight even if their opportunity for meaningful training was missed. So flights that should've become P-sorties after 5 hours of delays still flew with a full goddamned mission crew.

Edit: Also empty seats had to be justified during the daily group scheduling meetings. Fortunately this part only lasted a few months, but you had to have just about every seat filled or you WOULD answer for it.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 05:23

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Get that battery and then post full drunkeness.

Be sure to get a pre trip snack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbU65uCUzTs

# ? Aug 13, 2015 06:27

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

gonna start making my completely useless promotion packet now. drunk as gently caress. gonna do all the parts i have to type in pink comic sans.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 07:08

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

I found out what KFFFs new job is.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 11:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6NLD9OXnL4

# ? Aug 13, 2015 13:48

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ded posted:

I found out what KFFFs new job is.

poo poo i wish

# ? Aug 13, 2015 16:29

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

are you this fuckin dumbass

# ? Aug 14, 2015 02:35

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

are you this fuckin dumbass

i don't know who this is but eh looks like a douchebag

# ? Aug 14, 2015 02:56

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i don't know who this is but eh looks like a douchebag

You guessed right.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 02:58

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

are you this fuckin dumbass

# ? Aug 14, 2015 02:59

Delizin: Nov 9, 2005; It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

really wish CT would get on the ball and get it done

we have 4 dispensaries in the state now, and one of them is a 5 minute drive from my house.

I have 4 dispensaries within about 5 minutes of my house. Even more just another 5 minutes away. I am in Colorado in a county that has only like 18,000 people.

# ? Aug 14, 2015 03:10