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UncleBlazer: Jan 27, 2011

I buy my beans from hasbean and grind them and put them in a cafeti�re. Thank you whichever goon recommended them around February

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:01

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:05

Vitamins: May 1, 2012

lol if your coffee doesnt involve making random-instant-coffee-you-found-in-the-back-of-a-cupboard 4 times as strong as recommended, adding a tablespoon of sugar and pouring it down your gullet while it's still scalding hot

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:05

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Bored of work so am going to some beer festival in Shoreditch tomorrow that someone had a spare ticket for. No idea what it is so will play things by ear.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:15

Bozza: Mar 5, 2004; "I'm a really useful engine!"

I drink tea at work cos it's free.

Occasionally, I treat myself to a coffee when I get a sausage and egg roll from Greggs in the morning as it's 20p extra.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:17

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Bozza posted:

I drink tea at work cos it's free.

Occasionally, I treat myself to a coffee when I get a sausage and egg roll from Greggs in the morning as it's 20p extra.

Greggs.

How poor are you?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:19

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I drink stupid amounts of coffee from the machine at work that is huge and grinds beans for you there and then. Definitely too much coffee and it's definitely effecting my sleep pattern negatively.

when I can be bothered on the weekend I'll make a nice coffee at home on the stove top job to go with the fresh squeezed orange and grapefruit juice I like to make myslef

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:19

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

Nigel Farage posted:

Greggs.

How poor are you?

Greggs is a british tradition and is where the political class goes to buy sossy rolls and bacon sarnies to prove that they're just like the average working briton

the real nige would know this

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:20

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

There's a couple of the big beer festivals on this week, but neither of those are in Shoreditch. It's probably a pub one with a few dozen beers in a tent. Sometimes those are really good, sometimes they're poo poo.

Good luck.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:22

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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The Saurus posted:

Greggs is a british tradition and is where the political class goes to buy sossy rolls and bacon sarnies to prove that they're just like the average working briton

the real nige would know this

I dont stoop that low.

And haven't eaten their since it changed from Thurstons.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:22

feedmegin: Jul 30, 2008

JFairfax posted:

I drink stupid amounts of coffee from the machine at work that is huge and grinds beans for you there and then. Definitely too much coffee and it's definitely effecting my sleep pattern negatively.

when I can be bothered on the weekend I'll make a nice coffee at home on the stove top job to go with the fresh squeezed orange and grapefruit juice I like to make myslef

You are me. Though the fancy work machine makes really crap coffee :smith:

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:22

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

We have catering machines that do about 2.5 litres of filter at a time. Sometimes I get to drink most of one of them in an afternoon. It's not bad coffee, not great either though.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:28

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Bobby Deluxe posted:

i swear to god i will hunt you down and make flapjacks with your kidneys

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:29

The Saurus: Dec 3, 2006; by Smythe

goatface posted:

There's a couple of the big beer festivals on this week, but neither of those are in Shoreditch. It's probably a pub one with a few dozen beers in a tent. Sometimes those are really good, sometimes they're poo poo.

Good luck.

Of course they're not in shoreditch, the rich hipster twats in shoreditch only drink sloe gin shots or whatever the gently caress they do nowadays

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:33

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

don't knock sloe gin

the beer festivals are probably not in shoreditch because it's quite an expensive place to hire a venue

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:34

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Fluo posted:

The goon approved coffee sperg site is http://www.hasbean.co.uk/

Order before 4pm turns up next day and roasted by order

Running low so ordering some for saturday after work

I've been using pact until now, might give these guys a try.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 19:50

oh no computer: May 27, 2003

the real question is why is big nige drinking yank juice in the first place

# ? Aug 13, 2015 20:07

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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youtube commenter posted:

the real question is why is big nige drinking yank juice in the first place

Are you this stupid?

How is coffee American?

# ? Aug 13, 2015 20:09

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

yank juice is what I'll be getting on my face tonight if she plays her cards right

# ? Aug 13, 2015 20:19

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Whats up with all the rain?

I really fancy a bottle of divici prosecco but dont want to get wet.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 21:22

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Nigel Farage posted:

Greggs.

How poor are you?

Nice bantz Nige. Nice.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 21:37

Bozza: Mar 5, 2004; "I'm a really useful engine!"

Nigel Farage posted:

Greggs.

How poor are you?

Working class boy made good bruv, and what?

Ten man Leeds making Donny Rovers look like the bunch of sister fingerers they are. Only Leeds fan in the pub but had a fair few compliments and shout outs, Glasgow loves the Leeds.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:04

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Bozza posted:

Working class boy made good bruv, and what?

Ten man Leeds making Donny Rovers look like the bunch of sister fingerers they are. Only Leeds fan in the pub but had a fair few compliments and shout outs, Glasgow loves the Leeds.

Oh' god you northerners aren't half a plague.

Support a real team like me - Crystal Palace.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:12

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bozza posted:

Working class boy made good bruv, and what?

Ten man Leeds making Donny Rovers look like the bunch of sister fingerers they are. Only Leeds fan in the pub but had a fair few compliments and shout outs, Glasgow loves the Leeds.

nobody should feel proud their team is beating a team that gave a one direction member a trial

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:12

Bozza: Mar 5, 2004; "I'm a really useful engine!"

Nigel Farage posted:

Oh' god you northerners aren't half a plague.

Support a real team like me - Crystal Palace.

I'm not northern. Bedfordshire brap brap.

Take the point about whatsit from One Direction though.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:16

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Bozza posted:

Glasgow loves the Leeds.

makes sense

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:21

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bozza posted:

I'm not northern. Bedfordshire brap brap.

Take the point about whatsit from One Direction though.

you put more effort into typing whatsit than jose

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:21

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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Bozza posted:

I'm not northern. Bedfordshire brap brap.

Take the point about whatsit from One Direction though.

Why do you talk like a black immigrant?

You're British, act like one of us or get out.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:23

Bozza: Mar 5, 2004; "I'm a really useful engine!"

I was referring to Louis not your good self Jose.

Fuuuuuuuucking penalties

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:25

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bozza posted:

I was referring to Louis not your good self Jose.

Fuuuuuuuucking penalties

lol sorry. also lol the result

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:28

Fluo: May 25, 2007

Bozza posted:

Working class boy made good bruv, and what?

Ten man Leeds making Donny Rovers look like the bunch of sister fingerers they are. Only Leeds fan in the pub but had a fair few compliments and shout outs, Glasgow loves the Leeds.

Leeds is the worst, sorry Bozza

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:43

Bozza: Mar 5, 2004; "I'm a really useful engine!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGtBithUHjg

Fucks sake man, some of the worst penalties ever.

# ? Aug 13, 2015 22:47

Aphex-: Jan 29, 2006; Dinosaur Gum

just been out with my workmates and they all talked about football and i dont even like it so i sat there just nodding my head and smiling until they talked about something else, i am a true goon

# ? Aug 14, 2015 00:14

Nigel Farage: Jun 20, 2015; by Ralp
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NaDy posted:

just been out with my workmates and they all talked about football and i dont even like it so i sat there just nodding my head and smiling until they talked about something else, i am a true goon

How does it feel being a social failure?

# ? Aug 14, 2015 00:23