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libraries would die tomorrow in Lumpen's world his true masterplan revealed
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Look Under The Rock posted:It is incredibly hard to motivate people to part with their money for a cause that will never affect their lives. Or for a cause that affects their lives greatly, but in ways they cannot perceive. Look Under The Rock posted:My mom has a Ben Carson sticker on her minivan My grandma has one on her car, and extolls his virtues to me every time I see her. I like to make casual, mostly trolling (but polite) remarks about how he is a neurosurgeon and not a politician. I may drop the word technocracy next time I see her.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:50
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Ernie. posted:libraries would die tomorrow in Lumpen's world b..but I like the library.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:50
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CapitalistPig posted:b..but I like the library. then levy some taxes, you capitalist pig!!
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Aug 14, 2015 23:51
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If libraries die everyone would have to spend money on their own copy of his audiobook
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Aug 14, 2015 23:54
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Why are there so many soybeans?
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Aug 14, 2015 23:55
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ljtrigirl posted:Why are there so many soybeans? potatoes, its a thing someone does every once in a while people get the avatars bought for them. It hit me last time around.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:58
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CapitalistPig posted:potatoes, its a thing someone does every once in a while people get the avatars bought for them. That's unfortunate. Yours is pretty awesome. In my mind, they're soybeans.
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Aug 14, 2015 23:59
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Tremendous Taste posted:If libraries die everyone would have to spend money on their own copy of his audiobook 
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Aug 15, 2015 00:03
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EccoRaven posted:We'd finish our coffees but still sit in the booth, holding our once-warm mugs. During lulls in the conversation we'd look outside at the rain. During one of these lulls we'd actually see a bolt of lightning just over the hill immediately followed by a loud crack of thunder, and we'd both gasp and jump slightly at the same time, then look at each other and laugh. We'd talk about how much we've been needing the rain, how awful this drought has been, and then share memories about rain from growing up. I'd mention how one of my first memories is Hurricane Andrew tearing across my parents' home in Miami, and he'd smile, saying how cool that was. Eventually though we'd both have to go, so we'd stand outside the shop under the awning to keep dry for as long as possible. It'd turn out he has to go north while I go south, so we hug, very quickly, we both don't want gossip as we're just friends, and then we'd part. I'd turn around after a few steps, just to see if he was looking back too, but he wouldn't be, he'd have his phone out texting. I'd shrug, pull up the collar on my coat, and continue walking home. More candidate real life relationship stories please.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:03
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Everyone should listen to lumpens audiobook. It's hilarious and awesome
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Aug 15, 2015 00:07
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BottleKnight posted:My grandma has one on her car, and extolls his virtues to me every time I see her. I like to make casual, mostly trolling (but polite) remarks about how he is a neurosurgeon and not a politician. I may drop the word technocracy next time I see her. Tell her he'd like to eliminate the Geneva Convention because the best response to our country's high level of war crimes is to make them not be war crimes anymore
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Aug 15, 2015 00:10
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Magnus Gallant posted:Everyone should listen to lumpens audiobook. It's hilarious and awesome Yeah. He does this crazy awesome narrating thing during games sometimes.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:11
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Aug 15, 2015 00:27
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Magnus Gallant posted:Everyone should listen to lumpens audiobook. It's hilarious and awesome I currently have 7 titles available on Audible. I pledge to voluntarily donate 50% of my royalties for the month of August to Planned Parenthood just to carespite my dear friend LUTR. In addition, if you buy through smile.amazon.com, you can designate a charity of your choice to receive an additional donation. I use that for all of my own Amazon purchases.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:28
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Lumpen posted:Aww thanks for the plug. This is good of you, Lumpen.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:45
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Also I got a PS4 today because I got a sexy raise because my primary client thinks I am sexy (I am a professional sexy person). My name is CCKeane if anybody wants to add me.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:47
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CCKeane posted:Also I got a PS4 today because I got a sexy raise because my primary client thinks I am sexy (I am a professional sexy person). My name is CCKeane if anybody wants to add me. I'll add you. My dumb old unchangeable username is VarrosAnon and if you want to play online you have to pay for PlayStation Plus, just as a warning.
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BottleKnight posted:I'll add you. My dumb old unchangeable username is VarrosAnon and if you want to play online you have to pay for PlayStation Plus, just as a warning. Um what part of sexy raise didn't you understand smh
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Aug 15, 2015 00:51
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I'm silveravatar306 psn. I play many online games such as Netflix and hulu.
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Aug 15, 2015 00:52
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i'm chajusong if you want to be my spelunky daily challenge rival that's fine
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Aug 15, 2015 00:58
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Pinterest Mom posted:i'm chajusong I'll only say yes to the second half if you're coming on to me.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:13
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I like Ben Carson as a guy since all he does is poo poo on other guys but he has some untenable stances imo tbh #_#
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Aug 15, 2015 01:41
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I'm honestly a little weirded out that the highest match I have with any candidate is 85% I guess my political views don't have a perfect match as far as candidates.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:47
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CapitalistPig posted:I'm honestly a little weirded out that the highest match I have with any candidate is 85% I guess my political views don't have a perfect match as far as candidates. Don't be. That's fine and good.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:48
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CCKeane posted:Don't be. That's fine and good. But keane, I want the perfect president that only wants the things that I want.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:50
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CapitalistPig posted:But keane, I want the perfect president that only wants the things that I want. Then run yourself. If you ever find yourself agreeing 100% with any candidate (or, really, any person), you probably need to step back a little and make sure you're thinking for yourself.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:52
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CCKeane posted:Then run yourself. Hah that would be a waste of money because no one would vote for me and then I'd become a meme or something.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:55
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CapitalistPig posted:Hah that would be a waste of money because no one would vote for me and then I'd become a meme or something. I'd vote for you, CPig, assuming you accept my lobbying needs to legalize cannibalism.
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Aug 15, 2015 01:56
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legalise cannabisalism
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Aug 15, 2015 01:57
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Pinterest Mom posted:legalise cannabisalism Please don't bring marijuana into this. Marijuana makes you violent, as evidenced by this source: https://www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial?fref=ts
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Aug 15, 2015 01:59
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I'm really happy that there are two google results for "You can't spell cannibalism without cannabis".
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Pinterest Mom posted:legalise cannabisalism
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Aug 15, 2015 02:04
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Do you know why they call it "BONGS" because when you eat bongs you fall unconscious and your head makes a bong sound on the floor. Don't do weed kids.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:05
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My dare officer told me that if somebody offers me weed I should tell the police immediately. After my fifth "friend" was arrested I got a medal.
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Aug 15, 2015 02:09
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Aug 15, 2015 02:16
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EccoRaven posted:okay I have stopped crying and can say this is now probably one of my favorite movies. WILLIAM JENNINGS BRYAN
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Aug 15, 2015 02:21
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GUYS SORRY IN ADVANCE WAIT NOT SORRY http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself
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Aug 15, 2015 02:26
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From what I understand, the eggs are essentially gummy bears that you shove up your rear end in a top hat and they you wait for them to dissolve
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I still need someone with a U.S. Address to help act as a middle man for something. I'll pay for shipping and buy you something on Amazon in thanks
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