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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TMMadman posted:

I think work should make you eat a bug.

I would eat a bug at work.


GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

I hear that putting your coworkers prized possessions in jello cheers you up


I don't have the tools for such elaborate bits of office mischief.

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

CCKeane posted:

I would eat a bug at work.



I don't have the tools for such elaborate bits of office mischief.

But you're the biggest tool I know

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Change the desktops of your coworkers' to a big face of Donald Trump

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Change the desktops of your coworkers' to a big face of Donald Trump

What if I change my face to the face of Donald Trump?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I'd allow it but I don't think they make horse sized Donald Trump masks!!!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Quidnose, clear out your dang PM's

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I think it is pretty ridiculous that I have to work in an office. I should be hired by the government to be a professional trickster imo.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


100YrsofAttitude posted:

I had butterflies in my stomach all night.

The thing you forgot is that Parisian women are cool as cucumbers. You can't faze them. Ever.

Oh yeah? Well let's just how they fare against a Canadian accent!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Magnus Gallant posted:

But you're the biggest tool I know

While he may be a giant tool personally, he's working with the smallest tool in his pants.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Newscaster: The war on drugs took a turn for the funny today as a court has mandated that young Magnus Gallant can avoid a prison sentence in return for 500 hours of being constantly pranked by government trickster Charles Keane. Young Gallant may be subjected to such things as cheese whiz in his pants, facebook posts that tag him and his grandparents supporting the Ku Klux Klan, dodgeballs to the groin region and other such hijinks. Locals say it's "about drat time a bureaucrat put an engineer on one of this country's greatest ills"

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I would support Keane randomly jumping out of bushes and nailing someone in the groin with a dodgeball as a punishment for most crimes

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
diqnol do you want to play in my game or not

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I was joking before but now I really wish my job title was government trickster. :(

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Allen Wren posted:

Might as well make this the recruiting corner, I'm still at -5 to start, and uranus and I are already in each other's games, we can't help each other any more than we are.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736669

I'm pimping this game cause I want it to get started.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

uranus posted:

diqnol do you want to play in my game or not

Oh snap, well, I'm already in Ecco's game and I don't even know if I'll be able to post enough in that one, what with football and fantasy starting up now :x

Sorry bae :*( <- das me wit a clown nose

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
no worries, just wanted to be sure.

in that case... ONLY THREE SPOTS LEFT HOLY poo poo DONT YOU WANT TO BE A TOTO SONG

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736881&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post449038626

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Keane, entertain yourself by swapping the P and O keys on your coworkers' keyboards

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop

Rarity posted:

Keane, entertain yourself by swapping the P and O keys on your coworkers' keyboards
Poopopnax

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
I just realized I have been spelling Opopanax wrong the whole time I think. As oppoponax? No that doesn't look right either. Never mind.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I bought the DmC reboot on sale recently, its pretty fun so far, but I miss running around the castles from the previous games.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Lumpen posted:

I just realized I have been spelling Opopanax wrong the whole time I think. As oppoponax? No that doesn't look right either. Never mind.

You can call me Mr.Anax

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Opopanax posted:

You can call me Mr.Anax

I'm just gonna call you Mr. Anus.

busb
Mar 19, 2009

Thorgie
I'm just gonna call you spacebutt.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

busb posted:

I'm just gonna call you spacebutt.

derp

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
hello

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
buy my product

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3736881

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I'm still a fan of poopanal.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Asiina posted:

I'm still a fan of poopanal.

Please don't discuss your fetishes in the thread

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Don't kinkshame.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Opopanax posted:

Please don't discuss your fetishes in the thread

Are you saying you aren't into the Cleveland Steamer?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Kinkshaming is good because it makes me feel better about my own kinks. kind of like a middle school bully whose step dad kept molesting him, so at school he throws nerds in dumpsters

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

how about butanal?

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Also called butyraldehyde?

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I'm watching Theodore Rex. It's very bad.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Whoopie is my fave

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
imgay I'm in two games right now but as soon as one of them ends I expect Funfia 2!!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm not gonna run a game until this next semester is over

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

imgay posted:

I'm not gonna run a game until this next semester is over

Stop, Collaborate and Listen

Funfia's back as a brand new invention

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BottleKnight posted:

Stop, Collaborate and Listen

Funfia's back as a brand new invention

really makes you think

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

imgay posted:

Kinkshaming is good because it makes me feel better about my own kinks. kind of like a middle school bully whose step dad kept molesting him, so at school he throws nerds in dumpsters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aRWJboC-X0

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