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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

i feel like i'm the only person who doesn't think twerking is in any way attractive

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ded posted:

i feel like i'm the only person who doesn't think twerking is in any way attractive

what about the one where she shits herself

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I think I finally *get* twerking

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Great loving movie.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Great loving movie.

missing the bit where he curses at them for forcing him into that position
he's not great in everything but ed harris can really be fantastic at times

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



ded posted:

i feel like i'm the only person who doesn't think twerking is in any way attractive

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

missing the bit where he curses at them for forcing him into that position
he's not great in everything but ed harris can really be fantastic at times

Ed Harris played "Beleaguered wise-man pissed off at his lovely situation" very well.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

Good way to end up literally broke-dick.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

the ball pain is real this time!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

What is wrong with out, I have never been more terrified in my life than when experiencing this.

You have to limit range of motion and grab on them hips for dear life because it feels great for them and you're terrified of this (sfw) happening

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I dunno man, I can't cum until my dick is on the verge of breaking.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

http://gfycat.com/PersonalJauntyKawala

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

alison brie so bae

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Some interview she said she's an exhibitionist, and used to get naked all the loving time in college streaking and stuff :allears:

She needs to post butt naked pics right the gently caress now :jackbud:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
She said that if any private nude photo of her gets leaked, she'd just get professional ones made for release.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

Some interview she said she's an exhibitionist, and used to get naked all the loving time in college streaking and stuff :allears:

She needs to post butt naked pics right the gently caress now :jackbud:

She went to art school in California so

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Leather Bear posted:

She said that if any private nude photo of her gets leaked, she'd just get professional ones made for release.

:pray:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
How the gently caress has that NOT happened already?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Alison Brie, Kate Mara, and Emily Blunt :pray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV63s6fsx6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJq0FSZtpiQ

bloops fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Aug 18, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mr. Nice! posted:

Wait until you have someone do that while they're riding you.

gently caress a Brazilian girl.
I was getting less than two hours of sleep a night for like three weeks. It was glorious.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Two Finger posted:

gently caress a Brazilian girl.
I was getting less than two hours of sleep a night for like three weeks. It was glorious.

That's because pretty much every brazilian is infected with toxoplasmosis which makes them both hyper sexual and hyper aggressive/violent.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I would agree to be executed by nuke if I could have a threesome with Allison Brie and Kate Mara right now.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
That's not saying much because being executed by a nuke is probably the quickest, cleanest, and most badass way to die. But also samesies

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

I would agree to be executed by nuke if I could have a threesome with Allison Brie and Kate Mara right now.

Pretty strong post/av right here

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Mr. Nice! posted:

That's because pretty much every brazilian is infected with toxoplasmosis which makes them both hyper sexual and hyper aggressive/violent.

Really? I never heard that but it certainly explains a few things.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
At least half the planet is infected with it, so no, that's not the issue.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

ded posted:

i feel like i'm the only person who doesn't think twerking is in any way attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP9GmIKefL8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZsMO0tiFBI

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://forward.com/opinion/319215/5-most-common-misconceptions-about-iran/

Leave Iranians alone guys

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ugghh, even out of the military I can't get away from stupid death by "interactive" online poo poo. I've been old enough to drink since all of these kids were in middle school, I don't need to sit through slideshows about underage drinking on college campuses. :suicide:

This is somehow worse than anything on ATRRS, but with much shinier graphics.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Army sent me a letter asking me to take a survey about gender relations today. The trannies are coming.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The Army sent me a letter asking me to take a survey about gender relations today. The trannies are coming.

Just write down ""You are the gentiles you are born with Austin 3:16" and send it back

Be sure to use gentiles and not genitals

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The Army sent me a letter asking me to take a survey about gender relations today. The trannies are coming.

What were the questions

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

What were the questions

Going to the website and plugging in my smartcard reader would require effort

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Naked Bear posted:

Ugghh, even out of the military I can't get away from stupid death by "interactive" online poo poo. I've been old enough to drink since all of these kids were in middle school, I don't need to sit through slideshows about underage drinking on college campuses. :suicide:

This is somehow worse than anything on ATRRS, but with much shinier graphics.

Did you go to Freshman orientation?


lol


why

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Did you go to Freshman orientation?


lol


why

Gotta spot which girls want you to be their first mistake

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Naked Bear posted:

Ugghh, even out of the military I can't get away from stupid death by "interactive" online poo poo. I've been old enough to drink since all of these kids were in middle school, I don't need to sit through slideshows about underage drinking on college campuses. :suicide:

This is somehow worse than anything on ATRRS, but with much shinier graphics.

I obviously have a huge jewish self-loathing thing going on with the distributor of my baccalaureate degree, but I'll just ask you to understand the kind of non-sensical CBT bullshit that came from my final two years on that campus.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Victor Vermis posted:

Did you go to Freshman orientation?


lol


why

This was many moons ago but my freshman orientation was when you tested out of things like remedial arithmetic and also registered for classes so you had to go if you didn't want to show up the first day in randomly chosen retard classes.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I had to attend to get my ID and pass for free public transportation. Oh, and counselors made everyone sign up for their first quarter of classes.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
widdle babies
poopin they pants
signing up for clubs

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