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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I was in AV club high school and college. Ask me about running television stations.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Freshman orientation was a bunch of remedial test-out's and then an excuse to meet the women you wanted to gently caress.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:

Did you go to Freshman orientation?


lol


why
No, they snuck it in after the whole fill out medical questionnaires and immunization records deal. "Snuck" as in, "when you've finished filling those out, you'll need to click through these awful slideshows or we'll put a hold on your account."

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Back in 2001-2006 or so I mailed my ACT/SAT scores to campuses in order to bypass remedial stuff and dropped off my course selection form at admissions. Now it's all online obviously but I'm shocked when people say they sit with an advisor every semester. Unless you don't understand your program requirements you're really just asking someone to ensure you have class every day of the week and/or saddle you with garbage that nobody else wants to take.

I'll sit with one for dual-majoring but I haven't scheduled a meet since transferring. Online scheduling rules.

Naked Bear posted:

No, they snuck it in after the whole fill out medical questionnaires and immunization records deal. "Snuck" as in, "when you've finished filling those out, you'll need to click through these awful slideshows or we'll put a hold on your account."

Does your school require health insurance? That would make sense I guess.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Victor Vermis posted:

Does your school require health insurance? That would make sense I guess.
Yeah, although any school is going to be concerned about medical poo poo simply because they'll be dealing with an assload of runny-nose kids running around spreading their diseases and poo poo.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Naked Bear posted:

Yeah, although any school is going to be concerned about medical poo poo simply because they'll be dealing with an assload of runny-nose kids running around spreading their diseases and poo poo.

I'm pretty sure my school didn't. But it's not even the top state school in my state so they probably assume most of us poors have never been to a doctor.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
YOU CANT MAKE ME TAKE THOSE SO CALLED VACCINES, MAN

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Online scheduling does indeed rule. I just look at my progress report and register for classes I need.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
time to loving rock


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJz0rq1gVLk

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

me irl right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8


or I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrZxt476ef4


:dogge:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

yo man why you lettin that hippie dude lick the side of your face?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


rekt.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I just did a google for "woman choke slammed by police" to see what was happening there.

errr, there probably shouldn't be so many unrelated results.

That's a pretty decent slam though, gotta admit.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Hahahaha god loving drat dude

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

haha was she raising her first at a cop there?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



What's cool about this is home boy has his pistol in his hand the entire time.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I think she was gesturing as she was grabbed? maybe?

Dudes got his gun out when no one else has, and tall cop seems rather concerned about what he's doing. I'm gonna assume he's probably not the coolest head in the office.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


You can see either his Sergeant or Corporal (can't tell how many chevrons he's got) tries to grab him as he goes for the chokeslam. And lady cop is like :wtf:

lmao this is the gif that keeps on giving

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

i'm morbidly curious to see how the acab thread in dnd would react to that gif

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i'm morbidly curious to see how the acab thread in dnd would react to that gif

post it and link it here

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Idiot tries to swing at cop cuffing hubby, idiot gets taken down by cop's buddy. Nothing wrong here.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i'm morbidly curious to see how the acab thread in dnd would react to that gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdQ6oMzV2U

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

i'm morbidly curious to see how the acab thread in dnd would react to that gif

queue up cole for a six hour to take off his monthlong on condition he posts it

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

post it and link it here

actually i can probably guess:

:circlefap:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I mean the inevitable D&D discussion kind of runs through your head immediately, doesn't it? The actual posts are redundant and fully predictable at this point.

Hommando
Mar 2, 2012
I've seen the whole video of that .gif.

The lady who gets choke slammed is the mother of the guy on the ground. The lady and son were resisting the officers, then once she notices the camera she starts playing dead on the ground until she's put on a stretcher. The camera pans to the son on the ground and all of a sudden she comes back to life and runs over to the officers. That's when she gets slammed.

I'm trying to find the video.

Edit: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc7_1438883658

Here it is.

Hommando fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Aug 19, 2015

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Hommando posted:

I've seen the whole video of that .gif.

The lady who gets choke slammed is the mother of the guy on the ground. The lady and son were resisting the officers, then once she notices the camera she starts playing dead on the ground until she's put on a stretcher. The camera pans to the son on the ground and all of a sudden she comes back to life and runs over to the officers. That's when she gets slammed.

I'm trying to find the video.

lol

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015

Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


That video uh... changes my reaction to that gif significantly. gently caress that guy. gently caress that woman.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Attempted felony assault on law enforcement and obstruction of justice by force slam.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

What's cool about this is home boy has his pistol in his hand the entire time.

Doesn't look like enough of a slam to knock her out, so she's probably playing possum.

Only bonus would be if he then whispered something like "Don't loving move, or i'll blow your loving head off".

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Watch the video, it's his taser.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Watch the video, it's his taser.

Yeah it's clearly a taser, and disregard the attempted assault... that's mainline felony assault and battery xInfinity all day long on Mom.

What a lovely family.

The Sheriff Jake
May 8, 2006
I run a compassion program for a mmj collective solely for veterans. If you are located in the Santa Cruz/Bay Area greater area I will give you free weed every time you come to a meeting.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





So uh what seemed a bit out of proportion now makes perfect sense. Goddamn. Post the gif in d&d then the video a day later.
Given two of them tackled the cop at the start i'd say they got off pretty lightly

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Lmao, nothing even happens to the mom. She just decides to play possum. Isn't even good at that you can see her gut moving up and down. Everything about this is just great.

A+ Nostalgia4Dicks for bringing this joy to my cold dead heart tonight.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Rambo III owns

edit: inshallah

shyduck fucked around with this message at 05:27 on Aug 19, 2015

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Naked Bear posted:

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Oh god I haven't heard that since a-school


"Hey, play those games win those prizes!"

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

This is another good cop one

https://www.facebook.com/625629560787227/videos/1165459566804221/

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