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newtestleper posted:No, just because the judges took a capricious, unearned, yet surprisingly vicious dislike to you. That certainly saves a few steps! newtestleper posted:GREED And thank you for that!
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skwidmonster posted:So I'm gonna go ahead and yoink all of these and say do your worst, gently caress nuggets, cuz I'm a loose cannon with nothing to lose.
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# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:41 |
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skwidmonster posted:So hi there Try it and the only thing you're gonna be writing is your obituary.
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# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:03 |
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FACT: Anyone on team greed who takes less than three flash rules is a phony, and might be better off switching to a lame team, like gluttony.
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# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:12 |
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Sloth is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Sloth you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Sloth motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
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# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:53 |
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Obliterati posted:Screaming Idiot, get your toxx down or flee into the night. *hurls down a before running naked into the darkened woods, dick a-flappin' in the breeze, a trail of glitter sparkling in his wake*
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:01 |
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bye
anime was right fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Broenheim posted:Sloth is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Sloth you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Sloth motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends. Team Sloth represent. Chillest team. ~WeLandedOnTheMoon!420Kush
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:24 |
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Yeah okay, in.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:35 |
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HopperUK posted:Yeah okay, in. LUST all my little somethings
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Team Sloth represent. Chillest team. i was gonna empty-quote this. you know, to concur your point. then i realized broham is on our team and i realized we're not the chillest team. more like the team with the most gaybos. bro, ima let you keep your poo poo prompt (because it is poo poo; as referenced by its own title "poo poo prompt") but i offer you my prompt, anyway. come at me, you dirty redacted. let's go head-to-head on this poo poo.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:48 |
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epoch. posted:i was gonna empty-quote this. you know, to concur your point. then i realized broham is on our team and i realized we're not the chillest team. more like the team with the most gaybos. but sloths are super chill, but you know what, how about this, if the judges deem my story worse then yours, I will not only give you a line-by-line, but I will write AND do a dramatic reading of my cyberpunk merman story I promised to Kaishai im not using your flash rule because im lazy btw
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:52 |
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Jitzu_the_Monk posted:"Peccantem me quotidie et non penitentem. Timor mortis conturbat me, quia in inferno nulla est redemptio." (I do sin daily and don't repent. The fear of death disturbs me, for in hell there is no redemption) SLOTH When this is not, that is not This ceasing, that ceases.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:53 |
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Jitzu_the_Monk posted:"Peccantem me quotidie et non penitentem. Timor mortis conturbat me, quia in inferno nulla est redemptio." (I do sin daily and don't repent. The fear of death disturbs me, for in hell there is no redemption) GLUTTONY cramming it in fistfuls ^^ take both of these sins
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:54 |
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Team Sloth is always open for new members. Low and Slow, Baby
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:55 |
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Sitting Here posted:The (literally) ragtag group of rebels go and take on TA-L0S (I’m choosing to believe this is an Elder Scrolls reference), rescue dad (who will have sorted out some sort of anti-evil-robot device), and defeat the bad robots. It’s all very neat and predictable, and that’s why it doesn’t really stand alone as a flash piece. C'mon, I even mentioned he looked like a bronze statue!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:03 |
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Right, and I made the willful choice to think of a video game instead. Who do you think you're dealing with here??? I am going to take this opportunity to surreptitiously quote myself though. Sitting Here posted:here's a thing
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:05 |
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Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week* *Domer must actually claim the crit though, because I don't want to crit a story if someone doesn't want it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:03 |
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I, Benny Profane, do proclaim that amongst the tales of lust that shall be submitted this week, mine shall be the lustiest, and shall provoke within the unwashed cheeto-dust-encrusted jorts of the judges an unfamiliar yet pleasing stirring of the loins. As for my fellow libidinous scribes, their woeful tales of amorous misadventure will bear the malodour of poorly crafted slash fiction. The next time the judges feel the stirrings of romance, they shall be reminded of some supremely unsexy detail present within these lesser tales, their erotic mood shall be spoiled, and they shall curse the names of those degenerate authors aloud.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:19 |
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Benny Profane posted:I, Benny Profane, do proclaim that amongst the tales of lust that shall be submitted this week, mine shall be the lustiest, and shall provoke within the unwashed cheeto-dust-encrusted jorts of the judges an unfamiliar yet pleasing stirring of the loins. look man as long as your story has giant robots in it i will jerk my gherkin to it and send you the photos as established in the letter i mailed you you know, the one written entirely with letters clipped out of various magazines with the attached polaroid of a decaying raccoon WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week* Also I'll take this if you don't mind; thanks in advance for the effort.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:22 |
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I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written* * up to 5,000 words.
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week* I'd like that, please.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:59 |
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epoch. posted:I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written
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epoch. posted:I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written* Here loving here. If any of you sweaty nerds can pop my bone (honor system) I'll write a minimum 1000 word slashfic inspired by your story and post it in thread.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:03 |
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That challenge applies to all sins.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:05 |
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Challenge another goon to a brawl to grab their flash rule, if it's not your sin.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:24 |
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guh
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Martello posted:guh WRATH bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 13:09 |
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I've been challenged to sign up so I guess I will tentatively say I'm in, but I don't have a lot of time to do it right this week!
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 14:08 |
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In If any of you even dreams of beating me, ya better wake up and apologize.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 14:48 |
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In with a
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 15:02 |
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N. Senada posted:In with a Hey, I don't even know what sin or flash rule you're going to get, but I'm already just positively green with envy for you, already imagining how you're going to use it to weave a fantastic tale. wait no sorry that's just me trying not to vomit at the thought of your story, oops Whatever it is, I want your flash. Brawl, motherfucker. ( and all) more blood
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 17:08 |
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I don't know how it is with these other sins, but lust isn't about tearing people apart. It's about bringing people together, as filthily as possible. And so, I offer this pledge. Any of my Lust-Buddies who enters into an unholy union (what the unlusty might refer to as a "brawl") with some other sinner will receive a critique from me, of either your entry this week or your brawl piece.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 17:28 |
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quote:Thyrork - I got a letter this mornin, how do you reckon it read? It said, 'Hurry, hurry, yeah, your love is dead I think I'll use this as well. Maybe. If I put effort into my poo poo talking, I wouldn't be very slothful would I?
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:46 |
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sebmojo posted:LUST You know, I originally thought I would be sated with my own rule, but this is simply irresistible. I'll have it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2015 19:58 |
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For Pootie Tang:sebmojo posted:
Doesn't feel right to be in team Wrath and not try and get into a Brawl this week, so I'll fight you for this one, Pootie Tang. for the brawl, if you're hard enough.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 00:28 |
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Mons Hubris posted:I've been challenged to sign up so I guess I will tentatively say I'm in, but I don't have a lot of time to do it right this week! GLUTTONY beautiful beautiful beautiful skin SlipUp posted:In If any of you even dreams of beating me, ya better wake up and apologize. PRIDE Lion-hearted foppishness N. Senada posted:In with a GREED Diamonds in the rain on my windshield
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:28 |
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Sitting Here posted:
YOINKS, because let's be honest, I'm going to do it way better than you could ever hope to.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 03:30 |
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In like something that rhymes with "in", I can't think of anything atm
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bye
anime was right fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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