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Calling it Josh watches BaitBus
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Uncle Wemus posted:Who the gently caress names a kid Israel Hey, I'll have you know that Israel Bissel is the greatest unsung hero of the revolutionary war.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:30
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Calling it
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Aug 20, 2015 20:30
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it looks like they edited the statement a bunch of timesquote:Pre-Edit:
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Aug 20, 2015 20:32
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Satan fortress is my metal band
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Aug 20, 2015 20:34
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I like how he words it: "I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife." you know, I was just watching youporn 5 hours a day and that dirty dirty porn compelled me to become unfaithful. totes not my fault guys It's like he sees watching some porn as grievous as cheating.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:35
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lol
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Aug 20, 2015 20:38
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Tercio posted:lol the homosexual deviant satan did it!
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Aug 20, 2015 20:39
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Tercio posted:lol So Satan caused him to touch his sisters?
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Aug 20, 2015 20:40
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wins.
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Biblically, she now can divorce him (Bible never mentions molesting children as a cause for divorce) She won't though
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Aug 20, 2015 20:41
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Tercio posted:lol i love this dead gay earth
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Aug 20, 2015 20:41
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why the gently caress do we have people in the government publically using demonic possession as an explanation for anything
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Aug 20, 2015 20:42
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Acne Rain posted:why the gently caress do we have people in the government publically using demonic possession as an explanation for anything I don't think that's a real quote But I agree
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Aug 20, 2015 20:43
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't think that's a real quote Yeah I think it's satire. ~but how can you tell anymore~
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Aug 20, 2015 20:46
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Three Olives posted:Hypocrite? He profited off of trying to destroy the lives of gay people from way up on his moral high horse. Go jump off a bridge you sick gently caress, your wife and child and really the whole world would be better off that way. He also, you know, molested children. I feel like compared to that, all the other shits pretty weak (but deliciously funny)
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Aug 20, 2015 20:47
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Tercio posted:Yeah I think it's satire. Broenheim posted:i love this dead gay earth The worst part is that it 100% sounds like a thing Huckabee would say. Our fearless leaders, everybody!
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Aug 20, 2015 20:54
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I wish I knew Josh had signed up for some hanky panky. Who wouldn't want a Duggar diggler wrigging up them. It must feel like God touching your very soul. Until it crusts up of course.
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Aug 20, 2015 20:56
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don't think that's a real quote Bobby Jindal exorcised somebody once and Nikki Haley had to publicly deny having every practiced witchcraft. Not like there isn't precedent for a quote like that.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:04
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Tercio posted:lol Hail Satan
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Aug 20, 2015 21:09
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If you think about it, if demons could penetrate the Fort Knox level of Christian mentality that is the Duggar family us lesser plebs are hosed royally trying to protect ourselves against Satan.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:11
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Are we absolutely sure that this entire sagas hasn't just been an elaborate The Onion long con?
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Aug 20, 2015 21:13
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quote:“If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and, though they discipline him, will not listen to them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city at the gate of the place where he lives, and they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This our son is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones. Deuteronomy 21:18-21 So come on Jim Bob, practice what you preach you fake fucks.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:18
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Ahaha the most recent edit took out the pornography reference entirely.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:19
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hepscat posted:Ahaha the most recent edit took out the pornography reference entirely.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:22
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Three Olives posted:Haha, no, they want all but 144,000 Jews who convert to parish in lakes of fire. The loony evangelicals that love talking about Israel are literally excited to see Israel destroyed and millions of dead Jews. If a nuclear bomb exploded in Israel that would start furiously masterbating because they would think that the second coming of Christ had arrived.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:23
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Tercio posted:lol Jim "Satan made me do it" Duggar
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Aug 20, 2015 21:28
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So how many more of the kids are pedophilic rapists? All? Only four or five more?
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Aug 20, 2015 21:32
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Oh man, they really did change the statement. No mention of pornography. http://duggarfamily.com/michelles-blog?ID=181b81dc-471b-4bff-ae3e-7becfc87c911 quote:I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have been unfaithful to my wife. They really don't get the Internet.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:35
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hepscat posted:Ahaha the most recent edit took out the pornography reference entirely. He probably realized that people don't know about those other accounts yet.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:35
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Wow, what a moron. He brings up a completely unrelated pornography addiction that no one even knew about because in weirdo cult land porn can be pointed to as an excuse for cheating because they see all sex as bad. A gateway sorta thing. But to normal people that doesn't justify poo poo and it just piles on more weird creepy info about him in the mind of the public so WHOOPS gotta remove that. Idiots. He should do his wife a favor and get a divorce. I wonder if there's any inkling in his stupid mind that all of these problems were caused by his poo poo parents' insane religion.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:52
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I mitt virke, jeg gir deg Jim Bob mine krefter! Gå ut og kle mitt navn i alle nasjoners drakter! Ved klo eller sko, la det skje! Jim Bob
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Aug 20, 2015 21:57
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you think jim bob and michelle kept having kids because they realized how badly they hosed up with the first one? have to craft the perfect dugg, this first draft was garbage.
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Aug 20, 2015 21:59
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shiksa posted:you think jim bob and michelle kept having kids because they realized how badly they hosed up with the first one? have to craft the perfect dugg, this first draft was garbage. The perfect Dugg was the last one they had.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:02
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I wonder if he was dumb enough to like register a pornhub account with the same name he used on AM
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Aug 20, 2015 22:02
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shiksa posted:you think jim bob and michelle kept having kids because they realized how badly they hosed up with the first one? have to craft the perfect dugg, this first draft was garbage. Or to sate his satanistic lust for young poontang. "Quick Jim Bob, he's getting bored of Number 8! Thrust harder!"
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Aug 20, 2015 22:04
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Sure I raped my sisters and cheated on my wife multiple times but I absolutely did not look at porn, how dare you. Come on 99% of the happily married monogamous couples I know look at porn at least on occasion, it's not even remotely the same thing as diddling children or cheating on your wife.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:10
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Having known more than enough insane Christians, here are my predictions: His wife accepts his apologies and prays about it a lot until God confirms that she should definitely continue to submit to her husband. Everyone close to her will also pressure her to stay with him and forgive him. The two of them will go to Christian marriage counseling for a few years and he'll be "cured" and "a better Christian" He'll talk about his past sins with everyone all the time. Probably speak about it to his church congregation, youth groups, bible studies, quiverfull groups, etc. He'll show up again in the media or the Conservative Christian movement as soon as possible, because he's not just gonna get a regular job or anything. His new image will be all about the mistakes he made and how that's made him not only a better person, but a better authority on how sinful gays are (because he sinned too, so he gets it, right?) That last one is the big one. In these circles anyone can be a good guy again as long as he's spouting the bigotry that the rest of them want to hear. Oh, and he'll never actually be cured and will inevitably relapse into porn and affairs.
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Aug 20, 2015 22:12
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how do you even crank it out to porn when theres like 100
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Aug 20, 2015 22:14
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Three Olives posted:Sure I raped my sisters and cheated on my wife multiple times but I absolutely did not look at porn, how dare you. True, but this is from a family so repressed that 'christian side hugs' where the only way of touching when they were dating.
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Siljmonster posted:how do you even crank it out to porn when theres like 100 There are also bathrooms. You can view porn then go into the bathroom. But in this case, he was not at home he lived on his own. Khorne fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Aug 20, 2015 |
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