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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Guy smoking the cigarette is like "pull the trigger human being"

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I would never do taht to a fellow specialist HOOOOAAAAHHH

although this was like 4 years ago when I was actually in the army so who knows what he's doing, he may be sucking real dick for all I know or CEO of a company which specializes in BJ's. *shrug* P.S I'm drinking and you guys are all wonderful and want you all to know I <3 you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

conex villages trigger me

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.facebook.com/RantPlaces/videos/416688115177119/

:downsgun:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ugh

wife has tonsilitis and with all her coughing and hacking and poo poo i got exactly 1 hour of sleep

after all that my mom called me to let me know that my uncle with cancer died

so off to a rad start of the day, hope you guys are better off than i am right now

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
drat Sorry about your uncle. Cancer sucks.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ugh

wife has tonsilitis and with all her coughing and hacking and poo poo i got exactly 1 hour of sleep

after all that my mom called me to let me know that my uncle with cancer died

so off to a rad start of the day, hope you guys are better off than i am right now

I'm sorry dude. Losing relatives you actually like is about the worst. Hope your wife feels better soon

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ugh

wife has tonsilitis and with all her coughing and hacking and poo poo i got exactly 1 hour of sleep

after all that my mom called me to let me know that my uncle with cancer died

so off to a rad start of the day, hope you guys are better off than i am right now

I'm dog sitting for my ex and her dog just farted and oh god it's terrible.

Other than that my day has been fine. Sucks about your uncle. Were you close?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Leather Bear posted:

drat Sorry about your uncle. Cancer sucks.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm sorry dude. Losing relatives you actually like is about the worst. Hope your wife feels better soon

thanks guys, wife went to the er today and they gave her a script for some good poo poo

my uncle was a cool dude who didn't deserve to go out in such a lovely way, and he got diagnosed about 6 months after my dad did, so it's been a poo poo year so far in terms of that this year.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Sorry to hear hope he didn't suffer too much

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

thanks guys, wife went to the er today and they gave her a script for some good poo poo

my uncle was a cool dude who didn't deserve to go out in such a lovely way, and he got diagnosed about 6 months after my dad did, so it's been a poo poo year so far in terms of that this year.

God drat man, that sucks. Sorry for your loss.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
RIP Cool Uncle

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Cool uncles rule

Better than the meth head one in jail

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
^Sorry bout your fam amigo, uncles rule (true for about 30% of my uncles)


I only have 4 precious days of vacation left, having a cup of coffee and a spot of the ol' devil's lettuce before I go see the barber and do a little grocery shopping. In between these, I'll make it a point to stroll through campus while move-in is going on, because I get a special thrill out of checking out buttes in front of their daddes

lol @ anyone still in

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Sorry about your uncle duder :(

I have two uncles, one has done drugs all his life and recently got beat into a coma by another homeless druggie. The other one works at Boeing and is a uptight douchebag that doesn't talk to anyone else in the family.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Seems about standard

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ty for all the kind words

now im at my kid's summer camp concert listening to 10 year old girls screech out songs from glee at full volume





pray for me

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Today is my last class for the summer. I'm on break from now till September 8th.

feelsgood.jpg

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Mike-o posted:


The other one works at Boeing and is a uptight douchebag that doesn't talk to anyone else in the family.

i am this uncle

I have 11 aunts and uncles and first cousins numbering somewhere in the 30's

I am the first person in my family to attend an actual 4-year university, and I am starting at age 30. My family looks like every person you've ever seen on Cops

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

ty for all the kind words

now im at my kid's summer camp concert listening to 10 year old girls screech out songs from glee at full volume





pray for me

The get help thread should just have this and N4Butts previous post today and the message "If he can make it through today, so can you"

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

DownByTheWooter posted:

i am this uncle

I have 11 aunts and uncles and first cousins numbering somewhere in the 30's

I am the first person in my family to attend an actual 4-year university, and I am starting at age 30. My family looks like every person you've ever seen on Cops

https://youtu.be/xV3UVD_Duks

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

accurate

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Mike-o posted:

Sorry about your uncle duder :(

I have two uncles, one has done drugs all his life and recently got beat into a coma by another homeless druggie. The other one works at Boeing and is a uptight douchebag that doesn't talk to anyone else in the family.

I don't have the boeing uncle but I do have the homeless druggie uncle for sure. Another is a ghetto slumlord, one is an over the road trucker, and the last works on oil rigs in kansas.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

I do have the homeless druggie uncle for sure.
Same. :smith::hf::smith:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Mine found Jesus. I liked him better when he did crack

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.






hosed up if tru

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Yeah, all of that poo poo was debunked a long time ago. Additionally, the CG inspects the school all the goddam time. It's called "doing his job."

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Was his source a Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd email?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mike-o posted:

Was his source a Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd email?

#5 brought tears to my eyes.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
#UndueCommandInfluence

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Those two ranger chicks can influence my command. :quagmire:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

i have a pair of gay uncles, they are also in the news:
http://www.univision.com/puerto-rico/pareja-de-pastores-gays-planifican-su-boda-video

brains
May 12, 2004

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:






hosed up if tru

11) 44 ranger students and RIs were struck by lightning at the same time, which has NEVER EVER happened before in the history of Ranger School.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:






hosed up if tru

The butthurt is strong with this one.

brains
May 12, 2004

realtalk anyone who goes to ranger florida in august and passes is a tough son of a bitch.


these are all hilariously wrong but the sleep one particularly makes me laugh; yeah they sure did get more sleep than usual that's why almost every morning the update brief went like this:

sleep in the last 48: 3 hrs
sleep in the last 24: 2 hrs

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


brains posted:

11) 44 ranger students and RIs were struck by lightning at the same time, which has NEVER EVER happened before in the history of Ranger School.

That's obviously God trying to tell the military that women don't belong in combat arms.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

loving :laffo:

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

its real :allears:

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