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Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Party Boat posted:

My train's been terminated at Grantham yay

Minion man is standing on the platform looking pissed off

has he turned purple yet?

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


His face was pretty close to purple in any case tbh

Well that's my day hosed, going to head back to Newcastle. Thanks trains

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Party Boat posted:

Thanks trains

Thrains.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Thanks Bozza

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



was it east coast?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Yeah, I think they've got overhead line issues at Warrington junction so anything electric isn't getting through there. My boss got as far as Peterborough and was told he could get a coach to London lol

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
I am making the day better; there's chocolate beer bread in the oven. I might just go sit in front of it and watch it until it's ready...

franco
Jan 3, 2003
loving pub quizzes and smartphones. Came 10th of 11 teams last night despite getting 8 or 9 out of 10 in most rounds. As soon as the picture round was handed out before the quiz proper, every loving team but us was on their iPhone frantically tapping away. There was one face who I knew which TV show she was a co-presenter on and the name wasn't coming, but had deliberately put my WIFI-ENABLED-iDEVICE away in my bag so as to stay true to the spirit of the game. If it doesn't come from your noggin then what is the goddamn point? Any fucker can look something up (well maybe not the team that came 11th!). Not keeping to the honour system is not very British at all. Cunts, the lot of them. Also there seems to be a correlation between how blatantly you cheat and having a hipster beard and lumberjack shirt. Cheers for ruining what used to be a fun little social distraction, you wankers. I have no problem with being trounced as long as it's fair and square.

If any of the Toon goons would like to join our team, we should all bring every computing device we own, set up camp, and not even pretend that we're not blatantly looking everything up. Equal share of the prizes and I'll buy the first round.

Also :lol: at making a shopping list being too much :effort:

crispix here's a dirt-simple Saag Paneer. As mentioned earlier, the spinach is probably the costliest item (but is on offer in Tesco at the moment!). That makes four portions and reheats well, so two quid of the spinach needed won't hurt too much. If you're feeling fancy you can make your own paneer - it's easy! Bonus: you don't even have to set foot in a scary ethnic trolley-world to get the ingredients! Cheek aside, this is tasty stuff.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Cheating on the pub quiz is the lowest of the low.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Speaking as a checked-shirt wearing beardy man: gently caress hipsters.

I am real bad at pub quizzes but my mate's mam has dominated the Monkseaton Arms one for about a decade, I'll see if she's free

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




franco posted:

Also :lol: at making a shopping list being too much :effort:

crispix here's a dirt-simple Saag Paneer. As mentioned earlier, the spinach is probably the costliest item (but is on offer in Tesco at the moment!). That makes four portions and reheats well, so two quid of the spinach needed won't hurt too much. If you're feeling fancy you can make your own paneer - it's easy! Bonus: you don't even have to set foot in a scary ethnic trolley-world to get the ingredients! Cheek aside, this is tasty stuff.

I think crispx is probably just going to starve or get rickets or something. If you cannot cook you have to make lists, someone who can cook might be able to rustle up something in the kitchen but if you can't follow recipes until you can.

Saag Paneer or Saag Aloo are basically the easiest things every to make.

That or invest in a pressure cooker and make beans/daal all the time.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Bozza posted:

Cheating on the pub quiz is the lowest of the low.

:agreed:

Luckily never encountered it.

That said there's a goon team that takes part in the Stevens' Point 54 hour trivia contest in which googling is allowed and is played via IRC.

It's worth joining in if you like trivia.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Party Boat posted:

Yeah, I think they've got overhead line issues at Warrington junction so anything electric isn't getting through there. My boss got as far as Peterborough and was told he could get a coach to London lol

get a refund!

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


They gave me a leaflet about that but the bookings were all via the corporate system anyway, I'll send them the details when I'm back in the office

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

my friend used to run a pube quiz and he had a simple rule - if you get a photo of another team looking stuff up on their phone, theyre out of the cash prize

every entrant gives a quid entry and the pot goes to the winning team so it got up to like 70 quid at one point

so yeah people got a bit salty about cheating and so he advised everyone to put their mobiles in a pile in the middle of the table and then dont touch them

90% of the time it was female students got their team kicked by sitting there texting

also i ask again what opinions on jeremy corbyn

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
so the real question that i need to find the answer to is what is the best pub quiz team name?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

halal, is it meat youre looking for

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

born in the usb

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he



lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Bobby Deluxe posted:

my friend used to run a pube quiz and he had a simple rule - if you get a photo of another team looking stuff up on their phone, theyre out of the cash prize

every entrant gives a quid entry and the pot goes to the winning team so it got up to like 70 quid at one point

so yeah people got a bit salty about cheating and so he advised everyone to put their mobiles in a pile in the middle of the table and then dont touch them

90% of the time it was female students got their team kicked by sitting there texting

also i ask again what opinions on jeremy corbyn

using your phone in a pube quiz seems a great way to get arrested/kicked out

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

quizzy rascals also seems popular

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

not kicked out just not in the cash prize

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

NaDy posted:

so the real question that i need to find the answer to is what is the best pub quiz team name?

the night after the boston bombings I was in a pub quiz and our team name was the boston tnt party

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
I cannot claim credit for thinking of it but we did win the prize for best name

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

generally anything involving replacing 'jizz' with 'quiz,' eg quizzing uncontrollably

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

Bobby Deluxe posted:

generally anything involving replacing 'jizz' with 'quiz,' eg quizzing uncontrollably

quizzed in my pants

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i love the corbster

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Bobby Deluxe posted:

halal, is it meat youre looking for

Quizlamic State

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

quizzed in my pants
wizards of quiz

franco
Jan 3, 2003

Bozza posted:

Cheating on the pub quiz is the lowest of the low.

As a Christian casino dealer, I'd say that trying to pocket the couple of 50p tips that are sitting on my side of the table, thinking you're out of my line of sight, is lower, but it's a close second.

Party Boat posted:

Speaking as a checked-shirt wearing beardy man: gently caress hipsters.

I am real bad at pub quizzes but my mate's mam has dominated the Monkseaton Arms one for about a decade, I'll see if she's free

No offense intended. I'm sure you know which exact kind of shirt I mean and doubt you are sporting the same kind. More importantly, is your mate's mam fit?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i guess you would have a natural advantage with the residents of the monkey arms having to use crayons

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

the night after the boston bombings I was in a pub quiz and our team name was the boston tnt party

hooo boy that's a doozy

Bobby Deluxe posted:

also i ask again what opinions on jeremy corbyn

i dont care much for politics but i give him a solid 6/10 for the beard

franco
Jan 3, 2003
As for team names, I think the most potentially offensive we came up with was during the height of ARE MADDIE mania. We were consistently coming third for weeks and third gets a big bag of assorted sweeties.

"[our regular team name] gives the sweets to Maddie."

Although this week's "[regular team name]: Straight Outta Bensham" was quite pleasing too.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
As someone who ran a pub quiz I've heard your stupid stolen team name and I'm really bored of it. Also I've got no problem saying Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead.

Fuckssake I once had 3 teams called Norfolk 'n' Chance.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
i quite like the name 'in second place'

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Dyslexic Chimpions was my old team name.

If its at a Wetherspoons, we went with Add Chips £1.

We are sad.


Bobby Deluxe posted:

also i ask again what opinions on jeremy corbyn

Lots of people on my Facebook are all doing their usual political commentary. How they'll switch right back to Labour from Green if Corbyn wins... Good to stick to your ethics I guess.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

NaDy posted:

i quite like the name 'in second place'

ugggggggggh

seriously is it too much to ask for a little original humour in team names

Ratjaculation posted:

Lots of people on my Facebook are all doing their usual political commentary. How they'll switch right back to Labour from Green if Corbyn wins... Good to stick to your ethics I guess.

A lot of people moved to Green for the anti-austerity platform, so this kind of is sticking to your ethics???

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

mfcrocker posted:

ugggggggggh

seriously is it too much to ask for a little original humour in team names


yes

thats why i asked what the best names were. i am bad at being original.

Aphex- fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Aug 21, 2015

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
to the guy asking for veggie food advice (even though i basically eat anything with a pulse):

my mum makes an awesome veggie biriyani and kesari.

the veggie biriyani substitutes paneer for meat. she could literally sell that at farmers markets and make millions.

kesari is a sweet that's made from rava flour (semolina), ghee, milk, nuts and raisins. Saffron of course if your butler can be arsed to climb the 40 crystal stairs to the kitchen.

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
One time a quiz master refused to read our team name out cos it was p bad:

"What's the difference between Pope Jean Paul and Madeleine McCann? Pope Jean Paul died a virgin"

Quizzy Rascal has passed its day now, though I always preferred Quizteama Aguilera.

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