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Aug 21, 2015 05:04
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Amarcarts posted:I know what a bottom is but what's a power bottom? I know I could look it up but I think everyone needs to know. It's a dude who only takes it up the butt, never the opposite, and he is greatly dedicated to and skilled in assomancy. Think of it as a prestige class for the bottom base class.
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Aug 21, 2015 05:15
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's a dude who only takes it up the butt, never the opposite, and he is greatly dedicated to and skilled in assomancy. this makes a lot of sense now, thank you.
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Aug 21, 2015 05:33
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Windows 98 posted:Josh Duggar was having an extra marital gay relationship with that Dentist who killed that lion I will read this crossover fanfic but only if you do a self-insertion where you torture baby monkeys with the dentist.
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Aug 21, 2015 07:48
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Demon Of The Fall posted:"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way." lol terrible, good luck
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Aug 21, 2015 08:04
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Demon Of The Fall posted:"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way." sounds like a keeper to me
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Aug 21, 2015 09:27
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Your fiance has just told you that she'd tolerate you loving other women and possibly children. I recommend taking the high road and sounding out if she's down for a threesome.
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Aug 21, 2015 10:26
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blank check for mayhem son, see how far you can push it since it doesn't seem like you like her much anymore
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Aug 21, 2015 10:32
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Uncle Wemus posted:blank check for mayhem son, see how far you can push it since it doesn't seem like you like her much anymore I'm actually moving out this weekend since she became physically abusive last night. Oh well.
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Aug 21, 2015 12:54
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Aug 21, 2015 13:02
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I'm actually moving out this weekend since she became physically abusive last night. Oh well. Was it over you laughing at her idiocy regarding the Duggars? Because hosed up if true
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Aug 21, 2015 14:13
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My wife and I used to watch the Duggars together and her reaction was "that boy is fuuuuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuuuuuup." and then some mumbled mention of myself and Lorena Bobbitt.
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Aug 21, 2015 14:17
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody. You make me hard when I'm all soft inside ... oh wait.
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Aug 21, 2015 14:29
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I envy all the terminology and hanky code type stuff that gays have.
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Aug 21, 2015 14:42
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Ars Arcanum posted:Was it over you laughing at her idiocy regarding the Duggars? Because hosed up if true No it was something different but I did respond to that quote with "well Anna is a loving moron" and she threw out "so I guess I'm a loving moron too?" and I shrugged haha.
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Aug 21, 2015 14:58
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Demon Of The Fall posted:No it was something different but I did respond to that quote with "well Anna is a loving moron" and she threw out "so I guess I'm a loving moron too?" and I shrugged haha. Sounds like you're better off leaving, tbh. Good luck.
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Aug 21, 2015 15:01
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Demon Of The Fall posted:No it was something different but I did respond to that quote with "well Anna is a loving moron" and she threw out "so I guess I'm a loving moron too?" and I shrugged haha.
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Aug 21, 2015 15:11
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LethalGeek posted:Oh wait she was serious when she said that? Yeah run, run fast run far run hard. I thought that was sarcasm because I didn't think someone was actually that dumb. Haha no she has some dumb views because of her religiousness. One of the biggest reasons we have issues.
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Aug 21, 2015 15:18
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Haha no she has some dumb views because of her religiousness. One of the biggest reasons we have issues. I was going to bust your balls for being engaged to someone who supports the duggers, but now I'm just sad for you  sounds like moving out was a good idea! Jim Bob
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Aug 21, 2015 15:24
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Rollin' and wheelin' Stealin' and dealin', Big Jim Bob Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel It's a pleasel, my weasel, Big Jim Bob Big Jim Bob What's the biggest thing You ever did done see? Big Jim Bob I mean, what's the biggest, biggest thing You ever did done see? Big Jim Bob
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Aug 21, 2015 15:43
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Aug 21, 2015 15:49
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What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? That's not Lucifer sitting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear. His first draft was literally, "I am a minion of the Dark Lord." Maybe the 'heart' part separates this from the mind. Because if I was a God-loving Christian, I'd think twice about taking advice from someone so full of Satan he's got moats, parapets, and maybe a tower or two dedicated to the Fallen Angel. Perhaps he's trying to say, "it's okay guys, all that talk about hating people different than you - that's God's word from my M-I-N-D! Satan was only in charge of this DC!"
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Aug 21, 2015 15:49
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Buttcoin purse posted:I will read this crossover fanfic but only if you do a self-insertion where you torture baby monkeys with the dentist. Look if we are doing crossover fanfic then write about Jared, the lost Duggar child
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Aug 21, 2015 16:11
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Excerpt from Satan Fortress: This is a chastity belt. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of Jeezus.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:12
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Tercio posted:lol  
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Aug 21, 2015 16:23
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Krispy Kareem posted:What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? It means he spanked the monkey more than Micheal 'Monkey Spanker' the Mental Patient in the Masturbation Olympics.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:27
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I should have seen it from the start Satanic fortress in your heart -"Satanic Fortress" Black Sabbath (1971)
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Aug 21, 2015 16:30
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Siljmonster posted:Jan Bob jill bob
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Aug 21, 2015 16:31
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Don't know if it's related or just hilariously poorly timed but Hilton Hotels are pulling their pornography channels from the hotel rooms due to complaints about their "availability".
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Aug 21, 2015 16:31
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I wonder how many kitchens Josh is going to have to build this time.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:41
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I wanted it to be real so bad.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:45
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Indubitable Leg posted:Don't know if it's related or just hilariously poorly timed but Hinton Hotels are pulling their pornography channels from the hotel rooms due to complaints about their "availability". Sex traffickers use pornography to sell prostitution. It's all connected
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Aug 21, 2015 16:45
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Buffer Overflow posted:I wonder how many kitchens Josh is going to have to build this time. None. He didn't break any laws this time and the cat's already out of the bag so they don't have to awkwardly cover it up.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:48
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Just once, when one of these religious guys is exposed as a sex-loving guy/girl, I just want one of them to say "yeah, I like sex. It's totally cool. And I'm not sorry." I mean, the cheating on his wife isn't cool, but porn and sex are totally fine.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:51
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Tony Perkins of Family Research Council quote:Last night we learned from online reports about allegations concerning Josh Duggar and then read his confession today. We are grieved by Joshs conduct and the devastating impact of his pornography addiction and marital unfaithfulness. Our hearts hurt for his family, and all those affected by Joshs actions. His deceitful behavior harms his family, his friends, his former coworkers, and the cause he has publicly espoused. Those of us who advocate for family values in the public square are held to a higher standard, and Joshs failures serve as a painful reminder of the destructive effects of not living with integrity. We are praying for the family.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:03
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Cum see what the Veggie Tales get in to after dark at http://fetlife.godtube.com
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Aug 21, 2015 17:04
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fart blood posted:Just once, when one of these religious guys is exposed as a sex-loving guy/girl, I just want one of them to say "yeah, I like sex. It's totally cool. And I'm not sorry." Not impossible, but it's unlikely given their authoritarian and puritanical tendencies that require a massive amount of self-loathing to be "fulfilled." edit: I shudder to think of the ranging boner Tony Perkins got writing that holier-than-thou statement
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Aug 21, 2015 17:04
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It all comes full circlequote:If Anna has been adhering to her mother-in-law Michelles top marriage tip, she will have said yes to sex whenever her husband has wished to have it regardless of how tired she may have been. Be available. Anyone can fix him lunch, but only one person can meet that physical need of love that he has, Michelle, 49, told TODAY Moms in an interview last year, citing a friends advice. You always need to be available when he calls. Both Michelle and Jim Bob said the advice has been a lifesaver in their 31-year marriage. However, the couple added that there are times when they have chosen to abstain from sex. They did not get intimate in the 80 days after Michelle gave birth to each of her nine daughters. And they abstained from sex for 40 days following each of their 10 sons deliveries, it is reported. The parents of 19 also do not engage in sexual activity when Michelle is on her period. These sex-less stretches, which are loosely based on Old Testament traditions, are beneficial to Michelle and Jim Bobs marriage and make them look forward to [sex] even more, Michelle said. So, if Anna and Josh have been following the couples advice, they will have abstained from sex for 80 days in 2009 after the birth of their daughter, Mackynzie Rene, and for two 40-day periods following the deliveries of their sons, Michael James and Marcus Anthony, in 2011 and 2013. They will also be currently abstaining from a physical relationship after welcoming their fourth child, Meredith Grace, into the world on July 19, amid controversy over Joshs molestation scandal.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:11
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That 40 day versus 80 day abstinence depending on gender is weird af.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:27
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It's the woman's fault. Like clockwork. These people are so disgusting.
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Aug 21, 2015 17:27
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