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Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



NaDy posted:

so the real question that i need to find the answer to is what is the best pub quiz team name?

"I wish this microphone was a cock"

We used this one time and won. All the other teams kept on shouting out "who won again?" I can't hear you!" and for some reason the guy didn't realise they were taking the piss and kept on repeating our name for like five minutes.

Then everyone stood up and clapped and sang bohemian rhapsody and that quiz guy turned out to be albert einstein etc.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Boat posted:

If you die can I have your smoker?

no

also wikipedia has a picture of what i've done to my shoulder but i can't see anything

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Quote-Unquote posted:

"I wish this microphone was a cock"

We used this one time and won. All the other teams kept on shouting out "who won again?" I can't hear you!" and for some reason the guy didn't realise they were taking the piss and kept on repeating our name for like five minutes.

Then everyone stood up and clapped and sang bohemian rhapsody and that quiz guy turned out to be albert einstein etc.

i have a legit bohemian rhapsody story

was at ATP and melt banana and mono were trying to out sing bohemian rhapsody against arc welder and red fang at 4am outside the pub

and they turned out to be albert einstein etc

Slash
Apr 7, 2011

Fluo posted:

i have a legit bohemian rhapsody story

was at ATP and melt banana and mono were trying to out sing bohemian rhapsody against arc welder and red fang at 4am outside the pub

and they turned out to be albert einstein etc

WTF are these words? This isn't how sentences work.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

im melt banana

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

I saw Melt Banana a few years ago and they do a really good live show, just darkness and the band members wailing about with headlamps on.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




The Big Taff Man posted:

I dont want fraction attending a goon meet where theres a chance she could die

Is fraction an anti-goon or something and dies on contact with a goon.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Fluo posted:

i have a legit bohemian rhapsody story

was at ATP and melt banana and mono were trying to out sing bohemian rhapsody against arc welder and red fang at 4am outside the pub

and they turned out to be albert einstein etc

same

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Aramoro posted:

Is fraction an anti-goon or something and dies on contact with a goon.


Fraction posted:

The Big Taff Man posted:

I dont want fraction attending a goon meet where theres a chance she could die by someone else's hands

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

It's a super-funny "haha we don't like girls" joke. Because we are 5 itt.

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

88h88 posted:

It's a super-funny "haha we don't like girls" joke. Because we are 5 itt.

We love girls, in fact Solefad is the first person to be invited to all goon meets, the 2nd person invited is Party Boats wife.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

The Big Taff Man posted:

We love girls, in fact Solefad is the first person to be invited to all goon meets, the 2nd person invited is Party Boats wife.

Objection, I grew out of 'girl' status 20 years ago. I am definitely a woman, not a girl.

...yes I do get grumpy about being infantilised, wouldn't you?

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



It's all just a big joke anyway because a goon meet would imply leaving the house and having social interaction in public.
Just lol

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Kluliss posted:

Objection, I grew out of 'girl' status 20 years ago. I am definitely a woman, not a girl.

...yes I do get grumpy about being infantilised, wouldn't you?

Are you offering to be my mummy?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


freelop posted:


Just lol

same


i am glad it is the weekend because this week has been utter shite

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

please dont kinkshame or femaleshame in this place of peace

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Bobby Deluxe posted:

please dont kinkshame or femaleshame in this place of peace

how can i hate women

my mums one

Nigel Farage
Jun 20, 2015

by Ralp

(and can't post for 2 years!)


As much as you love sheep? I'm confused?

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

The Big Taff Man posted:

Are you offering to be my mummy?

...

I...

No? Also, hell no?

Also also, a woman != mother


Bobby Deluxe posted:

please dont kinkshame or femaleshame in this place of peace

Can I peaceshame?

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Nigel Farage posted:

As much as you love sheep? I'm confused?

you can love things in different ways nige.


Kluliss posted:

...

I...

No? Also, hell no?

Also also, a woman != mother

I cant believe Party Boat is my dad now, ugh.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

i consider myself an old boy

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
I consider you more a chap

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay

I've been called a bloke before, at least once without me prompting them

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

party boat is my grandad :unsmith:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that rubbish curry i made for tea yesterday left me with horrific farts today. i feel cheated tbh :(

Nigel Farage
Jun 20, 2015

by Ralp

(and can't post for 2 years!)

crispix posted:

that rubbish curry i made for tea yesterday left me with horrific farts today. i feel cheated tbh :(

With all the bloody Muslim immigrants we got you still make your own curry?

Well that settles it, we really dont need them anymore.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


The Big Taff Man posted:

I cant believe Party Boat is my dad now, ugh.

I'm looking forward to walking you down the aisle and giving you away :)

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Phoon posted:

i consider myself an old boy

i am simply a regular man

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Is anyone going to go to Weston Super Mare for the Banksy show?

It's midday and I had one pint and A salad already, might make it to the office by two on my way to the airport

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Ban Farage from this thread imo.

Nigel Farage
Jun 20, 2015

by Ralp

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Bozza posted:

Ban Farage from this thread imo.

:(

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
can't even be english in the uk thread anymore

Friday night baby, what's everybody got planned. I am going to be trying my hardest to complete Ground Zeroes before Phantom Pain drops next week since my movie trip fell through

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Fingerless Gloves posted:

can't even be english in the uk thread anymore

Friday night baby, what's everybody got planned. I am going to be trying my hardest to complete Ground Zeroes before Phantom Pain drops next week since my movie trip fell through

I am doing nothing tonight, working tomorrow and Sunday. Thanks for asking.

:smith:

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

You need to reevaluate your life choices and maybe some back with a non retarded gimmick

Nigel Farage
Jun 20, 2015

by Ralp

(and can't post for 2 years!)

JFairfax posted:

You need to reevaluate your life choices and maybe some back with a non retarded gimmick

But I am a Farage fan, a proud UKIP supporter and a White Nationalist

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

please stop posting so drearily


Dysgenesis posted:

I am doing nothing tonight, working tomorrow and Sunday. Thanks for asking.

:smith:

same, except not working sunday but doing fun things instead

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i'm going to have a big, leisurely wank then a lovely bubble bath :sparkles:

Nigel Farage
Jun 20, 2015

by Ralp

(and can't post for 2 years!)

OMG Thunder toffee vodka is delicious.

Everybody needs to try it. Its so moreish.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Bozza posted:

Ban Farage from this thread imo.

He has voodoo powers

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
rip Nige

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