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Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack. This hack is paying off so much right now 
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody. I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this: (first verse) I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me I fooled around, now the media's degrading me Gawker goes straight for the throat (I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat) (pre-chorus) My fin-gers want to get inside of you! My boner quivers at the sight of you! My values are backwards now The more I am repressed, the more I cry! Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg etc...
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Aug 22, 2015 00:02
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this: Now do "Power of Dug."
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Aug 22, 2015 00:06
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Scyantific posted:Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack. he should make another video of him “surprising” his wife.
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Aug 22, 2015 00:10
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Jack Gladney posted:Now do "Power of Dug." Just a bit: "Don't have values, don't have shame They leaked my credit card with my real name I'm weak and not subtle, and I'm ruining my life My parents blame my wiiiiiife... ... That's the Power of Dug" Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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Aug 22, 2015 00:15
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skaboomizzy posted:He seems like the kind of guy who takes months or years to get up the nerve to hire a hooker then when he finally does it just cries on her shoulder for two hours A Christer in the Rhye
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Aug 22, 2015 00:58
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this: *sniff* It's more beautiful than I dreamed it could be. Thank you! 
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Aug 22, 2015 02:09
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While I was looking for that "apology" on their dumb rear end website, I came across a pretty hilarious in hindsight article all about our JIM BOB:quote:5 Reasons Why Jim Bob Duggar Is A Loving Dad
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Aug 22, 2015 02:18
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Psycho Killer - Talking Heads posted:You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
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Aug 22, 2015 02:59
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Eonwe posted:She is as broken as he is holy gently caress Maybe, but it is also possible that she does want out, but would never, ever dare express her wishes due to her cult's views on women and their role in a marriage and because she knows they'll throw her out with nothing if she ever asserts any wishes that aren't approved by the cult leaders. Just like his sisters, we'll never really know what Josh's wife actually wants here.
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Aug 22, 2015 03:59
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Scyantific posted:Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack. Fist pumping so hard right now. What is the deal with all these evangelicals having dark poo poo to hide? The bakkers, Ted Haggard, Josh Duggar, this fake miscarriage rear end in a top hat. It's like how the stolen valor fake military guys always claim to have 4 MOH's and be super extra special forces and so on, the loudest ones are the phoniest.
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Aug 22, 2015 06:44
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And it keeps getting better. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/...detail=facebook
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Aug 22, 2015 07:01
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I wish I knew how to edit videos to put Josh Duggar's head on this dude from the BP oil spill ep of South Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw. And then in one scene his sisters are there, in another his wife is there while he has a hooker, in another he has tons of porn. All while just saying "sorry." Because that's all it takes apparently. Oops, sorry, God forgives me, we're all good now. Or maybe with the "we're sorry" that's frequently used, just photoshop a bunch of fundie dudes who have gotten caught into it instead.
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Aug 22, 2015 07:03
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 Josh and his wife in happier times 
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Aug 22, 2015 07:18
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who would have thought the pedophile molester would have sex boundary problems?
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Aug 22, 2015 07:22
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
one man, one woman, four sisters, a babysitter, countless internet floozies, and probably some buried hookers #traditionalvalues #makeamericagreatagain #satanfortress
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
traditional values! doobie + duggar <3 btw. that's a very unfortunate hairline for a 26 year old.
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Aug 22, 2015 10:24
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if that's unfortunate for 26, imagine how he felt 37 months ago
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Aug 22, 2015 10:51
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
Nothing strengthens a traditional marriage like loving random Internet chicks.
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Aug 22, 2015 12:03
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Through every extramarital sexual encounter I learn a new way to love my wife. I did it all for her benefit and will continue to honor her by researching new ways to love her.
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Aug 22, 2015 12:10
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red19fire posted:Fist pumping so hard right now. What is the deal with all these evangelicals having dark poo poo to hide? The bakkers, Ted Haggard, Josh Duggar, this fake miscarriage rear end in a top hat. It's like how the stolen valor fake military guys always claim to have 4 MOH's and be super extra special forces and so on, the loudest ones are the phoniest. Well the sister touching obviously was going sink anyone cause wtf
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Aug 22, 2015 14:28
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
PS out the straws and you have him giving the stink eye and she's about to mentality break down.
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Aug 22, 2015 15:54
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Do what you want 'cause a Duggar lives free, you are a fundie! Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a fundie is all right to be! Do what you want 'cause a fundie lives free, you are a fundie! You are a fundie! (pray!) We got us a book (a book!) to lead us in our silly ways, Thats all filled up with lies (with lies!) and meanings so abstract. We'll hold up the book (the book!), while getting us some strange booty Burst open the book, it's ok cuz we pray!
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Aug 22, 2015 17:10
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I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? 
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Clochette posted:I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? I mean, do you believe in miracle too?
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Aug 22, 2015 17:13
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Clochette posted:I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? yes I'm sure that his molesting his six year old sister was a one time thing and he grew out of it
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Aug 22, 2015 17:46
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It keeps getting even better http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/josh-duggar-scandal-screws-over-random-dj-from-okcupid-profile-2015228 Remember that OK Cupid Photo Josh used? quote:Of course the profile picture on the OkCupid account was not one of Duggar. But after a bit of digging around, the outlet discovered that the picture was of a guy whose name pops up when you search "random guy" on Google. That random guy is McCarthy.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:It keeps getting even better Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo? NotReady4thisdc
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Aug 22, 2015 18:24
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No. 6 posted:Through every extramarital sexual encounter I learn a new way to love my wife. I did it all for her benefit and will continue to honor her by researching new ways to love her. Lol like they don't only have missionary sex under the sheets with the lights off. Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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canyoneer posted:Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo? buy you don't understand! the duggar men always get what they want no matter what!
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Aug 22, 2015 18:37
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Krispy Kareem posted:What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? That's not Lucifer sitting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear. His first draft was literally, "I am a minion of the Dark Lord." Cucked by a Fallen Angel
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canyoneer posted:Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo? This is the picture he used for his Facebook account:  That guy is Jonathan Blankfein, the son of the Goldman-Sachs CEO. 
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Aug 22, 2015 18:52
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How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting
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Aug 22, 2015 20:31
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Clochette posted:This is the picture he used for his Facebook account: I guess jews are acceptable.
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Heath posted:How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting I do. I only did mine because someone asked.
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This week's People magazine is all about the Duggars and their struggles and the scandals with Josh and how he isn't hanging with the family right now because every time he's photographed with Jim Bob it just drudges up more controversy. The issue went to print before the Ashley Madison leak. So he was toxic to his own family even before this new poo poo went public.
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Heath posted:How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting I scrolled past until you metioned it and I'm glad I scrolled back up. Good stuff.
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Krispy Kareem posted:This week's People magazine is all about the Duggars and their struggles and the scandals with Josh and how he isn't hanging with the family right now because every time he's photographed with Jim Bob it just drudges up more controversy. Calling it now: this isn't going to end without some highly publicized Bob-Brawl between the two of them, which in turn leads to the really nasty poo poo getting dug up by both sides.
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Regalingualius posted:Calling it now: this isn't going to end without some highly publicized Bob-Brawl between the two of them, which in turn leads to the really nasty poo poo getting dug up by both sides. If only. In reality: they're going to reduce their public profile for a while, removing Josh from all public appearances, and things will continue as normal. The people who follow the Duggars are not going to stop because the liberal media slanders the Godly family.
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Sudden Loud Noise posted:The people who follow the Duggars are not going to stop because the liberal media slanders the Godly family. exactly, and the fact that molestation is a problem among evangelicals means that even that scandal isn't going to put them off the way it does normal people. just look at all the posts from earlier in the thread writing that poo poo off and that they'd touched their cousins and such at that age
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