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He will be back, 4th time he's been banned in two months
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 19:39 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:44 |
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JFairfax posted:He will be back, 4th time he's been banned in two months He boasted about diverting two million quid worth of expenses into ukip accounts (before everyone decided taking the piss with expenses was bad), that's a lot of reregs
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 19:45 |
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Feel I've done the UK a good deed by here.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 19:49 |
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I somehow convinced a girl to drive up from Bristol. Tomorrow I will show her a night out in Derby. This will definitely be a low point in her life
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:37 |
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uncle blazer strikes again
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:42 |
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Ah, the old "night out so rubbish you can more easily talk them into coming home" gambit.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:43 |
Slash posted:WTF are these words? This isn't how sentences work. Atp = all tomorrow's party, a music festival. Shellac curated.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:46 |
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UncleBlazer posted:I somehow convinced a girl to drive up from Bristol. Tomorrow I will show her a night out in Derby. This will definitely be a low point in her life LOL loving hell you should have gone to Bristol
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 20:51 |
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oh come on a night out in Derbados isn't that b haha nah only joking that poor woman
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:07 |
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UncleBlazer posted:This will definitely be a low point in her life i can't believe you're this blasé about being a rapist
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:12 |
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Someone I work with comes from Derby and it's all he ever loving talks about
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:40 |
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what, raping?
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:45 |
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I assume there's not much else to do in Derby
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:56 |
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ur probably right about that. I am chilling in my fave airport bar
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 21:58 |
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Dysgenesis posted:I am doing nothing tonight, working tomorrow and Sunday. Thanks for asking. Same but I went and watched Josie long do a show in the park near my house. It was ace.
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# ? Aug 21, 2015 23:16 |
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Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 03:58 |
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Gaz2k21 posted:Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob. ...why?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 09:25 |
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I did my first park run this morning, it was OK. Hampstead heath is a motherfucker. Now I shall eat enough food to wipe out any health benefits of that exercise.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 10:29 |
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CancerCakes posted:I did my first park run this morning, it was OK. Hampstead heath is a motherfucker. This is the purpose of parkruns, they're specifically so you can eat everything in sight afterwards but still feel good because you ran with a couple of hundred other people.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 10:36 |
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I have a mohican now. I look like a twat
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 10:38 |
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Gaz2k21 posted:Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob. Why did you get arrested?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:02 |
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p sure gaz is a custody officer
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:22 |
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are parkruns a particular length or do you just leg it round a field until you've decided you've earnt a big mac?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:26 |
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NaDy posted:are parkruns a particular length or do you just leg it round a field until you've decided you've earnt a big mac? 5k
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 11:39 |
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JFairfax posted:Why did you get arrested? As Vitamins said I'm a Custody Officer
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 13:55 |
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Gaz2k21 posted:Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob. was it a nice nob
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 13:59 |
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crispix posted:was it a nice nob It looked like a wet deflated water bomb.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:19 |
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not a nice nob
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:20 |
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crispix posted:not a nice nob He decided to piss himself during the night to, nothing says Karma like a guy who'd only a few hours ago had threatened to murder you having to ask for a towel and some tissue.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 14:47 |
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its stormy
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:02 |
Vitamins posted:its stormy it is
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:34 |
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Vitamins posted:its stormy it's supposed to get stormy here later. going to have a very pissed off dog...
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:36 |
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loving swampy here. I don't know how those jungle people do it.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:42 |
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Kluliss posted:it's supposed to get stormy here later. going to have a very pissed off dog... my cat likes watching storms for some reason, they dont bother him at all my old cat would puff up and hide under the sofa
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 17:42 |
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oh jeez rip those people killed at the shoreham airshow
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:13 |
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someone had tied a very thin dog outside a restaurant on the high street and it was barking at people who had food
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:19 |
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Did you feed the tramp-dog?
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:22 |
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i like thunderstorms
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:23 |
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goatface posted:Did you feed the tramp-dog? no I didn't have any food and its owner was presumably in the restaurant and they would have thought I was Fractioning it
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 18:35 |
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Probably deserves it tbh It's so muggy and gross today. Can't wait for the storm.
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# ? Aug 22, 2015 19:08 |