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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He will be back, 4th time he's been banned in two months

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Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


JFairfax posted:

He will be back, 4th time he's been banned in two months

He boasted about diverting two million quid worth of expenses into ukip accounts (before everyone decided taking the piss with expenses was bad), that's a lot of reregs

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Feel I've done the UK a good deed by here.

UncleBlazer
Jan 27, 2011

I somehow convinced a girl to drive up from Bristol. Tomorrow I will show her a night out in Derby. This will definitely be a low point in her life :)

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


uncle blazer strikes again :ocelot:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ah, the old "night out so rubbish you can more easily talk them into coming home" gambit.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Slash posted:

WTF are these words? This isn't how sentences work.

Atp = all tomorrow's party, a music festival. Shellac curated.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

UncleBlazer posted:

I somehow convinced a girl to drive up from Bristol. Tomorrow I will show her a night out in Derby. This will definitely be a low point in her life :)

LOL loving hell you should have gone to Bristol

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


oh come on a night out in Derbados isn't that b

haha nah only joking that poor woman

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

UncleBlazer posted:

This will definitely be a low point in her life :)

i can't believe you're this blasé about being a rapist

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
Someone I work with comes from Derby and it's all he ever loving talks about

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
what, raping?

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
I assume there's not much else to do in Derby

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
ur probably right about that.



I am chilling in my fave airport bar

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

Dysgenesis posted:

I am doing nothing tonight, working tomorrow and Sunday. Thanks for asking.

:smith:

Same but I went and watched Josie long do a show in the park near my house. It was ace.

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??
Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

Gaz2k21 posted:

Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob.

...why?

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

I did my first park run this morning, it was OK. Hampstead heath is a motherfucker.

Now I shall eat enough food to wipe out any health benefits of that exercise.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

CancerCakes posted:

I did my first park run this morning, it was OK. Hampstead heath is a motherfucker.

Now I shall eat enough food to wipe out any health benefits of that exercise.

This is the purpose of parkruns, they're specifically so you can eat everything in sight afterwards but still feel good because you ran with a couple of hundred other people.

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008
I have a mohican now. I look like a twat

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gaz2k21 posted:

Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob.

Why did you get arrested?

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


p sure gaz is a custody officer

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
are parkruns a particular length or do you just leg it round a field until you've decided you've earnt a big mac?

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

NaDy posted:

are parkruns a particular length or do you just leg it round a field until you've decided you've earnt a big mac?

5k

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

JFairfax posted:

Why did you get arrested?

As Vitamins said I'm a Custody Officer

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Gaz2k21 posted:

Another wonderful friday night in custody............actually it's been okay apart from one coked up lunatic accusing us of stealing his money and showing me his nob.

was it a nice nob

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

crispix posted:

was it a nice nob

It looked like a wet deflated water bomb.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
:( not a nice nob

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

crispix posted:

:( not a nice nob

He decided to piss himself during the night to, nothing says Karma like a guy who'd only a few hours ago had threatened to murder you having to ask for a towel and some tissue.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


its stormy

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Vitamins posted:

its stormy

it is

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

Vitamins posted:

its stormy

it's supposed to get stormy here later. going to have a very pissed off dog...

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
loving swampy here. I don't know how those jungle people do it.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Kluliss posted:

it's supposed to get stormy here later. going to have a very pissed off dog...

my cat likes watching storms for some reason, they dont bother him at all

my old cat would puff up and hide under the sofa

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


oh jeez rip those people killed at the shoreham airshow :(

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

someone had tied a very thin dog outside a restaurant on the high street and it was barking at people who had food

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Did you feed the tramp-dog?

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

i like thunderstorms

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

goatface posted:

Did you feed the tramp-dog?

no I didn't have any food and its owner was presumably in the restaurant and they would have thought I was Fractioning it

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Fraction
Mar 27, 2010

CATS RULE DOGS DROOL

FERRETS ARE ALSO PRETTY MEH, HONESTLY


Probably deserves it tbh

It's so muggy and gross today. Can't wait for the storm.

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