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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too hard to read. Inside a libertarian you will be crushing with the overwhelming odor of rot and feces because libertarians are garbage and poop golems that exist to ruin everything with one touch from their poopy fingers.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Libertarians like gold so much because whenever anybody sees them they say "'Ey you!" and then chase then about shaking a can with some coins in it.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

How is libertarianism like a Shetland pony? Neither are relevant to American politics.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




I came back to 17 posts thinking that I had sparked something on the Muppets.

Nope instead it's Keane tearing libertarians a new one. Maybe he'll help them empty their poopy selves faster.

Just watched It Follows. Great horror movie. One of the best I've seen in a while while avoiding being too meta about the genre. I really enjoy meta-horror movies, but sometimes you just want something that plays it straight.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

How is a libertarian like a math book? Both have a lot of problems and ignore unquantifiable elements of the human condition.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I think I'm done now.

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




B-but libertarianism never sleeps Keane, without you we're defenseless!

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

100YrsofAttitude posted:

B-but libertarianism never sleeps Keane, without you we're defenseless!

If you find yourselves confronted by a libertarian you can defend yourself by holding a fiction book in front of you or by displaying empathy toward another human being.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
Deep down Keane is a libertarian himself but he can't accept it, he lashes out because he's a self-hating closet freedomcraver.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Nah, bondage is my kink.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

I spent the past few hours of my life learning LaTeX what are you all up... oh

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

is it pretentious that I now list LaTeX using its own logo on my resume? i think so. but i really hope that half a person in academia who has never seen LaTeX before will one day see it and go "HOW? I MUST CALL THIS GUY TO ASK" and then ... i have that person right where i want them

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v25QjMYeZVk

"When your upgrade is ready we'll send you a notification"

*every part of her body language says this is a lie including a furious and firm "NO" head-shake*

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Triple posting is completely unacceptable, Ernie.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

Triple posting is completely unacceptable, Ernie.

tremendous taste is a libertarian

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Ernie. posted:

tremendous taste is a libertarian

He's got an excuse, he actually lives in the apocalyptic wasteland that is upstate New York.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

CCKeane posted:

He's got an excuse, he actually lives in the apocalyptic wasteland that is upstate New York.

i recently found out that my brother's password for anything is "trump2016/s"

i'm proud of him :shobon:

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
I was at Rosarito beach years ago which is south about 1/2 hour from Tijuana, Mexico, and it's covered in trash. My friend said "So this is how every beach would be if libertarians ran the world." Seemed on point.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Runaktla posted:

I was at Rosarito beach years ago which is south about 1/2 hour from Tijuana, Mexico, and it's covered in trash. My friend said "So this is how every beach would be if libertarians ran the world." Seemed on point.

Water-front property being a desirable thing is an extremely recent phenomenon in most regions of the world. For a long time, sewage was allowed to flow toward the shoreline and it wasn't uncommon to just dump garbage straight onto beaches. You can blame both lax environmental standards and a lack of focus on urban development for that. Every time I hear someone argue in favor of decreasing the power of environmental regulatory agencies, I think of that.

I grew up on the outskirts of a city whose river caught on fire almost once every decade between 1860 and 1966, with several of these blazes taking days to put out. People complain that the waterfront isn't developed and that people were "stupid" to put the airport and factories around, what should now be, the most valuable land in the city. They often don't realize that just a few decades ago, these properties were absolutely disgusting. From what I hear, they are still dredging garbage that was buried years ago.

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
Wow, kinda heard that before I live in Redondo Beach and I was told the beaches around here used to be the slums... didn't know why.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
so we still need 2 teams for fantasy football rite?

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Ernie. posted:

tremendous taste is a libertarian

😤😤😤😤😤

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

JakeP posted:

so we still need 2 teams for fantasy football rite?

Just one, or zero if ernie+ is in

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Ernie recruit me to your "Don't Know poo poo About Football" team and we'll go on a glorious journey to become Not Last

ljtrigirl
Aug 13, 2015

I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the Salami and the Bologna combined!

BottleKnight posted:

Mafia is the Hotel California of forum games.

This is the perfect description.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

condolences, bottleknight


Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


MMM Whatchya Say posted:

Ernie recruit me to your "Don't Know poo poo About Football" team and we'll go on a glorious journey to become Not Last

I'll join. Go Blue Bombers, go!

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

sort out your canadian super team and hmu with an email :3:

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
For those who were interested in the Haven & Hearth SA Mafia village, the update was pushed back to the 28th.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Can we draft cfl players?

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Met posted:

For those who were interested in the Haven & Hearth SA Mafia village, the update was pushed back to the 28th.

what?

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

Tremendous Taste posted:

condolences, bottleknight




Alex Smith, king of football

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

CCKeane posted:

If you find yourselves confronted by a libertarian you can defend yourself by holding a fiction book in front of you or by displaying empathy toward another human being.

Sadly, my father, who's left-ish in most regards, has recently become enamored with the fiction of a libertarian fantasy gun-porn author. I hope these books don't lead to stupid arguments.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Allen Wren posted:

Sadly, my father, who's left-ish in most regards, has recently become enamored with the fiction of a libertarian fantasy gun-porn author. I hope these books don't lead to stupid arguments.

P.S. your inbox is full.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

What what? Little MMO by a Swede. Open world crafting survival. Fully PvP. Swords, Bows, Trade, Crime and Bounty Hunting. Everything is created by the players and there are no NPCs other than the wildlife. Though the first few times I played it I played with groups that were more into the crafting and village maintaining with very few combat oriented players. I enjoyed it.

There's a patch coming out overhauling the graphics and presumably the gameplay has had some updates since I last played it.

So starting a new village and picking people out of the SA Mafia Community for it.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
Sounds cool

Is it a free game?

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
http://www.havenandhearth.com/portal/

Free. Fool around with current version.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
Cool, I'll check it out tomorrow

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I'm learning Russian in my spare time. I wish I started a year ago so I'd be ready for some Haven.

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Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Morning Mafia thread. I had a good weekend. I went to a Bond themed birthday party and got to break out my tux, I had lunch at a trendy cafe that's full of plants and greenery, had a nice dinner at home with my girlfriend, and tonight we're going out for dinner for her birthday. But best of all I came through with my promise of actually writing PMs and starting a game.

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