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It really is creepy that the family has to do a press release every time their grown son who no longer lives with them does something.
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I'm assuming they're going with "sex addiction", and considering it's a faith based center, I'm also assuming their bar of what qualifies is considerably lower than mine is.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:
Wtf is going across her face? Is it a filter of some kind or my phone display weird? Looks like their somehow being seperated by glass to me.
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Aug 26, 2015 18:26
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I too suffer from a crippling addiction to porn stars Satan has built a tree house within my heart
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thrawn527 posted:I'm assuming they're going with "sex addiction", and considering it's a faith based center, I'm also assuming their bar of what qualifies is considerably lower than mine is. They're going to tie him to St Peter's cross and pelt him with apples until he behaves.
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Arian_Samurai posted:They're going to tie him to St Peter's cross and pelt him with apples until he behaves. that sounds awesome and sexy
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i want to know what the daily itinerary is in a sex addict rehab facility
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Raku posted:I too suffer from a crippling addiction to porn stars ya but in duggar's case i think satan forgot to put the "no girls allowed" sign on the door
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i want to know what the daily itinerary is in a sex addict rehab facility No idea what his will be like since it's faith-based, but there was a reality show consisting of exactly that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_Rehab_with_Dr._Drew Basically people lived in the hospital and weren't allowed to masturbate or most traditional vices (no drinking etc.), there was a lot of group therapy and one-on-one therapy, various activities (I remember one involved them being set loose in a staged room with plates and poo poo they could just smash and yell out their frustrations with)... But these were all people with legitimate repressed issues that were leading them to making life-ruining decisions involving sex, basically the sex equivalent of the people who binge drink and wake up most days in jail or on the sidewalk with no recollection of how they got there.
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Looks like he has gone to Reformers Unanimous http://www.reformu.com/
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Father of 19 Children sends Oldest Son to Sex-Rehab
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Curriculum is based on a level systemquote:What helps those who come overcome their addictions and sinful habits is the curriculum. God’s Word is powerful! And learning, studying, and applying God’s Word will no doubt change your life. Not only do those who suffer with addictions utilize this material – family members and friends of the addicted also benefit. They too begin making incredible changes in their lives which in turn encourages the addicted and others.
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I wanna be a Transformer.
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Success Story quote:When I got into the RU program, I initially came to “shut my son up”. He had been encouraging me (nagging, I thought) to attend. From this first part, you can tell where my walk with the Lord was! Way off!! I was a Christian, but a very lazy, unconcerned, and, (really, I guess) uncaring person. I attended church Sunday A.M. only- No Sunday School, no P.M. service, and certainly no mid-week service. I read my Bible spasmodically. I did tithe (always) and had pretty good prayer life.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:-Christian Addictions Treatment Program - Why yes, I am addicted to Christians and in dire need of a cure.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Success Story quote:I read my Bible spasmodically. This must be Nic Pizzolatto's confession.
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Of course they (again) picked the worst possible ineffective treatment option available. I wish all of their kids had a chance.
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Jim Bob so going to Jim Bob someone in that treatment program.
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i hope jesus can save josh and make tlc renew the show!!!!
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The founder of the center has a great book  quote:Most every Christian understands that they cannot be possessed; but yet, they still find themselves doing things that make them sure the devil made them do it. How does this happen? Very simple . . . demonic oppression. Learn how Satan uses outside pressure (oppression) to render God's people discouraged and apathetic in their God-given responsibilities in life.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:The founder of the center has a great book so he wont get real help at all. he will just dugger deeper into his retarded beliefs and probaly do worse poo poo.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so he wont get real help at all. he will just dugger deeper into his retarded beliefs and probaly do worse poo poo. and you are surprised because
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so he wont get real help at all. he will just dugger deeper into his retarded beliefs and probaly do worse poo poo. Hello there guy with an external locus of control and a community who has enabled you and will forgive you everything (and blame your unsubmissive wife). In this program we will reinforce the idea that god/demons are the source of all your decision making, and emphasize total forgiveness for all your actions. It's an expensive cure, but one that will let you keep loving prozzies and duggaring kiddies on the down-low. Please memorize this passage from Paul's letters to the Romans, kthks. Congrats, you're now cured of evil!
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so he wont get real help at all. he will just dugger deeper into his retarded beliefs and probaly do worse poo poo. he's totally going to get his bone on at that rehab lmao
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Hey, whaddya know - Josh very well could be doing his rehab right down the road from my wife's office: http://www.rrstar.com/article/20150826/NEWS/150829610
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Back when I was a fundie and terrified of my gayness I did like the first step of their 'recovery' program. It involved giving this insane level of detail about your sexual history to people who weren't qualified counsellors but 'prayer warriors' and them being all smiley and telling you that don't worry God had helped them with their sex thing he can totally help you not be a homo too. As you've probably all guessed most of their 'sex problems' were things that anyone outside fundamentalism would just call a 'sex life'. Whacking it to porn, occasionally noticing that other attractive women exist, etc. I noped out after like one day so all I saw was lots of prayer but I'm sure it would have got weird as poo poo after.
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Buh posted:I'm sure it would have got weird as poo poo after. You missed out on some supremely weird poo poo. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-patients-sue-nonprofit-sold-gay-conversion-therapy-article-1.2245119 Too much bonkers poo poo in there to quote anything. These people have tremendous political power and social influence in my country. They are totally nuts.
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univbee posted:Oh come on, that isn't even close to true. You really think Josh Duggar is some kind of sex machine that's going to impress, for better or worse, an experienced stripper/pornstar? That's the least believable thing I've seen from The Daily Mail this week.
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Do It Once Right posted:You missed out on some supremely weird poo poo. Of course all the treatments are homoerotic as poo poo. Of course they are.
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Do It Once Right posted:Too much bonkers poo poo in there to quote anything. These people have tremendous political power and social influence in my country. They are totally nuts. Well I'll quote this anyway quote:Another treatment was called “healthy touch,” which Unger described as an exercise where you learned how to touch men in a “'healthy' way, not a sexual way.” It involved picking a male partner, and hugging and cuddling on the floor while the lights were dimmed and slow music played in the background, he said.
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quote:Among the “cures” offered by Jews Offering New Alternatives for Healing were subjecting participants to anti-gay slurs in a locker room setting, and requiring them to undress in front of a mirror, each other, and a counselor who would also remove his clothes, court papers say. I feel like if you subtracted the religious shaming from all of this, what was left would make for a pretty good gay porn movie.
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I hope that when he gets out of rehab someone at Fox will have the sense to revive Celebrity Boxing and have him face off against Ted Haggard because I want to know which one of them has the more limp wristed left hook
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Alien Arcana posted:I feel like if you subtracted the religious shaming from all of this, what was left would make for a pretty good gay porn movie. It's like forcing someone to go through an entire carton of cigarettes after catching them smoking. But with dicks.
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A MIRACLE posted:
This is my usual Friday night, people have to pay for this!?
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The scary thing (no lie) is that this isn't even the conversion therapy article I was googling for. I wanted the one where the gay participant was naked beating an effigy of his mom with a tennis racket while surrounded by people yelling gay slurs at him. I just didn't search too hard. I'm sure J-Dugs is getting equivalent quality care in his christian rehab.
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The center covers a lot of issues too We Can Help WIth: Alcohol - Aerosol sniffing - Amphetamines - Anti Depressants - Bulimia - Barbiturates - Betting - Beastiality - Body Building - Codependency - Cocaine and Crack Cocaine - Caffeine - Drugs - Ecstasy - Exercising - Food addiction - Gambling - Heroin - Huffing - Opium - Kleptomania - Love - Liquor - LSD - Masturbation - Muscle Relaxants - Marijuana - Methamphetamine - Nicotine - Narcotics - Overeating - Oxycotton - Oxycontin - Drugs - Pornography - Pain Killers - Sedatives - Sex Addiction - Shopping - Self Harm - Sniffing Solvents - Sleeping Pills - Speed - Steroids - Tobacco - Tramadol - Tranquilizers - Ultram - Valium - Vicodin - Video - Video Games - Weed - Weightlifting - XXX http://www.addictionhelp4u.com/about-2 Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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Do It Once Right posted:The scary thing (no lie) is that this isn't even the conversion therapy article I was googling for. I wanted the one where the gay participant was naked beating an effigy of his mom with a tennis racket while surrounded by people yelling gay slurs at him. I just didn't search too hard. The other article also mentioned one participant being encouraged to blame his mother for everything. Apparently the cure for the gay is awkward homoerotica and Oedipal misogyny! EDIT wait wait wait wait Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Video Games what does the treatment for this look like, i must know
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Alien Arcana posted:
Stripping naked and hitting a pac-man plushie with a wiimote-nunchuk while robed individuals around you call you gamer slurs such as "noob" and "scrub"
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Jim Bob http://www.people.com/article/josh-duggar-scandal-jim-bob-duggar-dictator-duggarville-nike quote:But behind the scenes, powerful patriarch Jim Bob, 50, exerts authority over his wife and family, several close sources tell PEOPLE in this week's issue. (The Duggar family did not respond to requests for comment.) Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Aug 26, 2015 |
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