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The Bible posted:The sexual abuse counseling show is a really weird idea. Are any of the Duggars even trained in that? It really seems like the sort of thing you don't want to toss to complete amateurs to fumble their way through. are we sure it wasn't counseling in how to do it
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:27 |
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Code Jockey posted:are we sure it wasn't counseling in how to do it poo poo, the way TLC has been going these days...
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:36 |
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The only loving way they are going to get back to 19 and Counting levels of money is if Jim Bob does a Chris Benoit, and the survivors sell the story rights.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:36 |
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TLC needs to bring back Junkyard Wars.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:37 |
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Is there a point when the Duggers will stop receiving support from fundies? Even if Josh molested his daughters, they would still have support. If he had sex with an adult man it would genuinely be worse for him. Or maybe there are some fundies that thought the cheating on his wife was too much to accept. "Molesting toddler age sibilings as a teenager is one thing, but to be unfaithful to your wife!?" Maybe we can hope Jim Bob takes the lords name in vain, when he accidentally hammers his thumb while sprucing up his church. Then that inexplicably turns the fundies against him. The Bible posted:If they cared at all about what the Bible says, they'd grab a Hebrew parallel translation and a few good commentaries, where they would then learn that ancient Hebrew didn't even have a word for "homosexuality". I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:38 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:TLC needs to bring back Junkyard Wars. gently caress yes. Did you know the UK version of this was cancelled because it was deemed too 'intelligent' and they wanted more shows for teenage girls that time on a Sunday evening. Man, Scrapheap Challenge and Babylon 5 in a row, good times.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:TLC needs to bring back Junkyard Wars. Hell yes to this. I still watch episodes off youtube every so often.
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Shnag posted:I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins. Men putting their penis in another man's butt is Serious answer, when your repressed to the point that you start jizzing at the sight of a nipple you tend to think any differences in lifestyle is just an excuse to gently caress.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:47 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:TLC needs to bring back Junkyard Wars. yeah this
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Indubitable Leg posted:Men putting their penis in another man's butt is also it doesn't make babies and all these motherfuckers care about is making more christians, at least the quiverfulls
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:58 |
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Shnag posted:I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins. Christianity is obsessed with finding people to feel better than. The less you have to actually do to earn that feeling, the better. 'Not being gay' is the easiest position to maintain (or pretend like you're maintaining) for those sweet sweet superiority points.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:03 |
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Shnag posted:Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins"
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I Dunno posted:It isn't surprising that a dude raised in a culture where women are second-class and below him would treat a woman he's having sex with like an object. He clearly doesn't care about if the woman is having a good time or not. I mean drat, didn't he notice she was frightened? Or did he just not care? Well, here's the thing, though: with this kind of fundamentalism, sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable for the woman. For her it's purely perfunctory, and she's only there to exist as a vessel and make babies. edit: Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it. Zamboni Rodeo fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Shnag posted:Maybe we can hope Jim Bob takes the lords name in vain, when he accidentally hammers his thumb while sprucing up his church. Then that inexplicably turns the fundies against him. Nothing a marathon prayer session or two wouldn't fix. I honestly don't know if there's anything they could do that would permanently alienate a majority of their fanbase assuming they didn't claim it was a "temptation" and immediately repent and beg for forgiveness. Its part of that whole christian tradition of "I can do whatever I want because god has already forgiven me " Shnag posted:I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins. Homosexuality is a good wedge issue that riles up the fundamentalist base and gets them to open up their pocketbooks. Just like abortion - god is the biggest cause of infanticide if you take the old testament seriously but its still in the top five of hot-button issues for christian fundamentalists.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Well, here's the thing, though: with this kind of fundamentalism, sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable for the woman. For her it's purely perfunctory, and she's only there to exist as a vessel and make babies. I feel legitimately sad for this woman, look at her.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 03:13 |
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I would say I'm 99% sure he did not volunteer to go to this place but instead pa and ma Duggar played a significant role
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 03:58 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I would say I'm 99% sure he did not volunteer to go to this place but instead pa and ma Duggar played a significant role
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:06 |
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He should do a porno.
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Say Nothing posted:He should do a porno. there's gotta be a sex tape out there already somewhere
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:39 |
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Say Nothing posted:He should do a porno. 19 cocks and counting
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:40 |
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I guess he's not even famous/infamous enough for Vivid to offer a million bucks to star in a porn like they always do to tabloid fodder. At least Anna gets a respite from her doughboy husband, though his parents and hers must be pressuring her pretty hard right now to conform to their gross standards and stick to the script.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:45 |
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[quote="Shnag" post=""44951331"] I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins. [/quote] It makes more sense when you realize that their religion is just a convenient screen to mask their fear and hatred of anything different from them. The Bible fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:there's gotta be a sex tape out there already somewhere I think you just predicted the next Duggar scandal.
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Say Nothing posted:He should do a porno. debbie does duggar
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:09 |
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The Bible posted:The sexual abuse counseling show is a really weird idea. Are any of the Duggars even trained in that? It really seems like the sort of thing you don't want to toss to complete amateurs to fumble their way through. Oh that's definitely one thousand percent true. Even so, some devilish part of me wishes that it had been greenlit; it would've been a fascinating trainwreck. Even with the kindest possible editing, seeing Jim Bob telling rape victims they gotta get right with Jesus would've been amazingly
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Geoj posted:Nothing a marathon prayer session or two wouldn't fix. I honestly don't know if there's anything they could do that would permanently alienate a majority of their fanbase assuming they didn't claim it was a "temptation" and immediately repent and beg for forgiveness. It's not quite as blatant as it was in the 80's, I'll admit. I mean, we haven't yet seen jim bob claim he saw a 900 foot Jesus or some poo poo like Oral Roberts claim he saw...Pretty much like the Sam Kinison bit said, "Yeah great, Oral. Take your loving medicine, okay? Quit seeing, like these 900 foot Jesus's all over the place." Or, much like the wikipedia stub says, wikipedia posted:Roberts' fundraising was controversial. In January 1987, during a fundraising drive, Roberts announced to a television audience that unless he raised $8 million by that March, God would "call him home." People seem to forget that he also evidently was nailing some snatch on the side as well, or that Jim Bakker was banging guys too, as well as his PTL secretary. So long as there are rubes in this country, jim bob will survive.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:41 |
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This ain't the Duggars XXX:19 loads and counting
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The White Dragon posted:the articles say she's in her 20s but the crows feet say she's 75 I thought maybe she was wearing glasses until I took a second look
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Jumpingmanjim posted:This ain't the Duggars XXX:19 loads and counting the only way any duggar is starring in a porno is if they're underneath 19 black guys
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# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:59 |
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As a reminder to all basic normal human beings, the Family Research Council employed this disgusting perverted fat pig and paid him well over six figures. And all this nasty piece of poo poo had to do was have the last name "duggar" and not get caught in his dalliances. And he failed at that. He was given a golden ticket, and he failed at basic poo poo you and I do before coffee every day. e: also he raped little girls with impunity. He a bad dude, mark my words. J-dugs is not a very good guy at all. Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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The White Dragon posted:the articles say she's in her 20s but the crows feet say she's 75 those are scream lines
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:The center covers a lot of issues too They should ask Robert Palmer if they can use his song for the people needing treatment for love addiction
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The White Dragon posted:the articles say she's in her 20s but the crows feet say she's 75 No wonder he cheated. She isn't even bothering with curling her hair or putting on her face anymore.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it. haw gosh, i dunno what age i'd guessed her at if i didn't know who she was, def not 20s if you want your wife to not speed up age-wise, then don't have her push out 4 kids and deal with the stress from it. putting little effort into actually giving a poo poo sexually prob makes things worse and makes her feel worse
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Pastor Perineum posted:haw gosh, i dunno what age i'd guessed her at if i didn't know who she was, def not 20s I was shocked to learn that one of the quiverfulls I work with is almost my age, maybe 3-4 years on me, and he easily looks 20 years older His wife too, she's like in her late 20s and boy has it not been an easy life
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On the quiverfulls and sex: So the woman has to "submit to her husband" whenever he is in the mood right? Does this include oral? Anal? Kinky poo poo? Coz I would imagine with the lack of knowledge both husband and wife hav e about their own and their spouses sexuality, they wouldn't consider anything other than lights off eyes closed missionary vaginal penatrative sex. I am thinking way too much about this. Code Jockey posted:I was shocked to learn that one of the quiverfulls I work with is almost my age, maybe 3-4 years on me, and he easily looks 20 years older You work with a quiverfull? Work? How did he acquire the skills to get said job considering he would not have been allowed outside the compound to get an education or experience.
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BrigadierSensible posted:You work with a quiverfull? Work? How did he acquire the skills to get said job considering he would not have been allowed outside the compound to get an education or experience. like you said, you're thinking way too much about this. Jim Bob's Discount Rape Compound isn't the only group of christians who believe they need to have as many kids as possible to resist the encroaching muslim horde, there's tons and they don't even need to join a cult to to think it's a good idea to have kids until your flesh slave's eggs spoil ジム・ボブ Fur20 fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 28, 2015 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:On the quiverfulls and sex: A couple virgins rolling around with zero sex ed (not even woods porn!) probably made for a pretty disappointing first night. Once they have actually had sex a few times or had their first baby and aren't 'innocent' they may be able to start discussing things with their older same sex relatives. Middle aged ladies can be pretty frank about stuff. Some fundies also allow 'marital aids'. (Sex toys.) Some married couples even indulge in certain kinds of porn (no gay stuff). It's also entirely possible that they find the idea of things like putting your mouth on genitalia to be revolting. Blowjobs were pretty freaky 50 years ago, not something a good girl would ever do. 100 years ago even most non-french prostitutes wouldn't do it. Without porn to tell you this is a normal thing everybody does, oral and anal can seem pretty out there.
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The Bible posted:Odd how often moderate Christians seem to forget that the Prince of Peace threatens disobedience with eternal torment in a Hell only he seems to be aware of. Sorry man, I forgot to restate that accepting Christ's gift was the only means of salvation, and once you are saved JC thinks it would be cool if you weren't an rear end in a top hat. In my defense, I had been up for thirty hours.
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