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Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves


and then they wouldn't let her fly because she was wasted haha

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Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Dragonstoned posted:

and then they wouldn't let her fly because she was wasted haha

Yea, I read that story. It would have been a lot cooler if she'd shared the bottle with the whole line and then she wouldn't have nearly killed herself and missed her flight.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Posted without comment.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

Image searching "cow with it's head stuck" was worth it.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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tardwrangler posted:

Image searching "cow with it's head stuck" was worth it.



What a horse's rear end.

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009
"Caravan 'suitable for affairs or murders' for sale on eBay"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/caravan-suitable-affairs-murders-sale-6334259

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

It's the stuff good BFC "Bad with Money" posts are made of.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If5h3CMzdrw

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
:catstare:

The road is lava.

Werner-Boogle
Jan 23, 2009
She said "spilling its hot load" hehe

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
Bad day to be a guy with a camera

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Maybe that guy actually is a pedophile as well. Better safe than sorry.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


I love the firefighters at the end.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

apparently when he pitches right handed it makes his face inflate like a howler monkey

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I had no idea that people from other countries threw and extra "i" into Aluminum. Aluminium. Sounds weird as gently caress.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Rough Lobster posted:

I had no idea that people from other countries threw and extra "i" into Aluminum. Aluminium. Sounds weird as gently caress.

Must resist urge to start dialect flame war... British English came first dammit you lot removed an I :argh:

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

AlphaKretin posted:

Miust resiist iurge tio stiart dialiect fliame wiar... Britiish Engilish camie fiirst diammit yiou liot remioved ian Ii :argh:
Oh you :allears:

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Rough Lobster posted:

I had no idea that people from other countries threw and extra "i" into Aluminum. Aluminium. Sounds weird as gently caress.

Sounds normal. Like titanium, palladium, plutonium, uranium etc sounds normal.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Should have just gone with Alumium

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

AlphaKretin posted:

Must resist urge to start dialect flame war... British English came first dammit you lot removed an I :argh:

Except it was originally Aluminum.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

AlphaKretin posted:

Must resist urge to start dialect flame war... British English came first dammit you lot removed an I :argh:

Why don't you tell us about 'ow 'ard it is to pronounce the letter 'H'?
You came first and you still can't speak it right. drat immigrants

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Postal Parcel posted:

Why don't you tell us about 'ow 'ard it is to pronounce the letter 'H'?
You came first and you still can't speak it right. drat immigrants

But they do it in 'herb.' Plus there's more people speaking American English sooooooo....thanks for the start England, but we got it from here.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
Most American/British spelling differences don't really translate to a different sounding word (outside of accent), but every time I hear an American pronounce "aluminum" it takes me a second to even realise what they're trying to say.

Could be worse though. In Australia we just randomly pick American or British spelling for each different word to ensure there is no logical flow to anything.

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

cmndstab posted:

Could be worse though. In Australia we just randomly pick American or British spelling for each different word to ensure there is no logical flow to anything.

Say what? Maybe it varies from state to state (will I regret admitting I'm in SA? :v:) but I was speaking as an Australian before and I've always seen British as the standard, with American spellings/pronounciations sometimes being pounced on.

E: VVV Ah, gotcha.

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cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

AlphaKretin posted:

Say what? Maybe it varies from state to state (will I regret admitting I'm in SA? :v:) but I was speaking as an Australian before and I've always seen British as the standard, with American spellings/pronounciations sometimes being pounced on.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I'm saying. Sometimes we just adopt American spelling for seemingly no reason. I'm not saying it's 50/50 but it's noticeable.

Also I'm from SA as well so presumably we're seeing the same words! :hf:

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Where does Pall Mall cigarettes come into this? Most of the time it's pronounced Paul Maul I've found. Get a few people saying Pal Mal.
The best ones though is when I get feralbogans asking for JBS :sigh: It can't just be a northern suburb thing right?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Croccers posted:

Get a few people saying Pal Mal.
"You smoke those Pell Mells, don't you?"

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Croccers posted:

Where does Pall Mall cigarettes come into this? Most of the time it's pronounced Paul Maul I've found. Get a few people saying Pal Mal.
"Pal Mal" is correct and it's how the name of the eponymous street in London has always been pronounced.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Croccers posted:

Where does Pall Mall cigarettes come into this? Most of the time it's pronounced Paul Maul I've found. Get a few people saying Pal Mal.
The best ones though is when I get feralbogans asking for JBS :sigh: It can't just be a northern suburb thing right?

Bendigo, Victoria has a Pall Mall and a Hargreaves Mall, and an annoyingly large number of people pronounce them both "Mell".

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





AlphaKretin posted:

British English came first dammit you lot removed an I :argh:

Quiet or we'll come back for the other one! :argh:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Postal Parcel posted:

Why don't you tell us about 'ow 'ard it is to pronounce the letter 'H'?
You came first and you still can't speak it right. drat immigrants

I think you mean the letter Haitch?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Pogues frontman fractures pelvis after 'complicated dance move'

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

He tried to do what professional dancers call "walking"

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Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock posted:

I think you mean the letter Haitch?

The pronunciation of the letter "H" was once one of the many things you could get beaten up over in certain parts of Belfast.

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