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Who is going to be your MGV mission bro
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DD 72 0.24%
Quiet 30008 99.63%
idk some robot thing 38 0.13%
Total: 30118 votes
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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Naked Bear posted:

Dudes who have done the Honey Bee mission: Were you able to rescue the prisoner? By the time I got to the back of the cave, he was gone. I hope they didn't execute him. :(

Just did it myself. I was not able to.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's tough, since there's a lot of ground to cover in that mission with not much time. I'm having a great laugh at the cutscene when you get back to Mother Base afterwards though: Ocelot watching a soldier stovepipe a round and giving him the same lecture Snake gave him in MGS3

"Pretty good." :ocelot:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wow, i did not get that cutscene. I got DD trying to jump into the chopper and failing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wow, i did not get that cutscene. I got DD trying to jump into the chopper and failing

I got that one after the previous mission. I think going back to mother base more often, especially after main missions, lets you see this stuff.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i have a 2nd platform right now

the sense of scale on mother base is insane

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
My local amazon outlet didn't ship my pre-order lastnight. Gonna start World War 9 on some poor Indian soul

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i have a 2nd platform right now

the sense of scale on mother base is insane

They were nice enough to put jeeps to drive around

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Got a 3 month extension on Prime and a $20 credit. Good work, Jamil. I hope you survive the nuclear exchange with Pakistan and live a good life as a god-king of the atomic wasteland that will be Central Asia

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

every time someone on MB tells me i need to get more plants, i beat them unconscious

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

every time someone on MB tells me i need to get more plants, i beat them unconscious

Then they get up and thank you for it. When I interrogate soldiers on MB they tell me to choke them harder.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
Oh my gently caress this game is so good

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Honey bee mission

Rescued the mute. Suppressor cashed out and my cover was blown. Called in Pequod for air support


:cumpolice:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
im just good enough at sneaking to get myself in real bad situations that turn to poo poo then everyone ends up dead :human being:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im just good enough at sneaking to get myself in real bad situations that turn to poo poo then everyone ends up dead :human being:

:human being::hf::human being:

E:I really miss my tranq mosin

EBB fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Sep 2, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Skulls are spooky

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

:human being::hf::human being:

E:I really miss my tranq mosin

realtalk if anyone finds out what the requirements are for a tranq rifle please post that poo poo asap

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

GOD DAMMIT THEY HAVE HELMETS NOW

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Final Countdown acquired :smug:

Wow I'm setting up a complex ambush in Afghanistan and the irony is not lost on me

EBB fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Sep 2, 2015

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Leather Bear posted:

Honey bee mission

Rescued the mute. Suppressor cashed out and my cover was blown. Called in Pequod for air support


:cumpolice:

"Is that helicopter playing Girls in America while it shoots those dudes?"

"Yes"

"I get why you were excited about this game."

"I can make the helicopter pink too."

":haw:"

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

My DD is all grown up. There is a button to pet him. :3:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh. the intel you get from interrogating people? those open new side ops.

goddamn

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I learned that if you kick someone who's stunned or asleep they wake up and you can interrogate them.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

My DD is all grown up. There is a button to pet him. :3:

What mission does that happen?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

What mission does that happen?

Got it after mission 9, but I've also done most of the side ops so far.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
edit: nevermind figured it out

bloops fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Sep 2, 2015

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

yo my mother base has 5 platforms now

poo poo is insane

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Crosspost from TFR

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

quiet is kicking my rear end atm

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

HOLY poo poo I GOT THE CHICKEN HAT

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i am too high at the moment to process the thoughts i am having while listening to ocelot give me an extremely details and well done history of the soviet-afghan warfront while i try to kill quiet with a very underpowered and lovely tranq automatic rifle from like a million yards away

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
so poo poo went wrong during the bee mission and I said gently caress it and charged the first base base with a c4 covered 7 ton, then a c4 covered jeep for the second part

apparently sniper rifles can't shoot through helo canopies either

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


I just finished playing the prologue. Flying fiery whales. Game of the year.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

theres one fuckin weiner dude on my command shell

every time i see him when i run around like an idiot i just beat the fuckin poo poo out of him

after i wrote that sentence i fuckin ran to find him again

he had made a friend

i beat the fuckin poo poo out of him while he was in mid sentence asking who the gently caress quiet was, and if she was a bioroid or something anime idk right in front of his best friend

the friend just turns and walks away

after he wakes up, he tells me to have a good day. thats when i bodyslam him

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


ChocNitty posted:

Any deals right now for the console versions?

Game of the year just released a little over 24 hours ago and muh fuckas asking about deals. :nallears:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Durr actually I'd rather not pay $60 for a game that I've somehow already put 18 hours into and only gotten 20% complete, not counting challenge runs. gently caress off retard

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

theres one fuckin weiner dude on my command shell

every time i see him when i run around like an idiot i just beat the fuckin poo poo out of him

after i wrote that sentence i fuckin ran to find him again

he had made a friend

i beat the fuckin poo poo out of him while he was in mid sentence asking who the gently caress quiet was, and if she was a bioroid or something anime idk right in front of his best friend

the friend just turns and walks away

after he wakes up, he tells me to have a good day. thats when i bodyslam him

lmao :kheldragar:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

No pictures of the pup? Shameful


Also:

Dammit ocelot

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Final Countdown acquired :smug:

Wow I'm setting up a complex ambush in Afghanistan and the irony is not lost on me
The Taliban and their cronies spent so many lives and so many years trying to kill Americans, but in the end, only wound up making Americans better at video games.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

The Taliban and their cronies spent so many lives and so many years trying to kill Americans, but in the end, only wound up making Americans better at video games.

Hey, at least I found an application for those counter-IED classes. Target was a column of tanks with a truck in it. Set up claymores as the primary to stop the first vehicle, set up C4 as a secondary further back in the column to hit them again once the primary forced a stop, killed what was left with RPGs from the overwatch position I was hiding in.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Have you tried just putting a cardboard box out in the road? I'm wondering how long they're going to keep falling for this.

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