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On mondays the building I work in is full of lawyers and government officials so I wear a beavis and butthead t-shirt and rap Clipse and Sean P verses in the elevator
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A lady in a wheelchair just gave me the stink eye when I got to "I move caine like a cripple, balance weight through the hood kids call me mister sniffle"
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Aug 24, 2015 17:42
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I'm about to get promoted and not have to do that any more. I'm going to be a trainer
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Aug 24, 2015 17:43
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BE GAY
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I didn't get tired at all last night so no loving sleep, the foster kitten took a flying leap at my head, my neck hurts like gently caress, and I have to drive all the way across town to an appointment that will almost definitely take forever because this doctor is slower than most radionucleide half-lives.
gently caress this Monday.
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Aug 24, 2015 17:54
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I'm about to get promoted and not have to do that any more. I'm going to be a trainer
congratulations, your ascent to the top is cool
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Aug 24, 2015 17:59
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my fridge wasn't cool enough so the chicken meat went bad 5 days before the expiry date. I had to eat rice and tikka masala sauce all by its lonesome.
#FuckMondays
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Aug 24, 2015 18:28
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Aug 24, 2015 18:29
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this morning i had the new starbucks cold brew Dank Roast. i really appreciate their use of locally sourced humidity and fog they brew it with, and the swampy taste goes well with the alligator breakfast sandwich. you can even get it steamed with swamp gas if you want a hot treat. the only problem is it's for a limited time only!
mais, mais. dass bon cafe
ty bacalou!
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Aug 31, 2015 09:08
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so, mondays, we meet again...
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Aug 31, 2015 12:45
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Aug 31, 2015 12:56
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this Monday's looking pretty good right now actually
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Aug 31, 2015 12:59
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mornin'
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Aug 31, 2015 13:33
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so, mondays, we meet again...
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Aug 31, 2015 14:43
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going to piss in a cup for a potential new job today 
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Aug 31, 2015 14:45
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important update re: mondays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie3tpxPY__g
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Aug 31, 2015 17:33
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OBJECTIVE: Give lady a cup full of my own urine. STATUS: COMPLETE
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Aug 31, 2015 17:38
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I almost peed right after I got out of class but then I was like, "nope! someone wants this"
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Aug 31, 2015 17:48
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I almost peed right after I got out of class but then I was like, "nope! someone wants this"
it's weird that you thought that someone wanted your pee, and then you turned out to be right
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Aug 31, 2015 17:51
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it's weird that you thought that someone wanted your pee, and then you turned out to be right
I know, right? some sick people in this world....but hell, you gotta do sick poo poo to get ahead sometimes
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Aug 31, 2015 17:52
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how much do you get paid per cup? I also want a job where all I do is pee
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Aug 31, 2015 19:07
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how much do you get paid per cup? I also want a job where all I do is pee
i think it's by fluid oz, otherwise the system would be very easy to game
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Aug 31, 2015 19:45
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today's my Monday, ugh!
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Sep 5, 2015 18:27
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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It's an effin long-weekend B this monday is gonna be sweet!
I must create a system or be enslaved by another mans; I will not reason and compare: my business is to create. - William Blake
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Sep 6, 2015 17:26
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i work for 4 weeks straight 13 hour days i pray for the sweet release of death
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Sep 6, 2015 17:37
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Can't post for 10 years!
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It's tomorrow! It's gonna be great! 
for a good time check out my rap sheetr
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Sep 6, 2015 17:38
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off til Wednesday and I might even get a new job in the process! the immediate future rules
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Sep 6, 2015 20:56
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motherfuck every monday forver
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Sep 7, 2015 08:30
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saw a surprising amount of teamsters working voluntarily on labor day. gently caress you monday
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Sep 7, 2015 12:39
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today's Monday is off because it's a federal holiday  thanks veterans for giving us 2 cool mondays per year
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Sep 7, 2015 16:08
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today's Monday is off because it's a federal holiday thanks veterans for giving us 2 cool mondays per year
it's labor day. i mean i guess you can thank the vets, but...
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Sep 7, 2015 16:47
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it's labor day. i mean i guess you can thank the vets, but...
oh whoops, I got the days confused. Must be a Monday lol
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Sep 7, 2015 16:58
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One day nearer spring
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today's Monday is off because it's a federal holiday thanks veterans for giving us 2 cool mondays per year
this hurts extra hard because we do a really bad job of employing vets when they return home
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It's monday but at least I have this view
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