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Nam Taf
Jun 25, 2005

I am Fat Man, hear me roar!

I can't do it, I can't listen to the new Maiden album. It's ruined within the first 60 seconds of the album.

This is all I can hear. I am so sorry to any Aussie out there :(

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Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



I'm not gonna lie, this Maiden album is pretty boring. It's better than the last couple, I guess but nothing about it really stands out in any way.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I like when I can spot exactly where bands will rip off other bands:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGnhSsxF7Vo&t=70s

Hmm, I wonder where I've heard that riff before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L7GyZeazM&t=48s

Edit: unrelated but I really like this kinda stuff even if it's all been done before and it's all just rehashing the same lovely old bands, as evidenced above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ9CYDsEdtM

Spanish Manlove fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Sep 4, 2015

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Sabbath on tour again, this time its the REAL end. Oh yeah, Geezer is back this time - so sounds like Sharon hosed off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYCvRV5ME3w

Black Sabbath ‘The End’ 2016 Tour:

North American Tour Dates:
1/20 – Omaha, Neb. @ CenturyLink Center
1/22 – Chicago, Ill. @ United Center
1/25 – Minneapolis, Minn. @ Target Center
1/28 – Saskatoon, Saskatchewan @ Sasktel Centre
1/30 – Edmonton, Alberta @ Rexall Centre
2/01 – Calgary, Alberta @ Scotiabank Saddledome
2/03 – Vancouver, British Columbia @ Rogers Arena
2/06 – Tacoma, Wash. @ Tacoma Dome
2/09 – San Jose, Calif. @ SAP Center
2/11 – Los Angeles, Calif. @ The Forum
2/13 – Las Vegas, Nev. @ Mandalay Bay Events Center
2/15 – Denver, Colo. @ Pepsi Center
2/17 – Kansas City, Mo. @ Sprint Center
2/19 – Detroit, Mich. @ The Palace of Auburn Hills
2/21 – Hamilton, Ontario @ FirstOntario Centre
2/23 – Montreal, Quebec @ Bell Centre
2/25 – New York City, N.Y. @ Madison Square Garden

Australia/New Zealand Tour Dates:
4/15 – Perth @ Perth Arena
4/17 – Adelaide @ Entertainment Centre
4/19 – Melbourne @ Rod Laver Arena
4/23 – Sydney @ Allphones Arena
4/25 – Brisbane @ Entertainment Centre
4/28 – Auckland @ Vector Arena
4/30 – Dunedin @ Forsyth Barr Stadium

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Florida people:

Gruesome are touring the state this weekend. Tampa tonight, Miami tomorrow, Orlando Sunday. Go see em if you can.

Weaponized Cum fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Sep 4, 2015

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


My favorite underrated/less popular Maiden song is either Stranger in a Strange Land or Still Life

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

Bruce Kison posted:

My favorite underrated/less popular Maiden song is either Stranger in a Strange Land or Still Life

gently caress I love Stranger in a Strange Land. Also Wasted Years. I don't know if I'd consider either underrated but they're amazing all the same.

I grew up a metalhead in the 80's and all my friends were into metal but only two of my friends were into Maiden like I was. They've been my favorite metal band since Piece of Mind first came out. I can listen to them whenever. I never have to be in a mood to hear them.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

Bruce Kison posted:

My favorite underrated/less popular Maiden song is either Stranger in a Strange Land

This for me.

I had such horrible taste in rock/metal in the 80s that I got into Maiden because I went to the Seventh Son tour mainly to see the opening act, Frehley's Comet. Needless to say I was a big KISS fan then. Maiden actually didn't even go on that night, I forget why, and the show had to be rescheduled. At the time I was like, cool, no need for me to come back. Thankfully the dudes I went with convinced me to return, and basically from the first note of "Aces High," when the air cannons blew a wave of pot smoke across my front row balcony seats, and my eyes adjusted to the light in time to see Dickinson's feet touch the stage from his first running leap out of the dark, I decided that I'd been doing metal all wrong. (In my sort of defense I already was listening to King Diamond and Vicious Rumors; for whatever reason even then I saw Maiden as dinosaurs. I knew them foremost for "Run to the Hills" and their then current single, "Can I Play with Madness.") After that show I bought Seventh Son and Somewhere in Time and they've remained my faves to this day. Pretty sure I still have those tapes.

On the way to the show that night was also the first time I ever had hunch punch, offered to me out of a milk jug by a skulleted acid head in the passenger seat of a Trans Am being driven by an ROTC cadet who soon after became a stuntman in Hollywood. This was in Georgia. It was pretty much an Archer B-plot except Iron Maiden performed at the end.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Is hunch punch the same as trash-can punch?

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Bruce Kison posted:

Is hunch punch the same as trash-can punch?
Pretty much, the only rules are Hawaiian Punch and grain alcohol

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
Bill Ward isn't on that Black Sabbath tour so gently caress going to that poo poo.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Bill Ward isn't on that Black Sabbath tour so gently caress going to that poo poo.

i'm just a dude that really likes black sabbath and wants to see them live at least once and it's their last tour so it actually owns for me tyvm

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Bill Ward isn't on that Black Sabbath tour so gently caress going to that poo poo.

OH YEAH - it was Burt who was kicked off and not Geezer.

Nevermind, Sharon is still a massive bitch.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

Bill Ward isn't on that Black Sabbath tour so gently caress going to that poo poo.

He was godawful on the last couple retirement tours; they pretty much quit in 1979.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

comes along bort posted:

He was godawful on the last couple retirement tours; they pretty much quit in 1979.
They quit after Dio. Heaven and Hell kicked enough rear end that I consider it the best BS album.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jan 22, 2016

Snacks and Violence
Sep 18, 2004

...and he kept stabbing them, again and again. He's a halfling, he's supposed to be jolly...Why isn't he jolly? WHY ISN'T HE JOLLY?
Guys, I just listened to the new Iron Maiden. It is Iron Maiden. You will hate it, or love it, or not care. I iron it. Iron what? Iron loving Maiden.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

What i'm saying is...I have bad opinions.
Fixed.

Book of Souls is cool and good. It's no BNW or DoD, but close. Will be on my top albums of 2015 list, most likely.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



It's actually a good opinion because the album gets boring as hell and pretty much all the songs sound the same.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jan 22, 2016

Monstaland
Sep 23, 2003

Ofcourse not, it would be a massive Iron Maiden rip off.

Cervix-A-Lot
Sep 29, 2006
Cheeeeesy

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Guys, I listened to the new Iron Maiden album. Well, only half of it. Because that's all i could take before the desire to end it all by smashing my car into the nearest wall overcame me. What i'm saying is...it's a bad album.

No, what you're saying is you don't like it. However, a lot of people do including myself.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
Agreed on overlong songs. Disagree that they're bad songs, or that the album is bad. Agreed that there's other things I'd rather listen to right now, which is really the only part that matters.

e: kind of disappointed that a few of the songs keep doing that "yell the title of the song over and over" chorus that they started on Brave New World though

Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Sep 5, 2015

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
I didnt think it was too bad in the repetition. Worst track for that is No More Lies off Dance of Death.

Auditore
Nov 4, 2010
The new album isn't bad, it has some good ones and some that are overly long, generic or a combination of both. Its classic Maiden, I don't know why you'd expect anything else tbh.

TollTheHounds
Mar 23, 2006

He died for your sins...
I finally got my Caladan Brood vinyl and Holy.poo poo. This was worth the $80 I paid to order it from the label in Germany (only place I could find it).

This is absolutely the definitive version of this album and I can't recommend you do whatever you can to get it. I'm hearing stuff I never did before, probably mostly because I'm sitting here dedicated to listening to it (one of the reasons I like vinyl) but still, this is an experience.

The packaging, layout and artwork just sings in this large format. It's loving beautiful in every way. It comes with 2 Summoning covers along with the actual album so it's 2 records total, lyrics in the gatefold, 2 large posters of Mortal Sword and Shield Anvil, plus a logo sticker.

:aaaaa:

:magical:

:stare:

TollTheHounds fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 6, 2015

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Y'know, as much as I don't mind long Iron Maiden songs/albums, an hour and a half for 10 songs is overdoing it.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
I'll be (hopefully) picking up the new Maiden album tomorrow, reviews on here seem mixed so I've had a little jaunt round the Internet to see what others think, and it's mostly the same honestly, though the general consensus is that it's better than The Final Frontier. Looks like I'll have to form my own opinion, darn, how annoying.

Quite a lot of quotable stuff out there too, as you'd expect - I've tried to restrain myself and pick just the one out, but it's a doozy:

Scrambles
Jul 24, 2003

I WANT IT
New Mgła, Infera Bruo, False, Alda and Nechochwen are very good. God this is a good year. Panopticon coming soon.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
I'll be leaving in about an hour to go up to Cleveland for the last day of Hells Headbash. I'm definitely looking forward to Aevangelist, Archgoat, Demonic Christ, Black Witchery, and a few others.

Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014

Toxic Holocaust and Lord Dying tonight. Black Tusk on Wednesday. Arkona and Heidevolk on Saturday.

And so begins concert season.

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Scrambles posted:

New Mgła, Infera Bruo, False, Alda and Nechochwen are very good. God this is a good year. Panopticon coming soon.

Looking forward to Panopticon like crazy. What did you think of Alda?

Scrambles
Jul 24, 2003

I WANT IT

the yeti posted:

Looking forward to Panopticon like crazy. What did you think of Alda?

Super satisfying cascadian/atmospheric stuff, fairly by the numbers but who cares. Even has rain samples!

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
New Maiden album is pretty good, finished the first spin through and I'm really liking it.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Chrostopher Bowes on Facebook posted:

Writing some songs. The next Alestorm album is going to be the worst thing ever.



:laffo:
I can't wait to find out whether those are just working titles or actual ones. Knowing Bowes it could be either way, really.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

nerve posted:

i'm just a dude that really likes black sabbath and wants to see them live at least once and it's their last tour so it actually owns for me tyvm

I saw Sabbath on their last tour, and they were surprisingly good. I was expecting a bunch of doddering old fucks, but they really kicked loving rear end.

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Assimilation's new EP is pretty dope: http://assimilationvancouver.bandcamp.com/album/apotheosis-ep

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010
North America doesn't have a lot of open-air music festivals, but there's a fantastic one happening on the east coast this year. Shadow Woods Metal Fest will be taking place in White Hall, MD September 25-27 this year. There will be three stages-- inside, outside, and a natural wooded ampitheatre. The lineup tends toward black, doom, and death. Here they are:

Anicon (New York, NY)
–black metal
https://anicon.bandcamp.com/

Ashagal (New Hope, PA)
–Ritual folk
http://www.ashagal.net/

Black Table (NJ/NY)
–Experimental metal
https://www.facebook.com/blacktableband

Bridesmaid (Columbus, OH)
–Instrumental Doom-Sludge
https://bridesmaid.bandcamp.com/album/breakfast-at-riffanys

Cladonia Rangiferina (MD, VA)
— ritual black metal, doom, acid rock
https://www.facebook.com/reindeermoss

Dendritic Arbor (Pittsburgh, PA)
–metal; Grimoire Records
https://dendriticarbors.bandcamp.com

Destroying Angel (Philadelphia, PA)-
–Folk music for exorcisms
https://destroyingangel.bandcamp.com/

Dreadlords (Philadelphia, PA)
–Ritual black metal blues; Not Just Religious Music
https://dreadlords.bandcamp.com/

Dweller in the Valley (Frederick, MD)
–Black, death, doom; Grimoire Records
https://dwellerinthevalley.bandcamp.com/

Existentium (Baltimore, MD)
–melodic technical death metal
https://existentium.bandcamp.com/album/decadent-desecration

Falls of Rauros (Portland, ME)
–folk/atmospheric black metal; Bindrune Recordings
https://fallsofrauros.bandcamp.com/

Fin (Chicago, IL)
–black metal; Behold Barbarity
https://www.facebook.com/pages/FIN/287496941295269

Heavy Temple (Philadelphia, PA)
–psychedelic doom; Vàn Records
https://heavytemple.bandcamp.com/

Hercyn (Jersey City, NJ)
–atmospheric black metal/post-rock
https://www.facebook.com/Hercyn

Hivelords (Philadephia, PA)
— experimental psychedelic black doom; Anthropic Records
https://hivelords.bandcamp.com/

Immortal Bird (Chicago, IL)
–black/death metal; Broken Limbs, Manatee Rampage
https://immortalbird.bandcamp.com/

Iron Man (MD)
–doom metal/heavy rock; Rise Above Records
http://www.riseaboverecords.com/artists/riseaboveartists/ironman/

Midnight (Cleveland, Ohio)
–Black heavy metal; Hells Headbangers Records
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Midnight/87909491643

Occultation (New York, NY)
–doom metal; Profound Lore Records
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Occultation/127574070630828?fref=ts

Oneirogen (New York, NY)
— dark, doom, drone; Denovali, Shinkoyo
https://oneirogenvoid.bandcamp.com/

Psalm Zero (New York, NY)
–experimental black doom; Profound Lore Records
https://profoundlorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/the-drain

Sangharsha (New York, NY)
–blackened hardcore; Alerta Antifascista Records
https://www.facebook.com/shoutatsangharsa

Sentience (Woodland Park, NJ)
–death metal
https://sentiencedeathmetal.bandcamp.com/

Slagstorm (Hagerstown, MD)
–prehistoric doom thrash
https://www.facebook.com/tarpit.of.doom

Snakefeast (Baltimore, MD)
–jazz metal sludge; Grimoire Records
https://snakefeast.bandcamp.com/

Stone Breath (Red Lion, PA)
–experimental folk; Hand/Eye Records
https://stonebreath.bandcamp.com/music

The Day of the Beast (Virginia Beach, VA)
–blackened death metal
https://thedayofthebeast.bandcamp.com/album/the-day-of-the-beast

The Expanding Man (Baltimore, MD)
–solo improvisational electronic soundscapes
https://soundcloud.com/theexpandingman/sets/pyramid-ep

The Flight of Sleipnir (Denver, CO)
–black metal; Napalm Records
http://www.theflightofsleipnir.com/news.html

The Osedax (Leesburg, Va)
–black doom; Dullest Records
https://www.facebook.com/TheOsedax

The Owls Are Not What They Seem (York, PA)
–experimental ritual soundscapes; Eleventh Key
https://bleakvastness.bandcamp.com/

Tyrant’s Hand (Baltimore, MD)
–deathened black metal; Music For The Dead
https://tyrantshand.bandcamp.com/album/dystopia

Unsacred (Richmond, VA)
–savage black metal; Forcefield
http://forcefieldrecords.bandcamp.com/album/false-light

Velnias (Denver, CO)
–blackened folk/doom metal; Eisenwald
https://www.facebook.com/VelniasCult

Wormreich (Huntsville, AL & Nashville, TN)
–black metal; Moribund Records
https://www.facebook.com/wormreichofficial

ZUD (Portland, ME)
–bluesy outlaw black metal
https://www.facebook.com/pages/ZUD/572368749452852

Full disclosure: I am helping out with food at the event.

In addition to the bands, there will be workshops on guitar repair and construction, runes, and daily yoga in addition to food and merch vendors. The area is absolutely loving gorgeous and includes ample room to camp and a few remaining (free) spots in the on-site cabins.

This is going to be amazing. Come hang out with us.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jan 22, 2016

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Robophile
Apr 20, 2003

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives.

Monkeytime posted:

The Expanding Man (Baltimore, MD)
–solo improvisational electronic soundscapes
https://soundcloud.com/theexpandingman/sets/pyramid-ep

Oh man I bet this guy's going to go over real well.

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