Wild West Mafia

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Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

I'm selling vinegar pie and beans for cheap over yonder, or whatever the gently caress you weirdos like to eat in this bumfuck town

# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:24

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:27

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Deadbeat Dad posted:

I'm selling vinegar pie and beans for cheap over yonder, or whatever the gently caress you weirdos like to eat in this bumfuck town

##vote Deadbeat Dad This is Yankee talk.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:37

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

i'm a death cop

# ? Sep 8, 2015 02:48

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

The gentlemen Dhaes, Esq and Cassius Keane the vestigial twins posted:

I don't think I know what this death cop is

It is a brutal cop

Well if it was a brutal cop then he would say that instead of death cop

I mean he kills his target if he gets guilty

That is a brutal cop

I know what a brutal cop is

Well what is the difference between that and a death cop?

It is the same thing

Maybe it means he can investigate the dead?

I think we know what the dead are when they flip, besides that is a coroner

Well, perhaps we don't see flips?

It doesn't say that in the OP

The scum could have a janitor

I don't think that is what a death cop is, buddy

Miller cop maybe?

Nah, I don't like the wording. That would mean two cops anyway.

You're right, that would be crazy.

You haven't played in too long, buddy

Yeah, maybe so. Well, what is a death cop?

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 03:54

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Gentleman Dhaes, Esq posted:

Br. O'More, you are only mason with me, you can only talk to me.

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 03:56

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I wish my tiny little arms could help Dhaes with the heavy lifting of his hard hitting analyses.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 03:59

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

dhaes that picture is freaking me out please stap

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:19

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

bowmore posted:

dhaes that picture is freaking me out please stap

Please stop bodyshaming Dhaes and myself.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:22

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

CCKeane posted:

##vote Deadbeat Dad This is Yankee talk.

I hereby have proof that in late June of the year 2015 you were spotted in Yankee lands by I, Deadbeat "Deadeye" Dad and Tremendous Taste the Third as we were on expedition to find the most luxurious round bottomed ladies east of the Mississippi, what were you doing in these lands, if you don't mind me asking, hm? Conspiring with the enemy? Mayfield doesn't have a lot of strangers, but you.. I have my eye on you.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 05:43

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Deadbeat Dad posted:

I hereby have proof that in late June of the year 2015 you were spotted in Yankee lands by I, Deadbeat "Deadeye" Dad and Tremendous Taste the Third as we were on expedition to find the most luxurious round bottomed ladies east of the Mississippi, what were you doing in these lands, if you don't mind me asking, hm? Conspiring with the enemy? Mayfield doesn't have a lot of strangers, but you.. I have my eye on you.

2015? What would I be doing 150 years into the future pray tell?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 06:22

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

CCKeane posted:

2015? What would I be doing 150 years into the future pray tell?

O-o-oh dear, the doctors never told you after your head injury in the Great Dodgeball War? I guess we'll pretend I never mentioned your presence in the Yankee lands. It's better to be naive.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 06:33

GulagDolls: Jun 4, 2011

It is a cop, which, upon death, can begin to investigate people. Also, it appears as mafia if you lynch it.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 09:24

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

The Mayfield Daily Ledger, Day 1

Section 31 (1): CCKeane, CapitalistPig, ~~CCKeane~~

chaoslord (1): Dhaes

Deadbeat Dad (1): CCKeane

Not Voting (8): bowmore, chaoslord, Deadbeat Dad, GulagDolls, JakeP, Lumpen, Section 31, Tremendous Taste

With 11 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. Lights out is September 10^th, 2015 at 11 p.m. EDT, partner. That's in about 2 days, 11 hours.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:22

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Hi guys. I recently got mad at video games. My tears of frustration are so bitter. Have you ever lost your cool when you should have known better? My perfect Mafia integrity is besmirched.

Anyway, I'll try to keep myself on the rails this time. It's a lot better being Town.

My plan today is to lynch a lurker.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:34

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Lumpen posted:

Hi guys. I recently got mad at video games. My tears of frustration are so bitter. Have you ever lost your cool when you should have known better? My perfect Mafia integrity is besmirched.

Anyway, I'll try to keep myself on the rails this time. It's a lot better being Town.

My plan today is to lynch a lurker.

I agree. I am going to vote someone with only three posts.

##vote: lumpen

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:40

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Don't bus me bro.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Lumpen posted:

Don't bus me bro.

Maybe if you posted in the thread instead of in the scum doc I wouldn't have to! SmH.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:44

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Oh my god, you suck, CCKeane. You have got to be Scum for sure. I won't fall for your saucy gambits.
##Vote CCKeane

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:45

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

I am also shaking my head, because your vote justification is no longer valid, buddy.

I wAnt to Meet Some Cool University Monsters

You just got WIFOMED by my breadcrumb everybody. I am claiming Baker.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:48

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Lumpen posted:

I am also shaking my head, because your vote justification is no longer valid, buddy.

I wAnt to Meet Some Cool University Monsters

You just got WIFOMED by my breadcrumb everybody. I am claiming Baker.

Ahahaha you're actually scum!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:49

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane posted:

Ahahaha you're actually scum!

If that were the case everyone should just go ahead and lynch me, that would be a funny joke.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:52

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Lumpen posted:

Hi guys. I recently got mad at video games. My tears of frustration are so bitter. Have you ever lost your cool when you should have known better? My perfect Mafia integrity is besmirched.

Anyway, I'll try to keep myself on the rails this time. It's a lot better being Town.

My plan today is to lynch a lurker.

I think, based on this post, that Lumpen drew scum again (he was scum in Ecco's pearl game) and is trying something whacky in order to compensate. He greatly prefers town and I think he is performing a gambit in order to keep his interest up as scum.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:59

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

sounds fine to me.

##vote lumpen

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:05

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

CCKeane, can you analyze the phrase,
"I am Scum along with Section31 and JakeP" as anything but good 'ol jokephase high jinx?

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:07

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

This doesn't match the lumpen joke phase high jinks profile.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:46

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

GulagDolls posted:

It is a cop, which, upon death, can begin to investigate people. Also, it appears as mafia if you lynch it.

Gentlemen Dhaes, Esq posted:

In that case I actually see nothing wrong with lynching you. If you are town you can then start to investigate, and I'm guessing there is someone like a medium or whatever that can listen to your investigations... otherwise that role would be pretty pointless. If you are scum then we lynch you and can move on with our lives.

mmph mmph

Not now, Cassius.

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##vote gulagdolls

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:52

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Dhaes posted:

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##vote gulagdolls

Obviously a joke claim! Now please fill my tiny hands with grapes so I can gnash my nasty teeth against them. And please vote lumpen, he insulted our dear mother.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:55

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Lumpen posted:

CCKeane, can you analyze the phrase,
"I am Scum along with Section31 and JakeP" as anything but good 'ol jokephase high jinx?

just chimin' in to say im not not town

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:00

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Br. O'More posted:

dhaes that picture is freaking me out please stap

__________________/

Gentlemen Dhaes, Esq posted:

Does our oneness intimidate you, Br. O'More?

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:08

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

JakeP posted:

just chimin' in to say im not not town

Scumbuddy slip detected!
Continuing to not vote JakeP, like a Townie wouldn't not do, despite not having not neglected to not previously fail to do so.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

same

# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

I think, based on this post, that Lumpen drew scum again (he was scum in Ecco's pearl game) and is trying something whacky in order to compensate. He greatly prefers town and I think he is performing a gambit in order to keep his interest up as scum.

This is a real case everybody. I am real casing this is very serious.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:01

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

but lumpens fun

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:12

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

JakeP posted:

but lumpens fun

I will do a merry little jig for you. That should be fun enough for everybody.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:25

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

If you do a merry little jig and post it ITT I will vote lumpen with you until you decide not to vote lumpen anymore

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:33

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Here's us, you better get rid, quick!

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:35

Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

Yes, that was the very last image recorded on the cellphone of Roger Saddler, The Sheriff. The timestamp... N0.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:40

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Lumpen posted:

Here's us, you better get rid, quick!

sweet scum team portrait

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:48

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i have the bottom part of a face under my shrekface including what i call a beardstache which is a mustache where a beard would be

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:48

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Lumpen: Apr 2, 2004; I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.; Plaster Town Cop

JakeP posted:

i have the bottom part of a face under my shrekface including what i call a beardstache which is a mustache where a beard would be

Your anatomy is way more weird than Dhaes and Keane, who, by the way, has a real case and he really means it. He is very serious.

# ? Sep 8, 2015 21:53

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