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Oh look Steven crowder showed up.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:44 |
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No. 6 posted:LOL. I managed to have sex with my wife before marriage, get drunk at my wedding, gently caress her the night of, and still make it to breakfast the next morning. I remember it all and that guy is a little bitch. Dude we all had sex with your wife that night. You'd recall if you wasn't drunk.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 14:50 |
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"Be the Jim you want to see in the Bob" -Ghandi
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:04 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's going to be great to see how his relationship goes after the huge buildup and the novelty of boning starts wearing off. With luck he actually did marry someone good for him, which from that article sounds like she would be an intolerable oval office, if true. I imagine she pretty much assumes the starfish position because anything else would indicate she's a whore.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:13 |
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Bonzo posted:I imagine she pretty much assumes the starfish position because anything else would indicate she's a whore. Psst starfish are asexual...dumbass god made them that way
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:19 |
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That guy probably does a lot of angry, tense whispering about everyone and everything he sees that he then repeats to his wife over dinner, where the only thing she ever says is, "how was your day, dear?" She already knows the answer.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:28 |
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I hope that guy comes back from his honeymoon and finds out his wife gave him gonorrhea.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:37 |
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XMNN posted:seriously without the religious shame factor their divorce rate would be through the roof as it is im sure theres just a lot of unhappy marriages The religious shame factor hasn't done all that much to lower the divorce rate of Christians. It is pretty much equal with non-believers.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:54 |
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I just want to point out that this poster is nostradomus http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3737331&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post449167600
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 15:58 |
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Good thing they waited so their first kiss could be super awkward and in full view of their entire families.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 16:09 |
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No. 6 posted:LOL. I managed to have sex with my wife before marriage, get drunk at my wedding, gently caress her the night of, and still make it to breakfast the next morning. I remember it all and that guy is a little bitch. you're going to hell fyi
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:15 |
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The Bible posted:The religious shame factor hasn't done all that much to lower the divorce rate of Christians. It is pretty much equal with non-believers. nah i bet just as many normal people rush into ill fated marriages but at least they dont pretend theyre doing it because marriage is really important you guys
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:19 |
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Fiend posted:Oh look Steven crowder showed up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJboMQhYh1k
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 17:27 |
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jim bob
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 18:07 |
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Amarcarts posted:"Be the Jim you want to see in the Bob" -Ghandi
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:25 |
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Josh Duggar Has ‘No Remorse’ For Cheating On Anna, Mistress List May Grow: Reportquote:“19 Kids and Counting” star Josh Duggar isn’t sorry about being unfaithful to his wife of six years, Anna Duggar, Entertainment Tonight wrote in an exclusive report Tuesday. The former TLC reality star was already embroiled in a sex scandal when he was exposed in the Ashley Madison hack last month. Duggar issued an apology before he went to a rehab center, but apparently it wasn’t sincere.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:29 |
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Broenheim posted:jim bob jib berb
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:32 |
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Melmac posted:http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/09/14/staying-celibate-before-marriage-was-best-thing-ive-ever-done.html I wonder how many people his wife hosed without him knowing? [E] never mind I bet he hosed around too
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:39 |
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So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 22:50 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages Two fundie families have a son and a daughter who are roughly the same age. That's about it.
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Melmac posted:http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2012/09/14/staying-celibate-before-marriage-was-best-thing-ive-ever-done.html quote:Steven Crowder is a comedian and Fox News contributor I was under the impression that someone had to be funny in some manner before they could be called a comedian? If we are just picking job titles at random, I am an astronaut. And Tang tastes like sadness.
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# ? Sep 8, 2015 23:04 |
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Geoj posted:Two fundie families have a son and a daughter who are roughly the same age. That's about it.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 00:21 |
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I just learned about soaking this week. Sounds pretty hot, might try it soon.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 00:34 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Plus perceived benefits. Really not all that different from the way royalty handled it for centuries. Except it's either white-trash of the monied or unmonied variety in this case. There was politics behind most of the arranged marriages among European royalty though - marry off your offspring to the offspring of your rivals to ensure an alliance or at least prevent whatever nation from attacking you. Not to say this didn't end up with hosed up situations and inbreeding, but it was light years ahead of modern christian fundamentalists marrying off their children as quickly as possible to the children of other like-minded families so they can crank out even more god warriors. With the Duggar gravy train off the rails it's pretty much unmonied white trash marrying unmonied white trash now.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 00:37 |
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Geoj posted:Two fundie families have a son and a daughter These are religious fundies, remember. Women are breeding stock and are ready to reproduce the moment they first menstruate.
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Uncle Wemus posted:So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages Same as it is in any relationship search. You look for the best wealth/skills/attractiveness/social status that you can find and your quarry does the same. This regularly ends up with a couple that is very similar in those respects after a long process of being rejected by many other (better) potential mates. With a large family behind you negotiating a contract, there's actually more wiggle room to come out ahead or behind.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 01:34 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEirwaizpCY
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 01:49 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Same as it is in any relationship search. You look for the best wealth/skills/attractiveness/social status that you can find and your quarry does the same. This regularly ends up with a couple that is very similar in those respects after a long process of being rejected by many other (better) potential mates. With a large family behind you negotiating a contract, there's actually more wiggle room to come out ahead or behind. No, you pray until God tells you who he wants you to marry and then later probably divorce, because God really isn't so great at the matchmaking game.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 01:59 |
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Speaking of alliances and fickle picking I wonder how many other quiverfulls that married into the Duggar clan are cursing the sky once the gravy train crashed and burned. Now that Jim Bob found himself in the position of Walder Frey, is he gonna have to start paying the bride/groom's weight in silver?
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 02:03 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages Most of them wouldn't consider marrying outside their religion so it ends up like small town dating where you only have six viable choices so you just pick one when you're 19 and hope for the best.
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The Bible posted:These are religious fundies, remember. Women are breeding stock and are ready to reproduce the moment they first menstruate. That's more down the road of Mormon fundamentalists - creepy old guys marrying pre-teen girls and running the boys off the compound once they reach puberty to keep the competition down. At least going off of the Duggar model quiverfulls seem to marry more or less within their age group.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:04 |
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Isn't there supposed to be a livestock exchange as well? Besides the bride, of course.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:17 |
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I don't think this has been posted yet, but I guess Amy waited for the annoying family members to leave before do wild and crazy things... like dancing. http://www.inquisitr.com/2402565/am...-after-wedding/ quote:It is also known that the Duggar family is opposed to dancing. However, Amy Duggar enjoys dancing. Therefore, she opted for a staged “send-off” to signal that the atmosphere at the party was about to change. This allowed the Duggar family and older guests to leave the party early before the dancing, drinking, and eventual “official” motorcycle send-off took place. This would have been the perfect wedding for Kevin Bacon to show up at.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:19 |
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Geoj posted:There was politics behind most of the arranged marriages among European royalty though - marry off your offspring to the offspring of your rivals to ensure an alliance or at least prevent whatever nation from attacking you. Not to say this didn't end up with hosed up situations and inbreeding, but it was light years ahead of modern christian fundamentalists marrying off their children as quickly as possible to the children of other like-minded families so they can crank out even more god warriors.
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:22 |
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Geoj posted:There was politics behind most of the arranged marriages among European royalty though - marry off your offspring to the offspring of your rivals to ensure an alliance or at least prevent whatever nation from attacking you. Not to say this didn't end up with hosed up situations and inbreeding, but it was light years ahead of modern christian fundamentalists marrying off their children as quickly as possible to the children of other like-minded families so they can crank out even more god warriors. Duggar crusader kings 2 mod when
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# ? Sep 9, 2015 03:27 |
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Immortan posted:Imagine marrying someone you've never hosed. Christian girls are the biggest whores going. Lots of oral & anal. Getting to the pussy though is your own personal Everest.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't think this has been posted yet, but I guess Amy waited for the annoying family members to leave before do wild and crazy things... like dancing. Ah reminds me of the old joke about why baptists are opposed to premarital sex.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I don't think this has been posted yet, but I guess Amy waited for the annoying family members to leave before do wild and crazy things... like dancing.
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Geoj posted:There was politics behind most of the arranged marriages among European royalty though - marry off your offspring to the offspring of your rivals to ensure an alliance or at least prevent whatever nation from attacking you. Not to say this didn't end up with hosed up situations and inbreeding, but it was light years ahead of modern christian fundamentalists marrying off their children as quickly as possible to the children of other like-minded families so they can crank out even more god warriors. Jim Bobsburgh
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Jim Bob?
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