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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

:golfclap:

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


i forgot

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Ciu1bTFts

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo lol

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
That's old hat. We need more Jared related ones, stat! Gonna print some high quality ones and discreetly glue them to the door of the local Subway.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:stare:

I didn't realize that was an old thing, first time I've seen it. But holy poo poo they took that printout. :lol:

Edit: Yeah, 2013. Well gently caress. I'm still laughing at it.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






lmao structural steel melt
pity it doesn't come with jet fuel sauce

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Two Finger posted:

lmao structural steel melt
pity it doesn't come with jet fuel sauce

Dude, they started using it again after their scoville measurement lab tests shot down all the customer lawsuits over burned mouths and proved there was no way it could get as hot as we were led to believe

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The article itself isn't a huge revelation; it's the comments where girls get pissy because the author described herself as fat is where flavor country exists.

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/i-gently caress-fat-people-1729648745

bloops fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Sep 10, 2015

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.











Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Leather Bear posted:

The article itself isn't a huge revelation; it's the comments where girls get pissy because the author described herself as fat is where flavor country exists.

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/i-gently caress-fat-people-1729648745

There's a lot of hilarious comments on this page.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Jezebel commenters are self-hating women who blame men for all of their problems.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

shyduck posted:

Jezebel commenters are self-hating women who blame men for all of their problems.

Yea, and it's hilarious. YOU don't get to call yourself fat!

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


shyduck posted:

Jezebel commenters are women

Saved you a bunch of words.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Leather Bear posted:

The article itself isn't a huge revelation; it's the comments where girls get pissy because the author described herself as fat is where flavor country exists.

http://millihelen.jezebel.com/i-gently caress-fat-people-1729648745

To be fair she says she's 5'1" 135, maybe I'm doing some math wrong but that sounds about as fat as Racheal Dolezal is black.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Man edge of tomorrow is a pretty good movie. The story is wonky but yeah it's cool imo

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.


A good post. :patriot:

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Man edge of tomorrow is a pretty good movie. The story is wonky but yeah it's cool imo

Best training montage ever.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Jarmak posted:

To be fair she says she's 5'1" 135, maybe I'm doing some math wrong but that sounds about as fat as Racheal Dolezal is black.

depends on the distribution but that would be at least "thick"

- a fat person

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
One commentator was 5 foot even and 195 lb. Boy that's a sight.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Leather Bear posted:

One commentator was 5 foot even and 195 lb. Boy that's a sight.

I'm trying to figure out the dimensions of this person and all I can think of is spherical.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's about right. At 6'1" 195 I was pudgy. 5' is...drat, that's just a hell of a thing.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


If you're pudgy at 6'1 195 you ate like poo poo and didn't work out.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

If you're pudgy at 6'1 195 you ate like poo poo and didn't work out.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Or he's just got one of those skinny great - depression era bodies.

195 @ 6 feet had me in about 32 inch pants.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whip Slagcheek posted:

If you're pudgy at 6'1 195 you ate like poo poo and didn't work out.

A little of column A, a little of column B. I used to be lean as gently caress, I don't bulk well in the good way.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
dont play coy about being a fat ginger

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Godholio posted:

A little of column A, a little of column B. I used to be lean as gently caress, I don't bulk well in the good way.

Post ur torso

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

dont play coy about being a fat ginger

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

dont play coy about being a fat ginger

No beard, so no ginger.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Ok so you're bald and fat?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Does a combover count as bald?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
you puffy rear end chris matthews looking bitch

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Helldump Immunity. posted:

you puffy rear end chris matthews looking bitch

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
lol on about the last 10 posts

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Godholio posted:

A little of column A, a little of column B. I used to be lean as gently caress, I don't bulk well in the good way.

maybe you should try lifting weight that isnt cheeseburgers into your fat loving face

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: Nope.

Edit: I'm a contractor and I can telecommute. It'll be a miracle if I'm not melded into a chair by the end of the year.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Sep 11, 2015

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

you puffy rear end chris matthews looking bitch

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

you puffy rear end chris matthews looking bitch


iyaayas01 posted:

lol on about the last 10 posts

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