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Oh poo poo, I forgot about Pixels. Natural defense mechanism, I think. I don't know why everyone got so het up about Fantastic Four though. It wasn't great, but it wasn't one of the worst movies of 2015. Not even close. e: Actually, on further reflection, I think I'm going to almost completely revise my choices: Pixels, Get Hard, Entourage, Hitman sub supau fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Sep 10, 2015 |
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Pixels, Mortdecai, Fantastic Four and Hitman for the Worst of 2015, especially the first two movies.
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Sep 10, 2015 07:21
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I've heard Hitman is just an ultra-derivative action movie, nothing particularly interesting. I'd be surprised if they did it. Entourage, however, seems like a shoe-in.
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Sep 10, 2015 07:31
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Pretty happy they picked my AD listener submission, the Speed Racer cartoon is really fun, and you won't be embarrassed by it even if you're sober. It was really difficult to pick an episode to submit, since so many episodes are ridiculous and fun to laugh at.
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Sep 10, 2015 08:38
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What episode were they ripping on Entourage a bit? That little sidebar was awesome, I have to think they'll cover it. Terrible (or arguably bad) movies from 2015 that may be worth covering include: - Paul Blart 2 - Fantastic Four - Pixels - Mortdecai - Taken 3 - Hitman - Hot Tub Time Machine 2 - Terminator Genisys - Jupiter Ascending I think Entourage, Pixels, Mortedcai, and either Fantastic Four or Jupiter Ascending get picked (although more trash could come out this fall!)
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Sep 10, 2015 15:29
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Oh man Tak3n would be perfect just for the Liam Neeson impressions.
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Sep 10, 2015 16:14
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Despite HTTM2 being really dull, I think it's just too boring and lazy to find anything worth riffing on. Was the Vacation remake/sequel maybe more worth a worst of 2015? I'm sort of guessing 50 Shades of Grey will almost have to be on that list, though: Super high-profile, highly-successful erotic romance seems like it could be really have a lot of material for them to work with. Maybe Mr. Cinemax will make another appearance.
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Sep 10, 2015 16:41
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A Meat posted:Pretty happy they picked my AD listener submission, the Speed Racer cartoon is really fun, and you won't be embarrassed by it even if you're sober. Nice pun version of your real name for your username. This episode is loving great though. I've seen it before and I'm happy they're doing it.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Despite HTTM2 being really dull, I think it's just too boring and lazy to find anything worth riffing on. Was the Vacation remake/sequel maybe more worth a worst of 2015? One of their rules is that they don't do movies like Troll 2 or The Room that have been run into the ground and 50 Shades is the most  thing to mock on the internet this side of Twilight.
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Sep 10, 2015 17:57
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More to the point, by all accounts that movie is just kind of bland.
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Sep 10, 2015 19:02
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TetsuoTW posted:More to the point, by all accounts that movie is just kind of bland. Yeah from what I've heard Dakota Johnson gives a fairly solid performance and the rest is just surprisingly inoffensive.
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Sep 10, 2015 19:43
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A Meat posted:Pretty happy they picked my AD listener submission, the Speed Racer cartoon is really fun, and you won't be embarrassed by it even if you're sober. I've never seen an episode of the show before or really understood the premise, but I watched this episode in preparation for listening to the AD and it was hilarious. I laughed so hard every time that dude on the horse showed up ranting about how cars are evil.
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Sep 11, 2015 02:02
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I love that horse voice and any episode that gives them an excuse to bust it out is a good one.
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This was kind of a thing for the ages for me. When I was a kid I was a Mortal Kombat fanatic and devoured everything MK related I could find. I loved the poo poo out of the first movie because I was an MK-obsessed kid and still harbor affection for it because it is trash but has good memories attached. But MK: Annihilation was one of my all-time most disappointing movie-going experiences (the other being The Neverending Story 2. Stay tuned?). I made long rants on message boards about how much it sucked. Loved the first MK episode they did, but this one was cathartic. I feel like nobody's heard of this thing and I've never seen anybody give it a thorough reaming like that. Good job guys, kick that movie's rear end. Also, possible Animation Damnation: that Mortal Kombat cartoon that there was like six episodes of but somehow stayed on the air for a year or more. Croisquessein fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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Sep 11, 2015 05:43
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Be honest guys, who else spent way too much time reading Wikipedia articles on MK characters? In my defense I hadn't played a game since 4 and wanted to know what the hell was going on when the remake came out a few years ago.
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Croisquessein posted:This was kind of a thing for the ages for me. When I was a kid I was a Mortal Kombat fanatic and devoured everything MK related I could find. I loved the poo poo out of the first movie because I was an MK-obsessed kid and still harbor affection for it because it is trash but has good memories attached. But MK: Annihilation was one of my all-time most disappointing movie-going experiences (the other being The Neverending Story 2. Stay tuned?). I made long rants on message boards about how much it sucked. Honestly I actually really enjoy Mortal Kombat Annihilation but I also have to admit, I haven't watched it in full while sober since I was like 5.
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I tried watching MKA in full for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I didn't fall asleep or anything, but I just kind of zoned out for most of the middle 45 minutes. And that's even with no glasses of water being harmed in the watching of the film. The first MK movie is outstanding dumb fun, but Annihilation is just so hard to stay focused on. I'm glad the guys also noticed that Motaro looked like he was just ready to gently caress literally anything that walked within range though.
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Sep 11, 2015 06:24
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TetsuoTW posted:I tried watching MKA in full for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I didn't fall asleep or anything, but I just kind of zoned out for most of the middle 45 minutes. And that's even with no glasses of water being harmed in the watching of the film. The first MK movie is outstanding dumb fun, but Annihilation is just so hard to stay focused on. protip: harm a lot of glasses of water before watching Annihilation
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LORD OF BUTT posted:protip: harm a lot of glasses of water before watching Annihilation
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Sep 11, 2015 07:08
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Really enjoyed the episode and the comparison they made to Cage getting killed to having Cabin killed in the first five of the new episode. Also Sonja mud fight with Jax looking on...alllllright. 
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Sep 11, 2015 07:22
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TetsuoTW posted:Sounds like one hell of a cure for sleep deprivation. quite the opposite, being not-sober makes the lovely aspects of Annihilation hilarious rather than grating
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Sep 11, 2015 10:51
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Jiro posted:Really enjoyed the episode and the comparison they made to Cage getting killed to having Cabin killed in the first five of the new episode. Also Sonja mud fight with Jax looking on...alllllright. That was a part I definitely did not remember and had to look up. Yep, it's a straight up mud wrassle. also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUQvGrZ-v5k
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Sep 11, 2015 19:26
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Holy poo poo the art school/turtle sutherland bit in the taking lives episode! I had to turn it off cause people at work must think I'm crazy I was laughing so hard... drat these guys are hilarious
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Sep 11, 2015 20:06
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Are they done with Side Order of Sleaze?
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MisterFister posted:Holy poo poo the art school/turtle sutherland bit in the taking lives episode! I had to turn it off cause people at work must think I'm crazy I was laughing so hard... drat these guys are hilarious That episode in general isn't anything special, but that loving bit is magical 
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Sep 11, 2015 21:59
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MisterFister posted:Holy poo poo the art school/turtle sutherland bit in the taking lives episode! I had to turn it off cause people at work must think I'm crazy I was laughing so hard... drat these guys are hilarious "This is Donald Sutherland, that one's going in the trash"
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Sep 12, 2015 02:33
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It's great that every episode has at least one hilarious bit
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Yaws posted:Are they done with Side Order of Sleaze? Hopefully not. Those types of movies are among my favorite.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Hopefully not. Those types of movies are among my favorite. One of the greatest side order of sleaze moments was during Blame it on Reno when they suggested listening to that rather than Blame it to Reno as it was less gross. bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 13, 2015 |
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bobkatt013 posted:One of the greatest side order of sleaze moments was during Leave it to Reno when they suggested listening to that rather than Leave it to Reno as it was less gross. You mean Blame It On Rio? Which, I just learned, was apparently the 47th most popular film released in 1984.
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Fun episode. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is far and away the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters. I had played the games up to that point and seen the first movie, but I never gave a poo poo about the plot because it had always been so perfunctory. In fact, the only reason I saw it was because I was with friends and we bought the tickets as cover to sneak into an R rated film, and they got caught, leading to me getting caught. We got pushed into seeing the poo poo we paid for. Fun fact: That R rated film we were sneaking into was Alien Resurrection. I still haven't ever decided if I got the better end of that, seeing MKA instead. One of the friends I was with had seen MK: Annihilation already, too, but was thoughtful enough not to spoil how Cage dies within about ten minutes. Everything about it was cheap and wrong. The whole thing was just so laughable. The inclusion of animalities has to be one of the most ham-handed things in the history of cinema. Even with no budget and no prior experience it's hard to imagine someone making a film that bad, by accident. It is a pretty good companion to Street Fighter the movie, although MK:A lacks the epic tale of its troubled production. I can't think of a major film release in my lifetime that was as incompetently made. Maybe Highlander 2: The Quickening?
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Whoever called CYBER SEDUCTION was spot on. This is some good poo poo.
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I love how this movie's message is basically "acknowledging your sexuality will DESTROY YOUR LIFE and the lives of those around you". Also, Andrew has great taste in 80's cartoons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIajdXHRmJ4 Max Ray! Jake Rockwell! Ace McCloud!
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Sep 15, 2015 15:13
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I really enjoyed Andrew's attempt at emulating how KIDS THESE DAYS talk. i'm wicked thirsty
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Sep 15, 2015 16:12
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I liked this latest installment of poo poo Sadjak Sees On The Streets
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Sep 15, 2015 17:59
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That has to be one of the best episodes ever.
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Rincewind posted:I really enjoyed Andrew's attempt at emulating how KIDS THESE DAYS talk. That might be the single whitest moment of the show so far.
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Rincewind posted:I really enjoyed Andrew's attempt at emulating how KIDS THESE DAYS talk. Come to Boston.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:I liked this latest installment of poo poo Sadjak Sees On The Streets I'm not 100% convinced they don't live in some alternate reality version of New York City, where the city never got cleaned up a bit and Reagan was actually a terminator and never stopped being president.
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I have been waiting for them to do this episode as long as I've been listening to the podcast. Saw Cyber Seduction on Lifetime the week it came out. There were actually a lot of jokes on the internet about it at the time. Even a big review on a certain comedy website.
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