THANK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR KIM DAVIS

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Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 6, 2006; by Lowtax

HALLEJUYA JESUS IS LROD

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

HAIL

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

SATAN

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

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Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Hail Satan

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AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

The Goatfather posted:

AS IS ABOVE AS IS BELOW BITCHES!!!!!

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Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

The Goatfather posted:

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Sgt. Shaved Balls: Sep 6, 2006; by Lowtax

THIS AINT VERY CHRISTIAN YALL

# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:23

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

die

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the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

problematic

# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:33

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

HALLEJUYA JESUS IS LROD

Where can I get abs like that? asking for a friend.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:34

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

The Goatfather posted:

satan's got a nice rack

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Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

here's to my sweet satan :3:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:54

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

We should push something awful as a pro christian movement forum. Where we discuss all the something awfuls obama has done to America.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 06:55

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Al Borland posted:

We should push something awful as a pro christian movement forum. Where we discuss all the something awfuls obama has done to America.

Probably would work and get Rich some more money but turn the site into a completely insufferable shithole, instead of just the insufferable shithole it is.

But it's our shithole, remember that. :3:

# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:23

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

HALLEJUYA JESUS IS LROD

Ego fum Papa.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:25

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Jukeboxblues posted:

Where can I get abs like that? asking for a fiend.

ftfy

# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:27

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

I'm really bored here in Hell dudes, ya'll wanna chill?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:51

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjnbCayR0cI

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

AbbadonOfHell posted:

I'm really bored here in Hell dudes, ya'll wanna chill?

I don't think I'm allowed in the Jewish afterlife, sorry

# ? Sep 11, 2015 09:07

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

I don't think I'm allowed in the Jewish afterlife, sorry

That's Catholic Hell, not Sheol.

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TacticalUrbanHomo: Aug 17, 2011; by Lowtax

sorry do catholics not worship the Jewish god?

# ? Sep 11, 2015 09:30

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

sorry do catholics not worship the Jewish god?

No cause the Jews don't believe in Jesus. :smuggo:

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The Bible: May 8, 2010

Al Borland posted:

We should push something awful as a pro christian movement forum. Where we discuss all the something awfuls obama has done to America.

But that would violate Romans 13:1-5

"13 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. 2 Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. 3 For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then do what is good, and you will receive his approval, 4 for he is God's servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God's wrath on the wrongdoer. 5 Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid God's wrath but also for the sake of conscience."

I mean, we can't call ourselves Christians and just ignore the Bible.

# ? Sep 11, 2015 13:46

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