ElwoodCuse posted:It already aired Did they show the gay kid's wedding? I was looking forward to that. John David is also gay, but he's already reached "old bachelor that we don't mention" status.
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Captain Yossarian posted:My home and all my possessions were destroyed in a flood, but I needed to check in here quick and say: Maybe if you'd clean up your hedonistic, sinful ways THE LORD wouldn't find it necessary to punish you.
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PathAsc posted:Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me Oh god, this one's my favourite, by far. Well done!  Edit: "And I said Jiiiiiiiiiiim bob, jimmy Jim bob a-jim jim bob I said hey... What's Jimming Bob?" Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Sep 11, 2015 |
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PathAsc posted:Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me Jim the Bob away Jim the Bob away Jim the Bob away
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When goons write song parodies is the loving worst
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egon_beeblebrox posted:When the funds failed. Duggar, her legs wide! I'm going to hell
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Toadvine posted:When goons write song parodies is the loving worst Fundie code door cracked, we're livin' tax free We livin' for free, not as employees, Drink that Kool-Aid follow my lead, Now you're one of my flock, you're coming with me It's time to kill the lights and shut the cameras down (This Jim's about to) Tonight we're Duggaring, no sisters getting out This Jim's about to bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ob! Bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ob! (This Jim's about to)
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Toadvine posted:When goons write song parodies is the loving worst Duggar, that is what you are Honey you're my [TLC] star You know you can make my wish come true If you let me molest you If you let me molest you
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The Bible posted:"Christians are human and sinful just like anyone else but Jesus forgives us so we just do whatever we like while condemning others living in exactly the same manner." The important part is that you feel bad about it. Wanting to gently caress dudes is apparently a really common thing many dudes want to do, but you should be ashamed of it. As long as you are ashamed of it you can have all the dirty bathroom hook-ups you want -- the dirtier the better really, since that makes your future 'testimony' much more compelling. That's why Gay Pride is so offensive to them. It's supposed to be shameful and secret, not out and proud. It's supposed to be tawdry and dangerous, so gay dudes getting married, buying minivans and raising functional children undermines their whole shame spiral.
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Eonwe posted:Gay bathroom sex hookups own
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Eonwe posted:Gay bathroom sex hookups own Jim Bob didn't win his election so we were spared hearing about this one so far
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Eonwe posted:Gay bathroom sex hookups own So that's why the Duggar compound had only two bathrooms (boys and filthy whores on their period). Makes sense now.
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Raiad posted:I don't know, doesn't seem like a safe place to take your kid. this is a good idea for a photoshop thread. JIM BOB.
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Geoj posted:
One time I was at Disneyworld in July and it was like 100 degrees with swamp humidity and there were muslim moms wearing the nun outfits in the crazy heat while their husbands and sons were wearing shorts and tanktops. Betcha Duggette is wearing a long skirt in that photo while DerDill is chillin with sun out guns out.
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Jim Bob, when the walls fell.
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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/theslice/duggars-bill-gothard-iblp
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I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show?
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No. 6 posted:I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show? Jim Bob is the awful show.
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No. 6 posted:I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show? H̄҉̼͔Ẻ̩̮̱̹̜̜͚̾̾ ̹̝ͪI̫̥̦͌̏̀̔̒ͮ͢S̙̗̠̗ͭͭ͂͛ͪͭ͌ ̖͚͕̪̫̼̝̅͐ͥ̅͝T̢̗̤̐͊H̬̲͎͙̖̪ͤ̃̃̂̎́Ę̻̣̪̫̞̘ͩ͐͊ ̗͔̀ͩ͌̓̊O̲̬̓͢N̪͓͒͂ͦ̀̎̈̀E͛ ̴͎͉̗̈́̂̎̅̿W̳ͧ̾̑͑͜H̠̰̤̦͍̭̻ͦͮŐ͔̝͔̘͕ͭͮ ̞͓͈̘͕̎ͤ̂͂ͪ̃͟W̖̰͎̝̉̋͗A̳̭͌ͪ̄̿T͎͉̱̥͇͗͋̕C̙̐ͫ̆̍̾H̵̞̖̝̳̄̓̏̈́̍E̠̤̘̖̘̗͋̑̿͐ͨ͡S̙̻̳͖͙̅͐̎ͯ͞ J͇̻̦̗̦̪͒͡Iͫ̀̾͊M̧̼̪̌̿͌ͩ̓̅̚ ̣̞͚͉̼ͩ̓͋̑B̘̗̭̜̭̳̳̏ͤͯ̐͠O̝̥͉̬̼̞ͪ͋̀B̲̰̦͚̦
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No. 6 posted:I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show? This literal motherfucker right here:  All about Jim Bob!
- Has less personality than Lego People - Hates dancing (I MEAN HATES IT) - Tries to dry hump his wife during mini-golf - Has taught his sons and daughters a code word, 'Nike', for when some floozy with a strapless dress walks by. That way, all of the boys can look down at their shoes, if they can see past their raging erections, instead of at the girl like normal people. - Is ok with incest, or at least ok with hiding it from the law until you can't be tried for it. Just remember the words "if the victim is not at fault". Also, his name, for real, is Jim Bob. 
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Holy poo poo, it would be pretty easy to just quote this whole thing. But here are some choice quotes: quote:Gothards philosophy on sexual assault is detailed explicitly in his publications, including in the Wisdom Booklets. When a woman is attacked, one booklet reads, She is to cry out for help. The victim who fails to do this is equally guilty with the attacker. A document Gothard sent to ATI families, Lessons from Moral Failures in a Family, purports to be a teenage boys meditation on his sexual assault of his sisters, which he blames in part on his mother, for allowing his sisters to run naked after a bath and for asking him to change his sisters diapers, something that would not have occurred if the family had only applied Levitical law. quote:Leigh had been raped as a child, and Gothard counseled her personally about it. The counseling, she said, consisted of blaming her for being raped because she wasnt wearing modest clothing, had lustful thoughts, and didnt cry out to God to stop her rapist. quote:One day, Mark said, after he cleaned the carpets himself with an industrial cleaner, Gothard visited the center and was livid to see no girls cleaning it by hand. He ordered center leadership staff to round up some girls to start cleaning. I'm sure Josh recieved some premium consoling from this upstanding fellow. Also, at some point Jim Bob will stop being funny, but I don't want to see that day.
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Shnag posted:I'm sure Josh recieved some premium consoling from this upstanding fellow. "It's OK son, you can't help your natural urges when those slutty bitches prance about in front of you. Molesting your own sisters is a perfectly natural thing to do and its totally their fault."
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look everything is part of gods plan and he wanted to see some hot incest action. he works in mysterious ways and DONT YOU DARE QUESTION IT
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bobjr posted:So if they run out of money and get desperate what are the odds they eat the weakest? Josiah noooooooo! 
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bobjr posted:So if they run out of money and get desperate what are the odds they eat the weakest? slim, josh is in rehab eat fresh
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No. 6 posted:I don't understand what the Jim Bob means. Is this something from their awful show? Unfortunately no one can be...told...who Jim Bob is. You have to see him for yourself.
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Blue Train posted:slim, josh is in rehab When did they find him?
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Seems the Duggars are getting Jim up their Bobs.
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Shnag posted:
Oh what the gently caress Their "counseling" of abuse survivors is based on the "can't get raped in a city" passage of Deuteronomy. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 posted:23 Suppose a man is caught in a town having intercourse with a young woman who is engaged to someone else. 24 You are to take them outside the town and stone them to death. She is to die because she did not cry out for help, although she was in a town, where she could have been heard. And the man is to die because he had intercourse with someone who was engaged. In this way you will get rid of this evil. If you don't make enough noise you're as evil as your rapist. I guess we should be glad Gothard's not stoning anybody.
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