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Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
Confirming, Totally Town, amigos!

I am an Unconfirmed Mason with Ernie (my avowed Mafia nemesis).

I am firstpost claiming this because Masonry often sends confusing false signals, in my experience. So yes, Ernie and I may seem to be communicating outside the thread, and may seem to be cooperating. We may be less or more inclined to vote one another than unconnected players, depending on how the Unconfirmed part of the Masonry turn out looking. I judge that there is likely no advantage to Town in keeping this Unconfirmed Masonry secret.

Ernie, do you vouch?

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HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

SirSamVimes posted:

Keane is not in the game, I forgot to edit the automatically generated player list. Done now! Or maybe you lynched him with one vote???
AHAHAHAHAHA I SUCCEEDED GG NO RE

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
sam please put this in the op instead of the text version of the votecount plz

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey y'all how it be. I'm that wierd midget dude looking through the scope

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I hope we haven't already scared the newbies away :ohdear:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
##Vote hiip

I think you know why.

Also hi new people!

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
thx sam

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Kashuno posted:

##Vote hiip

I think you know why.

Also hi new people!

wow rude

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



You're welcome. :)

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


Sup guys, been a while. So who wants to die historic on the fury road?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sam you didn't reply in scum doc, but you going to give us fakeclaims?

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


imgay posted:

sam you didn't reply in scum doc, but you going to give us fakeclaims?

##vote imgay

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

imgay posted:

sam you didn't reply in scum doc, but you going to give us fakeclaims?

he literally just responded

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
ty i'll recheck it

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
Welcome, new players! Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • lurking
  • lying
  • OMGUS (voting someone just because they voted you)
  • excusing oneself from the thread "I won't be here for X time I have to X"
  • excusing oneself from deadline "I won't be here for deadline so I might as well ##vote: XXX"
  • mysteriously not being around for deadline without explanation
  • awkwardly defending people
  • emptyposting irrelevant content or general mafia tips
  • rephrasing the ideas of others without crediting them or adding anything
  • asking questions of players rather than putting forth opinions
  • hedging by arguing for both sides of an issue
  • reluctance to give concrete suspicions
  • linguistic slipups
  • overdefensiveness
  • overemotionality/flailing
  • sucking up
  • voting on someone who's a non-viable lynch close to deadline
  • ending the day with no vote
  • promising "more later" about something and then never getting back to it
  • self-imposed gimmicky post restrictions
  • third or fourth vote on a d1 bandwagon
  • hammering, in some cases (depending on timing, but especially if it cuts off a claim opportunity)

Now you're well equipped to catch Scum or... if you had the misfortune to be assigned a Scum role, to know what to try not doing so you can avoid being caught, or what you can try to avoid doing to not be accidentally mistaken for Scum, if you're Town.

Sincerely,
:lumpen:

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
##vote lumpen

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Lumpen posted:

Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

  • sucking up
apparently im bad at quoting

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lumpen posted:

Welcome, new players! Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • lurking
  • lying
  • OMGUS (voting someone just because they voted you)
  • excusing oneself from the thread "I won't be here for X time I have to X"
  • excusing oneself from deadline "I won't be here for deadline so I might as well ##vote: XXX"
  • mysteriously not being around for deadline without explanation
  • awkwardly defending people
  • emptyposting irrelevant content or general mafia tips
  • rephrasing the ideas of others without crediting them or adding anything
  • asking questions of players rather than putting forth opinions
  • hedging by arguing for both sides of an issue
  • reluctance to give concrete suspicions
  • linguistic slipups
  • overdefensiveness
  • overemotionality/flailing
  • sucking up
  • voting on someone who's a non-viable lynch close to deadline
  • ending the day with no vote
  • promising "more later" about something and then never getting back to it
  • self-imposed gimmicky post restrictions
  • third or fourth vote on a d1 bandwagon
  • hammering, in some cases (depending on timing, but especially if it cuts off a claim opportunity)

Now you're well equipped to catch Scum or... if you had the misfortune to be assigned a Scum role, to know what to try not doing so you can avoid being caught, or what you can try to avoid doing to not be accidentally mistaken for Scum, if you're Town.

Sincerely,
:lumpen:

more on this later

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lumpen posted:

Welcome, new players! Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[list]


Guys, maybe stop posting for a minute and let them talk.

Don't be shy, newbies! We're very gentle!

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I say words and they are heard

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Yet they are not understood. Such is the life of eye, pop

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Well, I got my role PM, so this game started.

Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Also I'm a replacement and as such will stop posting.

Ok bye

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

Magnus Gallant posted:

Also I'm a replacement and as such will stop posting.

Ok bye

lmao good poo poo

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
I too have a role PM.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Lumpen posted:

Welcome, new players! Our community overlord, the great and powerful EccoRaven, has decreed that I must instruct you in the Ways of Mafia. Please memorize the following, so that you can win at Mafia:

Lumpen's Infallible Scumtellidex
That Reveals Scums Every Time
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
[list]
[*] lurking
[*] posting

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
One thing important I want to stress.

Don't edit your posts
Don't do it
Don't do it ever
Not once
No.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Hi I guess? Never done Mafia, have no idea what's going on.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
D1 is usually just a lot of people making jokes and stuff (we call this the joke phase) until someone decides to buckle down and get serious.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

LowellDND posted:

Hi I guess? Never done Mafia, have no idea what's going on.

Rarity posted:

Guys, here's what you need to do to win:

##vote Opop

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


LowellDND posted:

Hi I guess? Never done Mafia, have no idea what's going on.

Right now? :justpost:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Confirming ##vote lumpen

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Opopanax posted:

Confirming ##vote lumpen

Getting on this bandwagon

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

LowellDND posted:

Getting on this bandwagon
you should vote him then

i like you tho

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


To vote, type ##vote playername or an approximation of their name. Only ##vote will register on SA's automatic vote tallying bot.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



HiipFire posted:

you should vote him then

i like you tho

Oh, we're formal about it then? ##vote lumpen

SirSamVimes posted:

To vote, type ##vote playername or an approximation of their name. Only ##vote will register on SA's automatic vote tallying bot.

Ill admit it, that's kind of nifty.

Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop

LowellDND posted:

Getting on this bandwagon
##vote lowellDND

Ah ha, if you voted me now it would be both an OMGUS vote and a third-vote on a D1 bandwagon. Only a Scum would do such a thing.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Lumpen posted:

##vote lowellDND

Ah ha, if you voted me now it would be both an OMGUS vote and a third-vote on a D1 bandwagon. Only a Scum would do such a thing.

That sounds like something a Scum would say.

Additionally, YOU are the one doing the OMGUS vote. Scum confirmed!

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES

LowellDND posted:

That sounds like something a Scum would say.

they grow up so fast man

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Lumpen
Apr 2, 2004

I'd been happy, and I was happy still. For all to be accomplished,
for me to feel less lonely,
all that remained to hope
was that on the day of my execution
there should be a huge crowd of spectators and that they should
greet me with howls of execration.
Plaster Town Cop
##unvote
Oh no he posted first, there goes half my case!

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