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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
going up to scotland for a week tomorrow for some walking, wild camping and whisky. its gonna rain all week i just know it.

edit: totally unintended alliteration there

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Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
I'm a football widow for the evening, so I have curry, NCIS and a snoring dog.

NaDy what's the difference between camping and wild camping? (this isn't the lead in to a joke, I'm actually curious)

Fluo
May 25, 2007

a pipe smoking dog posted:

So does this means he laughs by inhaling or something?

If I recall its a fake laugh, theres some old videos floating around on youtube of his real laugh, he talks about laughing types in a book he wrote with someone called the naked grape which talks about the concept of humour and how to construct jokes and what is humour etc

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Kluliss posted:

I'm a football widow for the evening, so I have curry, NCIS and a snoring dog.

NaDy what's the difference between camping and wild camping? (this isn't the lead in to a joke, I'm actually curious)

The Newcastle match is tomorrow though

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

The Newcastle match is tomorrow though

she said football not soccer

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
Guess I should have clarified not British football, huh? As far as I can tell, it's a good excuse to sit around with friends and drink and shout at the telly...

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Kluliss posted:

I'm a football widow for the evening, so I have curry, NCIS and a snoring dog.

NaDy what's the difference between camping and wild camping? (this isn't the lead in to a joke, I'm actually curious)

Wild camping is where you just go and camp wherever off the beaten track, no campsites or anything like that. It's technically illegal in England but as long as you camp away from paths and roads and make sure to leave no trace behind it's generally alright. It's legal in Scotland though which is nice.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I think our nephew's doing that (in Scotland) right now

can't believe how many goons itt are related to me

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kluliss posted:

NaDy what's the difference between camping and wild camping?

sodomy, basically

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

sodomy, basically

Remind me never to let anyone know where I'm going camping, wild or otherwise...

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Boat posted:

she said football not soccer

a likely story

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

sodomy, basically

That's your answer to everything

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

when all you've got is a hammer...

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Kluliss posted:

Guess I should have clarified not British football, huh?

In the UK thread? Uh, possibly yeah. :)

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Got myself a lovely pair of jugs


Plan on making myself some mead, any goons ever had any experience making it before?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

when all you've got is a hammer...

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

feedmegin posted:

In the UK thread? Uh, possibly yeah. :)

Oh hush, you.


freelop posted:

Got myself a lovely pair of jugs
Plan on making myself some mead, any goons ever had any experience making it before?

Those are nice jugs. Would love to make mead, hope it works out?

Party Boat posted:

The Hammer is what now?

Well I know what I'm going to watch when this episode has finished. I hope you're ok with me waking you up in the night to sing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJ7AnQTiYM You can be Penny...

Kluliss fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Sep 13, 2015

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
ive never tried mead but i really want to.

nice jugs freelop

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

freelop posted:

Got myself a lovely pair of jugs


Plan on making myself some mead, any goons ever had any experience making it before?

yeah some UK goon posted a link to this mead recipes site in a GWS thread

http://www.stormthecastle.com/mead/mead-recipes.htm

it's got some p good stuff but i think they were big into the pear mead

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

yeah some UK goon posted a link to this mead recipes site in a GWS thread

http://www.stormthecastle.com/mead/mead-recipes.htm

it's got some p good stuff but i think they were big into the pear mead



This seems ideal cheers

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

NaDy posted:

ive never tried mead but i really want to.
morrisons sells it. it's called harvest gold and its about a fiver.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

freelop posted:

This seems ideal cheers

where are you going to get 18lbs of honey though? do you have a hive or what

plus idk how long 4 tablespoons will take you

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



When Dutch gets the serial killer :captainpop:

Fluo
May 25, 2007

freelop posted:

Got myself a lovely pair of jugs


Plan on making myself some mead, any goons ever had any experience making it before?

Yes


Just a heads up if its fruit mead it will take 3-6months, if pure honey will take 8months or so [even though it can range from 6months to 3 years, depends if you're doing some subtle single honey etc, theres a great blueberry honey mead recipe in the homebrew thread where they up the flavours by cooking the honey first] but can be done in less time it really depends on the recipe [mainly if its pure honey mead or honey + other fermentables)

if you got any questions feel free to ask , I recommend trying to get a bigger fermenter so you do bulk primary then you siphion off into the smaller fermenters for the secondary ferment

Fluo fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Sep 14, 2015

Fluo
May 25, 2007

freelop posted:

This seems ideal cheers

Note on that recipe, it being American you won't be able to get "apple cider" as that's just unfermented cider juice, you will have to look for apple juice which doesn't have certain preservatives in it etc

edit: I recommend getting your hands on this little book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Making-Mead...1&keywords=mead it was extremely useful for my first few batches of the stuff and its great for ideas when thinking of something different later on when you get more advance

Fluo fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Sep 14, 2015

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
Fluo hosed around with this message at Sep 13, 2015 around 23:28

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
another expertly edited post by fluo the man is truly a genius

Fluo
May 25, 2007

thankls

Fluo
May 25, 2007

better not edit that typo or quorn will come after me ;_;

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Fluo posted:

Note on that recipe, it being American you won't be able to get "apple cider" as that's just unfermented cider juice, you will have to look for apple juice which doesn't have certain preservatives in it etc

edit: I recommend getting your hands on this little book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Making-Mead...1&keywords=mead it was extremely useful for my first few batches of the stuff and its great for ideas when thinking of something different later on when you get more advance

I've ordered the book, I've noticed on the online recipes it all seems to be made in massive containers, does it not work if you scale down the batch size?

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
hello

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratjaculation posted:

When Dutch gets the serial killer :captainpop:

you've seen nothing yet

i have a hangover and don't feel like i've been asleep

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
hello

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
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Hi

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Party boat they're finally getting rid of the temporary traffic lights

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



good morning

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

Party boat they're finally getting rid of the temporary traffic lights

they got rid of the ones leading into West moor weeks back and then the ones next to the coach and horses immediately popped up, I'm sure there'll be extra ones soon

I think they might finally be filling in a few of the potholes round here

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its something to do with the water pipes so they'll probably be digging up the roundabout near asda next

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Fluo
May 25, 2007

freelop posted:

I've ordered the book, I've noticed on the online recipes it all seems to be made in massive containers, does it not work if you scale down the batch size?

because of the time it takes with mead compared to beer (think of mead more like wine) most people do 23litres / 5 gallon batch because if you're gonna store it that long might aswell get the most out of it also because after the primary fermentation you got to rack it to age it (but also make sure there is as little head space), so if you rack from a 1gallon demijohn into a 1gallon demijohn you're gonna have a bit of a head space as you want to leave the lees at the bottom, however you can use some bottled water or something to top it up (this will lower the gravity of the mead though but I recommend it)


untill the book comes this is a good summary of the process http://www.makemead.net/brewingbasics.aspx

http://www.makemead.net/racking-mead-and-secondary-fermentation.aspx

I bring up racking / secondary fermentation because its one thing people forget about untill after they've made the mead and then go hunting for a spare demijohn etc


edit: but yeah you can scale down but it depends on the recipe, don't worry the book should help you with this kind of thing wrong

Fluo fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Sep 14, 2015

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