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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i think ecco keeps making me vt out of spite

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AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Man I hate being vt. Boring.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


Hello friends! As an innocent non-scum townie, I would like to greet you all. My fellow innocent non-scum townies.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirSamVimes posted:

Hello friends! As an innocent non-scum townie, I would like to greet you all. My fellow innocent non-scum townies.

Suspicious.

##vote SSV

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


TMMadman posted:

Suspicious.

##vote SSV

Look at this. This man is voting an innocent non-scum townie. Gentlemen, I think we've found the scum.

##vote TMM

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




SirSamVimes posted:

Look at this. This man is voting an innocent non-scum townie. Gentlemen, I think we've found the scum.

##vote TMM

This is OMGUS and things that have a name for them are scumtells.

##vote SSM

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

a worthy uhh posted:

This is OMGUS and things that have a name for them are scumtells.

##vote SSM

That sounds like WIFOM to me.

##vote mir

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

a worthy uhh posted:

and things that have a name for them are scumtells.

Mir what are you writing this for, is this supposed to mean the joke is a vote or serious or what?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
The shortest jokephase in the world.

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

This is already shaping up to be a Chamaz-ing game!

##vote merk

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


a worthy uhh posted:

This is OMGUS and things that have a name for them are scumtells.

##vote SSM

A scum player would not get my name wrong because a scum player would have identified me as a threat from my instant discovery of one scum player (TMM), and would thus be paying too close attention to me to get my name wrong.

##unvote
##vote a worthy uhh

Wow, that's already two scum identified? We just need one more and then it's game over.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


That is, assuming 3 scum for a thirteen player game.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Nice slip scumbo.

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


TMMadman posted:

Nice slip scumbo.

You've already been identified as scum, so hush. :smug:

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
I have run out of patience!



congrats on being homeowners. :toot: this map will never be relevant again since like I said it probably almost assuredly has no effect on the game.

yay!

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


I will believe that as much as I believe you saying your games of Mafia are standard.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Sure is a lot of scum talk already between SSV and TMM. Clearly the scum team.

##vote SSV

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Jokes

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Haha

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I am turning my house into a franchised burger king. If any of you need chicken fries ("world-famous charnaz chicken fries") please come by. Also if anyone knows where a chicken would be, that would be helpful too.

God burger king is so so gross.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
can I go drink the water?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Actually the more I look at the map, with a pool of water surrounded by infrastructure, commercial, and my house, does this mean I'm the only townie with a private pool? That's pretty kickass.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

love too jokes

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Kashuno posted:

can I go drink the water?

you can do lots of things.

Kashuno posted:

Actually the more I look at the map, with a pool of water surrounded by infrastructure, commercial, and my house, does this mean I'm the only townie with a private pool? That's pretty kickass.

pool is a word with many meanings.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Great I'm going to go jump into that pool of water.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I hope there's a crocodile in it

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

I hope there's a crocodile in it

:agreed:

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
I wouldn't get in that water Kashuno. I dump the charbroiled waste in there after the burgers have finished congealing.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
instead of in the river? there's infrastructure right next to your house that dumps off in the river, you're just a sick monster.
##vote BK

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

Confirming. I'm sad I didn't get to pick my house.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Asiina we are neighbors :)

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Asiina we are neighbors :)

My house is bigger and is waterfront property. Don't speak to me peasant!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

My house is bigger and is waterfront property. Don't speak to me peasant!

Rude. We are all in the slum here!

##vote Asiina

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
But I have the best slum property and am therefore lord of the slums.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Don't you mean Lady of the slums?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
There is a pool and a commercial area only accessible by walking through my house. My own private resort in the slums.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I think the brown bits are roads, which means you have roads on either side of your house.

Merk is in a corner lot with a road ending at the corner of his house.

The pool is like a community pool.

It probably has a poop floating in it.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
do you guys realize we have no one living in the actual fields? We are gonna starve.

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Actually I changed my mind. ANarc, Vimes, and I are on the nice side of the river. We have access to commercial areas and the only greenery on the whole map and I control the only bridge across the river.

We now live in a gated community and none of you are allowed over here.

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