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GrossMurpel posted:How much can a gorilla deadlift? Couple of tons. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ear...io.html?image=3 Also, Tyson couldn't beat a gorilla even if he had a gun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_(gorilla)
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But how many Mike Tysons could a gorilla kill if the gorilla had a gun?
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Say Nothing posted:Also, Tyson couldn't beat a gorilla even if he had a gun. "Mofokeng was later convicted of rape, robbery and wounding a gorilla." Edit: It is not clear if the gorilla was the victim in all three crimes.
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Clochette posted:You guys ever read the letters to the editor? They're great. (Maybe NWS) someone from Lyndhurst would fuckin write that
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Say Nothing posted:Couple of tons. drat, that list. Number one - a microscopic bug. Number two - a tiny bug. Number 3 - a tiny bug, a little bigger than the last. Number 4 - gorilla. We expect bugs to be crazily powerful for their size by default. Still surprised by number 4...
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Alaois posted:someone from Lyndhurst would fuckin write that That was what caught my eye originally. At first I thought it was a fake name because "finocchio" is Italian slang for homosexual.
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Say Nothing posted:Couple of tons. Gorilla is Carthaginian.
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Thyroid medication don't do poo poo for centipedes in your vagina.
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Aesop Poprock posted:I'm glad to see SA is still discussing whether humans could beat an animal in a fight in 2015, I was worried mid-2000s GBS had that market cornered Five unarmed men vs. a bear was a pretty epic thread.
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Frostwerks posted:Mike Tyson wearing a suit of kittens vs koko the gorilla. if it helps pretty much any of the great ape sign language projects are viewed extremely skeptically and a lot of them that have been repeated as fact are pretty retarded if you attempt to take them at face value At most Gorillas and Chimps have been definitively shown to be able to communicate specific objects and actions but not put them together in a functional way, kind of like how dogs can recognize the same Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Clochette posted:You guys ever read the letters to the editor? They're great. (Maybe NWS)
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Antifreeze Head posted:Five unarmed men vs. a bear was a pretty epic thread. Do strange wikipedia articles count? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_versus_lion Talk page posted:This article, of dubious value in the first place, is still biased towards the tiger, but less so. I guess that's progress haha
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Say Nothing posted:Couple of tons. That article seems to thinking lifting something, pulling something, and carrying something are all equally difficult tasks.
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For most Goons, they are.
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Avshalom posted:i could defeat a tree frog ♪ someday you go through the rain, and someday you'll defeat a tree frog ♫
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Florida Man Mistakenly Texts Narcotics Captain To Sell Drugs; Gets Arrested
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Florida Man isn't having a good week. Florida Man says meth joke got him banned from Disney
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I honestly hope the Tyson vs. gorilla speculation goes on for several pages. Tyson would be destroyed by a gorilla, even if the gorilla gave him ten free punches. I dunno. Gorillas come from Africa. There are no bears in Africa. Let me repeat that. There are no bears in Africa. Way I figure it, gorillas run 'em out.
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gleebster posted:I dunno. Gorillas come from Africa. There are no bears in Africa. Let me repeat that. There are no bears in Africa. Way I figure it, gorillas run 'em out. Well there's bears just about everywhere else. Maybe Africa is the Gorilla Containment Continent for Bears?
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I reckon whoever does the Beeb's live updates is having a laugh today. Some of you will get this: 
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Wheat Loaf posted:I reckon whoever does the Beeb's live updates is having a laugh today. In case nobody is, I suggest you check out the UK politics thread, entitled: David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig That is not an exaggeration.
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Samovar posted:In case nobody is, I suggest you check out the UK politics thread, entitled: David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig What isn't known is that said pig was later turned into a bacon sandwich, and that bacon sandwich was eaten by Ed Miliband. Liz Truss knew: 
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Looks like Florida Man has gone and enlisted. Florida Soldier uses GoPro camera to catch estranged wife punching him in the testicles
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 (The best part of this page is the black bar of the pig's eyes.)
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Wheat Loaf posted:
Goddamnit Rooney, you're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.
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Samovar posted:In case nobody is, I suggest you check out the UK politics thread, entitled: David Cameron hosed a Dead Pig Clearly the dude did some twig-n-berries snooty-booping with a pig that couldn't give consent and that's messed up, no wonder its eyes are blacked out
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Hitler? That's clearly Edgar Allan Poe.
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I'm disappointed; I can't find the NT News saying anything amusing about the recent spill motion. Five PMs in five years and the  greatest newspaper has nothing snide to say? Come on, guys.E: VVV That's the sort of thing I was hoping for, thanks. AlphaKretin has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Sep 24, 2015 |
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