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let the porch cat in
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porch cats make really good dog toys just fyi
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Sep 14, 2015 23:41
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Why wouldn't you let a cat in
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Sep 15, 2015 00:00
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Did you let the cat in yet?
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Sep 15, 2015 11:49
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please let that cat in
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Sep 15, 2015 11:55
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Rickycat posted:please let that cat in Nice try, porchcat
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Sep 15, 2015 13:06
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Hi just seeing if you let the cat in
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Sep 15, 2015 13:09
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lol, just loving lol if you don't let the porch cat in.
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Sep 15, 2015 13:27
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Wheres the cat. Why isn't it in.
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Sep 16, 2015 05:20
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Gestalt Intellect posted:Wheres the cat. Why isn't it in. His forums name is Hitlers Gay Secret, ends up being worse than his namesake.
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Sep 16, 2015 05:43
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I'm gonna be the contrarian one and say don't let the cat in, just to add a little variety to the page. you should totally let the cat in. Speaking of cats: Tux why are you afraid of the brush. You sulk and hide under the coffee table when I get within ten feet of you with it. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Sep 16, 2015 |
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Sep 16, 2015 11:40
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Kill the cat and display his corpse on your porch for all other freeloading bastards in the area to see and learn from
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Sep 16, 2015 11:54
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Fraction posted:Kill ftfy
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Sep 16, 2015 12:04
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This cat sure has a lot of alt accounts, if he has access to these kinds of funds he's probably doing fine and you shouldn't let him in op
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Sep 16, 2015 12:39
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Party Boat posted:This cat sure has a lot of alt accounts, if he has access to these kinds of funds he's probably doing fine and you shouldn't let him in op counterpoint: He may have a comprehensive financial portfolio and wants to share wisdom like a feline yoda/warren buffett.
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Sep 16, 2015 12:42
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It's bad luck not to let a cat in. Unless you have cat hating German shepherds or something
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Sep 16, 2015 14:36
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Here's my neighborhood porch cat. He didn't want to go in. 
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Sep 16, 2015 15:04
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that cats already a fat rear end freeloader, dont be an enabler
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Sep 16, 2015 15:13
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it's common courtesy to invite a porch cat into your home, is all I'm saying. I didn't feed him but I did pet the hell out of him.
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Sep 16, 2015 16:07
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loving LET THE PORCH CAT IN, gently caress
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Sep 16, 2015 19:36
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JESUS loving CHRIST PEOPLE! He's my neighbor's cat. He lives at their house at night and comes to our house when they leave for work. He's a freeloader. gently caress, he goes right to their garage when they come home. Holy poo poo.
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Sep 17, 2015 00:47
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I still don't see a reason to not let him in.
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Sep 17, 2015 00:50
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Vincent Van Goat posted:I still don't see a reason to not let him in. Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?
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Sep 17, 2015 00:53
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house?
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Sep 17, 2015 01:07
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This is why America is failing. Nobody knows their neighbors anymore. Nobody shares their cat.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:07
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FactsAreUseless posted:This is why America is failing. Nobody knows their neighbors anymore. Nobody shares their cat. Too many neighbors like Triangulum
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Sep 17, 2015 03:26
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death 2 freeloaders
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Sep 17, 2015 05:08
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house? It takes a village. If nothing else you need to start letting it in to gently caress with your neighbor. Send him home with a new name tag with a really inappropriate or stupid name. Send it home wearing silly cat Halloween costumes. Basically when your neighbor sees his cat he should be wondering wtf.
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Sep 17, 2015 06:43
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Oscar, why the gently caress would you decide to sneak outside while I take delivery of a pizza? Do you not know your previous owner had you declawed? And I KNOW you see the dozen outdoor cats from your hours spent staring out the windows. You are lucky the delivery driver was a cat lady and corralled you within seconds, you fat jerk. This is your natural state. You are not a mighty hunter. 
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Sep 17, 2015 08:17
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Blackchamber posted:It takes a village. Hopefully with the end-goal of not letting it outside anymore. Outdoor cats are a menace.
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Sep 17, 2015 17:27
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:Would you care if your neighbor just started letting your cat live in their house? Something like 60% of outdoor cats have two families. It's just the way things are. Let the porch cat in.
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Sep 17, 2015 18:37
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Porch cat etiquette: 1) invite the porch cat into your home 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:44
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2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:45
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3) porch cat eats out its own rear end in a top hat to show his gratitude 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:48
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4) when he's done, pet the porch cat. 
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Sep 18, 2015 03:51
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Dear dogs: Can you please stay in one place while crapping? Don't waddle across the room so that I have to follow you around. One place. You're not competing in Cross Country making GBS threads.
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Sep 18, 2015 05:02
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Drum posted:Dear dogs: Why is your dog distance-making GBS threads in the house?
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Sep 18, 2015 05:03
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Puppy Galaxy posted:2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation Yup, he just stares into the house but doesn't enter.  I even picked him up and set him down and he walked out.Puppy Galaxy posted:4) when he's done, pet the porch cat. Doing a lot of this though. 
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Sep 18, 2015 05:10
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Pax: professional cat herder
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Puppy Galaxy posted:Porch cat etiquette: Puppy Galaxy posted:2) porch cat gracefully declines your invitation Puppy Galaxy posted:3) porch cat eats out its own rear end in a top hat to show his gratitude Puppy Galaxy posted:4) when he's done, pet the porch cat. This is some pro-level porch catting right here. You should become a teacher of porch cattery.
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