RareAcumen posted:

Hey, man whatever you wanna feel about Guy Fieri, that's your preoperative. I just think saying that people have to dress a certain way because of age is stupid. Criticize his appearance as much as you like.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Well you can always make fun of him for being a homophobic (as in literally scared of gays) pervert instead http://gawker.com/5850521/guy-fieri-accused-of-harassing-women-disliking-gays

Uhn posted:

RareAcumen posted:

It gets even more bewildering

AnonSpore posted:

You should watch this too (it also qualifies as afp!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo

Aesop Poprock posted:

PCOS Bill posted:

I think Guy Fieri is cool

Aesop Poprock posted:

A few months back I was on acid with a friend and there was a Guy Fieri marathon on TV that we couldn't figure out how to turn off and watching him cram oozing food into his face was one of the worst trip moments possible

PCOS Bill posted:

I think Guy Fieri is cool

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

AnonSpore posted:

You should watch this too (it also qualifies as afp!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTALYm62hWo

PubicMice posted:

A goon's nightmare:

Samizdata posted:

Do you see any loose corn? Well, DO YOU??

PubicMice posted:

A goon's nightmare:

PubicMice posted:

A goon's nightmare:

bunnyofdoom posted:

KFC trip report

RareAcumen posted:

Something breaded and crunchy probably shouldn't be put in a bowl of sauces or soup

RareAcumen posted:

black olives and food

Such Fun posted:

PubicMice posted:

notedit: Or maybe this?

Gridlocked posted:

And because of that one million dick-headed fanatic Dr Who... fan's are actually doing that claiming it's good.

Robot Mil posted:

Except it wasn't actually fishfingers, it was cake made to look like fishfingers. People are stupid.

For content, I don't even know what that green sludge is:

Robot Mil posted:

For content, I don't even know what that green sludge is:

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

pissing blood out my rear end

Such Fun posted:

His recipes do often honour your ancestral cuisine.

RareAcumen posted:

An example of things that maybe shouldn't go together

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Thank you.

Paladinus posted:

Brawnfire posted:

This looks delicious

Paladinus posted:

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

TRIP REPORT!



My boss sent me a novelty care package full of things like eucalyptus leaf cough drops and glitter. The most important thing of the package was this abomination I made my friends and I eat in a sports bar late last night.



It claims to be 70% milk chocolate, 25% caramel and 5% vegemite. Apparently 5% vegemite is enough to make my body induce purging less than an hour after consuming it (more on that later). The bar itself looks like a normal Cadbury chocolate bar except for the sticky sludge that leaked out on one end. The stuff oozing out smelt, looked and had the consistency of what you would find in a newborn's diaper.



I won't post the pictures of myself and my friends tasting, but this is a good approximation of it.



We all sat there in silence trying to figure out what it tasted like the most. One girl said it tasted like the powdered cheese packet from a kraft dinner box mixed with chocolate. The guy said it tasted like the aftertaste you get in your throat after vomiting. He also claimed it coated his back teeth so every time he went to instinctively lick his teeth clean he visibly cringed at us. He ended up chugging two glasses of water to try to get rid of it. To me, it tasted like someone had rubbed some dirty pennies and beef bullion against a chocolate bar and packaged it. I honestly thought I might have cut my tongue open on a tooth and was tasting blood instead of vegemite (spoilers, it was all vegemite).

We even offered the middle aged waiter with dyed grey mohawk some. We warned him it was vegemite but he waved us off saying "It can't be that bad." After shoving 3 pieces in his mouth at once he dropped the rest on the table and told us to get the gently caress out. He brought us our bill right after so I don't think he was joking about it.

I managed to get home, poo poo until I was pissing blood out my rear end for a few hours and then promptly went to sleep when my body gave out. My leg cramped half way through the night but it always does that anyway. It was only when I woke up this morning and realized that vegemite is made up of gluten and brewers yeast...which I am allergic to. Mystery solved.

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

Gridlocked posted:

I smother my toast in Vegemite like any good Australian. That is a pitiful amount in that chocolate. 3/10 wouldn't waste money when I could buy a jar and some bread and have breakfast (and lunch, and sometimes tea cause gently caress yeah Vegemite on toast) for a week.

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

TRIP REPORT!



My boss sent me a novelty care package full of things like eucalyptus leaf cough drops and glitter. The most important thing of the package was this abomination I made my friends and I eat in a sports bar late last night.



It claims to be 70% milk chocolate, 25% caramel and 5% vegemite. Apparently 5% vegemite is enough to make my body induce purging less than an hour after consuming it (more on that later). The bar itself looks like a normal Cadbury chocolate bar except for the sticky sludge that leaked out on one end. The stuff oozing out smelt, looked and had the consistency of what you would find in a newborn's diaper.



I won't post the pictures of myself and my friends tasting, but this is a good approximation of it.



We all sat there in silence trying to figure out what it tasted like the most. One girl said it tasted like the powdered cheese packet from a kraft dinner box mixed with chocolate. The guy said it tasted like the aftertaste you get in your throat after vomiting. He also claimed it coated his back teeth so every time he went to instinctively lick his teeth clean he visibly cringed at us. He ended up chugging two glasses of water to try to get rid of it. To me, it tasted like someone had rubbed some dirty pennies and beef bullion against a chocolate bar and packaged it. I honestly thought I might have cut my tongue open on a tooth and was tasting blood instead of vegemite (spoilers, it was all vegemite).

We even offered the middle aged waiter with dyed grey mohawk some. We warned him it was vegemite but he waved us off saying "It can't be that bad." After shoving 3 pieces in his mouth at once he dropped the rest on the table and told us to get the gently caress out. He brought us our bill right after so I don't think he was joking about it.

I managed to get home, poo poo until I was pissing blood out my rear end for a few hours and then promptly went to sleep when my body gave out. My leg cramped half way through the night but it always does that anyway. It was only when I woke up this morning and realized that vegemite is made up of gluten and brewers yeast...which I am allergic to. Mystery solved.

WOULD NOT RECOMMEND.

Cormac McCarthy posted:

Chipotle Mexican Grill
SOMA - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM

Three stars.

See that false burrito. See it swaddled in tinfoil on the desk in the bowels of that great tower, a bundle of meat and sauce in a place long ago ceded to silicone and copper. The stooped man eating that peasant food as if in consuming it he can escape to a farmfield in a verdant valley and look down and see blood running from his blisters and say, yes this is work. This is work. Instead his hands are clawlike and ruined by the keyboard and the mouse for he is a thing of bone and sinew in a sprawling contraption electric and of man’s creation but not of man at all. And were he to saw his breast open with that plastic knife and soak the carpet black with his hot blood and were he to look ceilingward like some stigmatic enraptured and with the bellows of his lungs let forth a soaring wail in that subbasement his screams would be swallowed by the acoustic panels and repulsed by the good steel door as if he had made no sound and spilled no blood at all.

Paladinus posted:

Haverchuck posted:

all this needs is a loaded revolver and a little sticky grocery list notepad for my suicide note