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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

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vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

if you wanna take it that way lol

just didnt see what the big deal was. blacking out is usually pretty funny


sick burn?

vains fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Sep 20, 2015

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Leather Bear posted:

Gave up smoking for good back in 2011, drink maybe a beer or two once a week if that, no drugs.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

quit smoking, barely drink at all (maybe at most once a month), and i smoke weed after i get out of work sometimes and giggle at the Colbert Late Show or Rick and Morty.

jeez maybe i should dial it back i have a beer or two most nights

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
gently caress that. forever rage like you're 19 and indestructible.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Two Finger posted:

jeez maybe i should dial it back i have a beer or two most nights

Same here. It's perfectly healthy and enjoyable, don't let the Puritans get you down.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





eh more that alcoholism runs in my family and i'm paranoid as gently caress about not realising it's got me until far too late

but i just like a cold beer with my dinner and another while playing xbone/doing whatever

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
2 beers a night? youre deffo an alki. get help

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

2 beers a night? youre deffo an alki. get help

Hi my name is Thurgood and I'm addicted to marijuana

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

2 beers a night? youre deffo an alki. get help

Is that really the standard now?

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Dead Reckoning posted:

Is that really the standard now?

If alcohol affects your social/work/family lifestyle or it's at the point in which you are unable to physically function/unable to perform work duties etc, then it's considered alcoholism. There isn't a defined limit, as someone who indulges in 40 beers every so often isn't technically an alcoholic if he doesn't have a psychological dependence on it, it just means he likes beer and is probably gonna end up in liver failure.


Which I guess is kind of a lovely definition, because when I am with my cousins if I'm not drunk I literally cannot stand to hear about them being "goth" or how cool coldplay is.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

1 or 2 beers a night? woah, hello hunter s. loving thompson

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





yeah i mean it's a hard thing to define really

i've heard more than 8 units a week being considered alcoholism but hell i spent four days on my mates yacht i probably was drinking 8 units a night

i don't feel like i need it to function so :shrug:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

lol a "unit" is 1/3 of a pint of 5-6% ABV beer, which is 5 oz

as in, not even half a can

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Naw, the whole "if you drink more than X amount of beers you're an alcoholic" is mainly an old wives tale and pretty much shrouded in myth, which may have only gotten traction because 1: there are enough advocacy groups against drinking that they'll take whatever "knowledge" bullets they can put into their gun to shoot the brains of the general population and 2: Usually individuals that partake in more than recommended alcoholic beverage guidelines do tend to have an increase risk for alcohol dependence.

A person who leaves work early "sick" only to go home and drink 2 beers, no more no less is considered an alcoholic since it affects his work life, especially if it's habitual, or the dude who physically cannot socially function unless he has 2 shots in him is considered an alcoholic. It's all about the dependence.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





really? it must be measured differently over here
oh sorry i meant standard drinks

http://www.alcohol.org.nz/help-advice/standard-drinks/whats-a-standard-drink

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Two Finger posted:

yeah i mean it's a hard thing to define really

i've heard more than 8 units a week being considered alcoholism but hell i spent four days on my mates yacht i probably was drinking 8 units a night

i don't feel like i need it to function so :shrug:

When I drink in the morning its less than 8 units and its medicinal

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I loving love america. I drove two minutes to a brewery down the street and bought a growler of beer and I've now ordered pizza. There are a lot of countries where you co uldn't do that. gently caress them.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
when did doctor drew get an account?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





growlers are pretty sweet tbh

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

we had a dude in my unit who was on orders not to drink and could routinely be found vomiting in the bathroom stall at 0800

he tried to be sly about it but he hosed up by wearing non-standard boots

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
loving addiction chat in the drunk thread

Here:





Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Rad Lieutenant posted:

loving addiction chat in the drunk thread

Here:







Butts are my addiction.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

loving addiction chat in the drunk thread



:eyepop:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Got a bigger version of this? My eyes took a ski jump off the end of her left tit and now I'm trying to figure out what's going on in the photo array at the bottom left.

e: nvm

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Sep 21, 2015

Delizin
Nov 9, 2005

It may not be interracial, but it is black and white.

at the date posted:

Got a bigger version of this? My eyes took a ski jump off the end of her left tit and now I'm trying to figure out what's going on in the photo array at the bottom left.

e: nvm



Do you know how I know your gay?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





at the date posted:

Got a bigger version of this? My eyes took a ski jump off the end of her left tit and now I'm trying to figure out what's going on in the photo array at the bottom left.

e: nvm



Thanks now I'm addicted to her

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
who wanna ride the white horse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anHmhBY9Ui0

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

germans are fuckin weird

this probably :nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8mlKehOHqE

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

extremely_my_shit.jpg

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Rad Lieutenant posted:

loving addiction chat in the drunk thread

Here:





EBB
Feb 15, 2005

re: alcoholism, if you have the shakes then you're a winner

before that it's a grey area

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

PINING 4 PORKINS posted:

we had a dude in my unit who was on orders not to drink and could routinely be found vomiting in the bathroom stall at 0800

he tried to be sly about it but he hosed up by wearing non-standard boots

One of my NCOs was on a no-alcohol order. Did well for a couple of weeks, went out of town to attend some school-related thing (I think he had to go see a play or something?), went to a bar alone and got shitfaced, then made the smartest decision of the night and hailed a cab. Unfortunately he fell as it pulled up and he smashed his face into the A-pillar of a moving loving car and ended up in the hospital for the night; obviously word got back.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Zeris posted:

Jesus guys going hard til your friends intervene is our most sacred entitlement as ~combat veterans~

Change this to "until you are dead" and QFT.

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?


No, Sorry! I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Dead Reckoning posted:

Is that really the standard now?

yes. judging by your response, you need help

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

yes. judging by your response, you need help
It's all under control, my man. 0-0-1-3.

ManMythLegend posted:

Tianna_Gregory_is_extremely_my_shit.jpg

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
literally shaking over here

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Deathy McDeath posted:

literally shaking over here

:ohdear:

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Deathy McDeath posted:

literally shaking over here

What's he doing hanging out with you?

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