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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone

ElwoodCuse posted:

The jig is up for Gothard, they can't afford to operate out of Chicago any more so they are moving to the Texas desert :laugh:

Source? That sounds great.

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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Top City Homo posted:

i doubt they discriminate that much considering the out of wedlock birthrate for single teenage mothers

those bitches are horny and stupid as gently caress

There are redpill incel/whatever the gently caress angry texan nerds.

How do you gently caress up that badly.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ronwayne posted:

There are redpill incel/whatever the gently caress angry texan nerds.

How do you gently caress up that badly.

My guess: by not playing football. Should have listened to your dads and learned to play football, nerds.

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Bill Gothard made the mistake of posting on Facebook, and responding to criticism by deleting every non-rapturous response.Go gently caress yourself you old piece of poo poo!

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Angela Christine posted:

My guess: by not playing football. Should have listened to your dads and learned to play football, nerds.

No, no, the guy I speak of was on the football team, in the army, and worked in a night club and still has failed to get laid, by any gender or thing.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

happyhippy posted:

How much diddling would a Josh Duggar diddle if a Josh Duggar could diddle Duggars.

At least 4 Duggars worth

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hey, why did Jim Bob decide on Michelle for a wife?

Because he dug her.

:haw:

Seriously, though, he's only slept with one woman.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Seriously, though, he's only slept with one woman.

Oh I get it, a "woman" is an adult female.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Buttcoin purse posted:

Oh I get it, a "woman" is an adult female.

I'm sure the bible defines "woman" as any girl who has had her first period though...

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Jim bob

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
None of this would have happened if Jim Bob's parents hadn't named him Jim Bob. Once you name a kid Jim Bob it's only a matter of time until they start their own christian themed incest cult

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



This is my dad and he simulates sex with my mom on the min-golf course, ama.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Decrepus posted:

This is my dad and he simulates sex with my mom on the min-golf course, ama.

Which of the rest did you Duggar?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
bob mij

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Ronwayne posted:

There are redpill incel/whatever the gently caress angry texan nerds.

How do you gently caress up that badly.

that is disturibing

texan girls are like fishing with dynamite

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Does he have eyebrows or did friction from all the pussy diving wear them off

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Top City Homo posted:

that is disturibing

texan girls are like fishing with dynamite

Seriously all you need in the south is like a pickup truck and you're all set for some of them. Granted I'm dating a girl originally from a Yankee state so :shrug:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Jam Blob

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
http://www.people.com/article/duggar-family-dressed-pirates-krispy-kreme-free-doughnuts

Well, can't make this poo poo up.

I Dunno
Apr 7, 2014


Back in the US again, eh? Plane ticket cost totally offset by free donuts.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
wait did someone actually name their kid derrick dillard

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

XMNN posted:

wait did someone actually name their kid derrick dillard

When you have a narrow view of the outside world you tend to limit what your kids can do usually down to Rapist or Minister.

lol usually it's both.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Ok, the babby's fake beard was sort of cute in a "hasn't yet grown into the taint of being a Duggar" way. That poor kid. No chance at all.

Someone free Jinger and Josiah! Surely now, with all the scandals and losing the show, it's time. Hell, the only way the Duggars can really make money now is if they let a spawn go and ghostwrite a tell all.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

empty sea posted:

Ok, the babby's fake beard was sort of cute in a "hasn't yet grown into the taint of being a Duggar" way. That poor kid. No chance at all.

Someone free Jinger and Josiah! Surely now, with all the scandals and losing the show, it's time. Hell, the only way the Duggars can really make money now is if they let a spawn go and ghostwrite a tell all.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2433514/josh-duggar-update-anna-duggar-dumped-the-kids-in-arkansas-anti-catholic-josh-must-really-hate-rehab/

It just doesn't stop.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


quote:

Anna and Josh Duggar’s son and daughter, Michael and Mackyenzie

Ugh, gently caress right off.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Jim Bab, banana fana, fo rom job.

Jim Bob, fee fie foe bim Bob.

J'Berb

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


Oh man you just know she's gettin' some Cuban or Puerto Rican dick right now.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ugh, gently caress right off.

Yeah I have seen some serious poo poo in my day, but God loving drat that name is an eye-opener

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, why did Jim Bob decide on Michelle for a wife?

Because he dug her.

:haw:

Seriously, though, he's only slept with one woman.

She's the only one not related to him by blood, maybe

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ugh, gently caress right off.

My neighbor is a crossfit weirdo who looks like you took the head of a 30 year old middle manager at a office supply chain and shoved it on the body of a failed pro wrestler. So of course he named his son Samurai.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
.--- .. -- / -... --- -...

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

i totally trust this man.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Nice warts, Jim Bob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wipeout posted:

Nice warts, Jim Bob

Uh, they're called "kids", and he's got a lot of them.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
01001010 01001001 01001101 01000010 01001111 01000010

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

The face of someone who was taught that smiling is something you only do in front of cameras.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EgVkHjn0yE

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Everdraed could do amazing things to that JimBob photo.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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