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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's probably listless from hunger

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
I appear to have entered into a friends with benefits type relationship with the dance instructor I shared a bed with on Friday night.

That popped airbed continues to pay dividends. Thank you shitey Argos quality control.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Jose posted:

she seemed interested



then



story of your life mate

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Boat posted:

story of your life mate

wow.

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?
If you need another dog to look after, please ask - we can lend you our little shitbag...

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



if claudette was in the wire she'd be 'good police'

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Kluliss posted:

If you need another dog to look after, please ask - we can lend you our little shitbag...

lol we have three confirmed dogkillers in this thread and even more who are willing to let others do the dirty work

Kluliss
Mar 6, 2011

Cake, is it a drug, or is it simply a delicious chocolatey piece of heaven?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lol we have three confirmed dogkillers in this thread and even more who are willing to let others do the dirty work

don't want our grotbag to be dead, I just want her to go away and come back less of a poo poo...and preferably alive...

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Kluliss posted:

don't want our grotbag to be dead, I just want her to go away and come back less of a poo poo...and preferably alive...
that's what the mcanns said

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"dear, what's portuguese for 'patio'?"

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
David Cameron hosed a pig

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



mfcrocker posted:

David Cameron hosed a pig

Again? Or is this just a rehash of the 2011 scandal?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Ratjaculation posted:

Again? Or is this just a rehash of the 2011 scandal?

He literally put his dick in the mouth of a dead pig as an initiation ritual in uni.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

lets see jezza top that

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Maybe he'll exhume Thatcher. Then they can both have a go.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh wow it seems like he might actually have bummed a dead pig in the gob

i cant wait to see how the sun try to spin this in his favour

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Bobby Deluxe posted:

oh wow it seems like he might actually have bummed a dead pig in the gob

i cant wait to see how the sun try to spin this in his favour

Yeah this wasn't some flippant leftie comment it's literally a news story

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They'll just accuse Ashcroft of being a jealous lying turncoat or suttin'.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Oh ok, nice one Dave

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Bobby Deluxe posted:

I cant wait to see how the sun try to spin this in his favour

Primeminister's act displays courage and shows how far he will go for the greater good of a group. Also proves he isn't a Muslim.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
i was secretly afraid that he might be a Muslim

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
hello

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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My legs are tired today

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Have you been putting them in pigs

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


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No I ran 13.1 miles around Warrington, some say it was for a half marathon, some say it was because I was looking for Bozza so we could have a pint. Who knows.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

Have you been putting them in pigs

taffs welsh so sheep are more his thing

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

The Big Taff Man posted:

No I ran 13.1 miles around Warrington, some say it was for a half marathon, some say it was because I was looking for Bozza so we could have a pint. Who knows.

Your half marathon delayed my coach home!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
what time did you run it in taff

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Bobby Deluxe posted:

oh wow it seems like he might actually have bummed a dead pig in the gob

Nice Videogaiden reference there

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

a what now

Daius
Sep 10, 2010

Pedricko knew

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

Jose posted:

what time did you run it in taff

1hr 56:59

Was delighted with that, trainings gone a bit poo poo and didnt think I could get under the 2 hours. Best time in training (where we take it slow) has been 2hrs 20.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i mean who hasn't put their dong in a pigs mouth?

oh a literal pig? rip

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

thatll do pig, thatll do

Pedricko
Apr 7, 2008

Daius posted:

Pedricko knew

Ham faced man puts manhood in ham face

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

you should hang a disclaimer on your stall, 'guaranteed 100% cameron free'

or are you not able to make that guarantee

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do any of the excel work users know of a good way to transform a bunch of xls files into csv at once?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i know of a spell

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i can probably write you a macro if you don't need it today

loop through them all in a folder and save as, with filetype:=56

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i don't and that would own. i'm currently on open office until we get some copies of office 2016 but since its released tomorrow should be soon

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