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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ugh, gently caress right off. I work in a gift shop with some personalized items, and I overheard someone say "Oh, they have Emily, but it's not spelled right." Her friend asked how it was spelled. "Emileigh." loving WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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Picnic Princess posted:I work in a gift shop with some personalized items, and I overheard someone say "Oh, they have Emily, but it's not spelled right." Her friend asked how it was spelled. "Emileigh." Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake. Though it seems this stuff is becoming more prevalent, that there will be nothing special or interesting being among the millions of poor bastards who have to phonetically spell ther name, every time. I'm so glad my name is plain old James, and not Jahmmes or the like (apologies to anyone named Jahmmes) Oh, the PYF stupid names thread is a goldmine of this stuff Yermaw Zahoor fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Sep 22, 2015 |
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake. Jaymes
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Bonzo posted:Jaymes BOHB
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Djyhm Bahbe
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Sister Fucker. It's pronounced Josh Duggar.
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Yermaw Zahoor posted:Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake. 
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Sister: You are Duggar now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. We have many fine women. Anna is the best singer. Josh Duggar: I don't want Anna. Sister: Anna is a good hunter. Josh Duggar: Yes, she is a good hunter. But I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me. Sister: [smiles] She already has. [They kiss]
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Amarcarts posted:Sister: You are Duggar now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. We have many fine women. Anna is the best singer. Too consensual.
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The Bible posted:Too consensual. You forgot to turn to the next page: Everything inside of her couldn't stop screaming no. No no no nononoNoNoNONONONONOOOO! Despite this, she tried to hide the panic in her watery eyes as she focused on keeping a rictus grin on her face, and not on the clumsy, doughy meat sausages pawing at her womanhood through her extremely modest dress. "Boys sure can't help themselves," she thought "I should have just stayed inside and prayed all day." As she processed her guilt for what was happening she was also relieved. She knew from her other sisters that this would be over soon. That's when his left fist slammed into her right eye socket. He was fond of this one.
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Her inner goddess was doing the Dance of the Seven Veils.
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That's better. Old Testament worthy, even.
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This is also his O face. And his 'Josh you are a loving disgrace, I knew I should have shot you in the barn when I had the chance' face.
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Pvt.Scott posted:You forgot to turn to the next page: what a whore
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happyhippy posted:This is also his O face. This is a very disturbing thought. "Oh yeah... ohhh yeah, that's good, just like that... mmhmm... I'm gonna, I'm gonna.... uhh..... UUUHHHH......J'YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..." 
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Oh dear. I'm tempted to make up a more outlandish one, but it would make me sad if it was real too. fake edit - Oh, if you search that "name" there's a great Yahoo! Answers post with a guy saying it's how gay people pronounce the name James.
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Amarcarts posted:Sister: *snores lightly* Fixed it up a bit fo ya there chief
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Hooded Reptile posted:http://www.people.com/article/duggar-family-dressed-pirates-krispy-kreme-free-doughnuts http://www.amazon.com/Sodomy-Pirate-Tradition-Seventeenth-Century-Caribbean/dp/0814712363
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Jim the fundie Bob lives in a "church" And frolicks in the autumn mist in a land called Tontitown Little Duggar girls were loved by that rascal Josh And tempted him with their ankle skirts and other whorish things
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Like I said, JUST DOESN'T STOP. http://starcasm.net/archives/329786 (Although with 19 kids in each family, it seems bound to happen at some point!)
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Hooded Reptile posted:Like I said, Oh no, if those two families are joined they will become unstoppable!
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That is a ton of doughnuts is the whole family trying to get diabetes?
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جم بوب
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Tardigrade posted:جم بوب Not like I didn't have my suspicions as to what this was, but I literally laughed out loud at work when I checked it out. 
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01001010 01001001 01001101 01000010 01001111 01000010 you will be pleasantly surprised http://binarytranslator.com/
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Hooded Reptile posted:Like I said, So guessing they're trying to find a gravy train now. Can't wait for what new skeletons pop out!
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PathAsc posted:Jim the fundie Bob lives in a "church" Together they would travel in an overstuffed RV The daughters kept a lookout so that they could shout "Nike!" Mike Huckabee and TLC would bow whene'er they came Authorities would drop charges when Bob hairsprayed his mane
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Duggarbates
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Top City Homo posted:01001010 01001001 01001101 01000010 01001111 01000010 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100 01110011
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Broenheim posted:01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100111 01101111 01110100 01110011 00001010 00001010
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cumshitter posted:Together they would travel in an overstuffed RV  nice rendition
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I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay Man, if he's gonna view porn, it'd better be straight porn!
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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay I don't really get that whole thing. You believe homosexual man on man butt stuff is a sin, as it is clearly called out as forbidden in the code of ancient laws meant for another people used as an example as to why following rules doesn't lead to salvation. You also believe that having sexual desire for another man is a choice for everyone. Every single person ever, consciously (apparently even straight women) said to themselves, "I think I'll check out the boys today, see what I like." Ok, so Jesus Christ, the literal incarnation of God, not just a dude, but the creator of the loving universe, to make his point about how all men are doomed without the gift of salvation said, "you see that chick over there? I bet you guys thought about tapping that just now when I pointed her out. Guess what, just thinking about doing something, even if you don't act on it, has stained your spirit enough to keep you from me." Alright, so what does it matter? Without accepting the gift of salvation, it doesn't matter what you do or don't do, and once you do accept the gift, you are called on try try and live with love and kindness, putting God first in your life and having everything else flow from that. Does it matter if some dude blows another dude? Only if it causes him to lose focus on God. Technically Jim Bob should just be living life to its fullest knowing his family and friends are all awaiting him in paradise. People try to make this poo poo way harder than it needs to be. I'm getting soft in my old age. I used to be such an angry atheist. Now I'm just like, hey, that's your thing? Cool. Could you at least read the manual? No...sigh
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Someone shop Jim bobs head onto the monster in the rabbit cave from Holy Grail.
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Bada bada bummm http://www.eonline.com/news/697264/will-law-order-svu-take-on-ashley-madison-and-the-duggar-family-controversies
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Clochette posted:JIMU BOBU Same!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Bada bada bummm Don't you mean  ?Ashley Madison should be on CSI: Cyber though  I mean I've never seen the show but still I have seen 19 Kids and Counting though
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