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Vogler posted:You're a Swede, right? I know because you seem homo Swedes are easy to spot because they consider all other whiteys savage barbarians. Also, they're really gay.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:12
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We're basically present day Ancient Greeks.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:18
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:do people from norway and sweden hate eachother too, or is it just directed towards finland? Norwegians and Swedes are pretty much the same. The culture and people are so alike that any outsider would find it very difficult to find any differences between the two nations apart from the fact that Norway has tons of oil and Sweden doesnt Even the languages are so similiar that people from Norway and Sweden can usually understand eachother just fine. poo poo they used to be one country.. Zzulu fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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Sep 26, 2015 19:21
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Swedes don't like sitting in a hot dark room sweating with a bunch of naked men, beating themselves with branches and drinking vodka therefore they gay. Makes sense to me. 
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Sep 26, 2015 19:24
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hard counter posted:Nobody really hates each other although the swede often needs to be taken down a peg. Finland is just weird though. Scandinavia proper shares a mutually intelligible language family, especially if there's a norwegian to middleman danish and swedish, and a close history starting at the viking age. They share a large number of traditions, cultural quirks, etc as a result even though everyone's doing their own thing. Interesting, thanks. can you tell me more about this government maze booze system?
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Sep 26, 2015 19:28
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No one understands Danish though Sometimes not even the danes
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Sep 26, 2015 19:33
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Danish sounds like turbo-Frysian to me.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:34
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Interesting, thanks.
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Sep 26, 2015 19:35
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Interesting, thanks.  that's the port building you have to navigate before you get to the ship that takes you towards Estonia
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Sep 26, 2015 19:36
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or if you are a pro, you just make your own booze only lazy people go to alko
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Sep 26, 2015 19:42
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Long drink
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Sep 26, 2015 20:15
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Interesting, thanks. clever swedes realized that by making the finn travel long distances for his booze you limit his alcohol consumption to what he can carry that limit encourages brief periods of sobriety in an otherwise ungovernable people the trick is currently working but... ... finns are evolving
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Sep 26, 2015 20:54
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Hob_Gadling posted:
IDK, booze dispensaries appear to be easily accessible in that maze (they even have 2 in case you miss one). Triple A posted:or if you are a pro, you just make your own booze Will they let me make my own booze in that maze?
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Sep 26, 2015 20:57
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hard counter posted:clever swedes realized that by making the finn travel long distances for his booze you limit his alcohol consumption to what he can carry finns are actually only governable when they are in a drunken stupor
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Sep 26, 2015 21:03
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What are the laws in Finland that make booze so hard to get? Is it like Washington with the whole state run liquor stores?
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Sep 26, 2015 21:07
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Hobohemian posted:What are the laws in Finland that make booze so hard to get? Is it like Washington with the whole state run liquor stores? state owned stores, yes
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Tuxedo Gin posted:finns are actually only governable when they are in a drunken stupor tbf the stupor sweet spot juuust before the inevitable black out is still hard to achieve w/o trickery Hobohemian posted:What are the laws in Finland that make booze so hard to get? Is it like Washington with the whole state run liquor stores? it's taxed hard enough that finns do bootlegging runs to estonia to maximize their income-to-ethanol conversion
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Sep 26, 2015 21:24
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steady posted:Will they let me make my own booze in that maze? technically it's illegal but the cops don't give a poo poo unless you start selling it
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Sep 26, 2015 21:26
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Son of Rodney posted:helsinki is hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miqqtqUY7ts
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Sep 26, 2015 21:37
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I just went on your ALKO site and lmao at how expensive liquor is in your poo poo country .
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Sep 26, 2015 21:41
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Swedes think they are oh so progressive, but if they didn't have big buffer zone called Finland between them and Russia they would be making GBS threads their pants. Actually they are still sitting their pants every time Russia decides to do something Russian even though it's us the blonde mongols that have to deal with them directly. Why is everyone hating on mongols?
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Sep 26, 2015 21:47
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Are the rumors about docking being a finish sauna tradition true?
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Soft Shell Crab posted:Swedes think they are oh so progressive, but if they didn't have big buffer zone called Finland between them and Russia they would be making GBS threads their pants. Actually they are still sitting their pants every time Russia decides to do something Russian even though it's us the blonde mongols that have to deal with them directly. Why is everyone hating on mongols? They're well prepared https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw3e64sosEg
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Sep 26, 2015 21:58
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Morol posted:Are the rumors about docking being a finish sauna tradition true?
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Sep 26, 2015 22:10
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DeepQantas posted:only non-sexual docking in sauna Docking is acceptable if the top bench is full, as cock in rear end is preferable to sitting on a lower bench like a pussy
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Sep 26, 2015 22:12
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Soft Shell Crab posted:Swedes think they are oh so progressive, but if they didn't have big buffer zone called Finland between them and Russia they would be making GBS threads their pants. Jan Salmi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were russians in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to King Sweden were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Jan was a conscript for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the hornets and he said to dad "I want to be on the skies, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY RUSSIANS!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the base of the FAF he knew there were russians. "This is King Sweden," the radio crackered. "You must fight the russians!" So Jan gotted his knock-off AK47 and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US," said the russians! "I will shoot at him," said the spetsnaz and he fired the rocket missiles. Jan shot at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the russians," he shouted! The radio said "No, Jan. You are the russians." And then, Jan remembered he was just drunk again.
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Sep 26, 2015 22:16
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Double Bill posted:Docking is acceptable if the top bench is full, as cock in rear end is preferable to sitting on a lower bench like a pussy This is of course humor, as we are talking on Something Awful. The correct way of getting a seat on the top bench is to throw more water on the stove until someone gives up, collapses or dies. Usually people do not give up before suffering some degree of burns if you sit in a prestigious public sauna.
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Sep 26, 2015 23:15
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Hob_Gadling posted:This is of course humor, as we are talking on Something Awful. The correct way of getting a seat on the top bench is to throw more water on the stove until someone gives up, collapses or dies. Usually people do not give up before suffering some degree of burns if you sit in a prestigious public sauna. I lolling reading about a Finn who died in a world sauna contest.
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hard counter posted:Jan Salmi waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were russians in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to King Sweden were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. is this a meme or did you right it holy poo poo im dyin
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extra stout posted:is this a meme or did you right it holy poo poo im dyin it's a spin on a old doom fan fiction.
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etalian posted:it's a spin on a old doom fan fiction. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/08/sauna-championship-russian-dead this is very relevant sort of this is the next finnish article i saw lmao god damnit quote:Finland’s government has condemned hardline nationalists who threw stones and launched fireworks at a bus of asylum seekers arriving at a reception centre in the southern town of Lahti.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:17
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Americans love Scandinavians, but don't know which ones.
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Sep 27, 2015 00:36
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Pon de Bundy posted:that's fascinating but Southern Europe is way more interesting better weather and our women are much better looking why are you constantly pimping your dumb albanian whores on everyone? you want swedish adonises to come over and gently caress your tukeyfied women that much?
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etalian posted:I lolling reading about a Finn who died in a world sauna contest. No, he was a Russian. The contestant who took the same beating, fell into a coma and lived. He was the Finn. Also, sauna is the place where you live and die. gently caress you for making me pick a specific Finnish person who broke the tradition.
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There was some Michigan Yooper guy on American Pickers one time that I assume was a Finn because the only interests he seemed to have other than hoarding poo poo were sauna and swimming in Lake Superior in winter. No mention of crippling alcoholism or his many, many fine hanging trees on the property.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:21
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hard counter posted:Finland on the other hand is this odd swampland with a legit inbred people speaking a legit byzantine language. Finns are a very surly, belligerent folk, depressively melancholic and obnoxious drunks that would be shitfaced 24-7 if their government didn't make them run a maze to find booze everytime. They're dudes that serious-brag about how many russians they've killed historically and anything they don't like they call gay or homo. As you can see finns have way more in common with russians than scandinavians, though Putin hasn't yet mastered the citizen-maze-booze system, but since enough swedes have lived there to give them a functioning social democracy Finland usually tags along by geographical & political association despite being the obviously creepy one. swedish antiracist.txt
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Sep 27, 2015 01:22
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Finnish people are always pretty chill and roll with the punches about Finland; I've yet to meet one who gets angry about people making fun of the Finns. Great people to drink with, they don't tend to get rowdy.
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Sep 27, 2015 01:22
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lol that Finland is not a frontier country
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