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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I guess if it's cold and boring, then all you can do is get drunk or spend all day in the gym, kind of like Russia.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Hob_Gadling posted:

No, he was a Russian. The contestant who took the same beating, fell into a coma and lived. He was the Finn.

Also, sauna is the place where you live and die. gently caress you for making me pick a specific Finnish person who broke the tradition.

lol

On 7 August 2010, Russian finalist and former third-place finisher Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish five-time champion Timo Kaukonen passed out after six minutes in the sauna, both suffering from terrible burns and trauma. According to a spectator who asked not to be identified, Kaukonen was able to leave the sauna with assistance, but Ladyzhensky had to be dragged out, and almost immediately went into cramps and convulsions.

Ladyzhensky's autopsy concluded that he had died of third-degree burns. His death was aided by his use of strong painkillers and local anesthetic grease on his skin. Kaukonen was competing according to the rules.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

:frog:Ausfahrt.

Hobohemian fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Sep 27, 2015

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Also, go to Finland if you wanna get laid.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagersta

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sweden looks like a penis

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
sweden is the dong (hence their gay fag homos) and finland is the balls

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

etalian posted:

lol

On 7 August 2010, Russian finalist and former third-place finisher Vladimir Ladyzhensky and Finnish five-time champion Timo Kaukonen passed out after six minutes in the sauna, both suffering from terrible burns and trauma. According to a spectator who asked not to be identified, Kaukonen was able to leave the sauna with assistance, but Ladyzhensky had to be dragged out, and almost immediately went into cramps and convulsions.

Ladyzhensky's autopsy concluded that he had died of third-degree burns. His death was aided by his use of strong painkillers and local anesthetic grease on his skin. Kaukonen was competing according to the rules.

russians hate the rules

its in their blood

following the rules is for friers

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
Does every house have a sauna in Finland, or is it more of part of a town's communal infrastructure?

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo posted:

why are you constantly pimping your dumb albanian whores on everyone?


you want swedish adonises to come over and gently caress your tukeyfied women that much?

lol u madd

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nauta posted:

sweden is the dong (hence their gay fag homos) and finland is the balls

this guy gets it

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Nauta posted:

finland is the balls

lol

Hmmm finland is objectively one of the happiest, most prosperous countries in the world, has the actual best education system in the world and the least government corruption. Truly life is hell unending and the only way out is a bullet to the brain right loving now

- typical finn

what huge balls

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Asian countries are number 1 at math, science and also suicide

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

Asian countries are number 1 at math, science and also suicide


the US is happy to being the loser here

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

etalian posted:

Asian countries are number 1 at math, science and also suicide


Wow, nobody kills themselves in Mexico.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

im mad at you pushing ur half ape unibrowned bitches

nah man ur women are fine, like hairier italians

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Sep 27, 2015

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Hobohemian posted:

Wow, nobody kills themselves in Mexico.

cartels do it for them

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

cartels do it for them

:(

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Hobohemian posted:

Wow, nobody kills themselves in Mexico.

they dont get the chance to

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Im part Lithuanian. Is that good? ie: No mongolian in them?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Bumming Your Scene posted:

Im part Lithuanian. Is that good? ie: No mongolian in them?

Literally everyone in Asia and Europe can trace their lineage directly to Genghis Khan himself

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fashionable Jorts posted:

Literally everyone in Asia and Europe can trace their lineage directly to Genghis Khan himself

it's more central asia than anything else

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Bumming Your Scene posted:

Im part Lithuanian. Is that good? ie: No mongolian in them?

it is good as long as you can accept that your life begins with potato and ends by your own hand

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

so how do finns justify picking the losing side in WWII?

We just wanted to kill more russians....

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



etalian posted:

it's more central asia than anything else

Only the most pasty of irishmen can claim they avoided the Mongol influence.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Fashionable Jorts posted:

Only the most pasty of irishmen can claim they avoided the Mongol influence.

honestly if you are irish you might as well claim full mongolian ancestry to save some face on the genetic level

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Shadow posted:

"animal husbandry" sounds like they're loving their livestock :stare:

that's called using every part of the animal

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Finland isn't Finland's fault. It's what happens when put something between vikiings and tzars.

Finland could enjoy that the norse are slowly making it illegal to not have a vagina and that Russia seems to be progressing backwards, if it was not for the fact Finland is Finland.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bumming Your Scene posted:

Im part Lithuanian. Is that good? ie: No mongolian in them?

The mongols never conquered real americans

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
im slav

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I'm Polish

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Basque are the only real Europeans. Everyone else is roman reject scum.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hobohemian posted:

Basque are the only real Europeans. Everyone else is roman reject scum.

you did a fantastic job

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Randarkman posted:

My mom told me that when growing up Norwegian TV used to broadcast Finnish television theater during the day. She describes it as being minimalist and absurd, basically just a stage with some chairs and people drinking and arguing and someone committing suicide at the end.

huh art imitates life

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014
Finland's greatest success is making the Slavic world look sober.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fellbat posted:

Finland's greatest success is making the Slavic world look sober.

also proved that hunting soviets is really entertaining.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

etalian posted:

also proved that hunting soviets is really entertaining.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

etalian posted:

also proved that hunting soviets is really entertaining.

Have we talked about ol' white death yet. How much liquor does a man need to become immune to being shot in the head.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Also russians were so badly prepared they still had their green uniforms.

Green uniform plus snowy backdrop made for a fun turkey shoot.

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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