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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


flashy_mcflash posted:

Stop picking at it, Shawn Shultz, or it'll never heal

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Gavok posted:

I thought Leonard Cohen was "Mr. Everybody Knows."

"Everybody knows the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain lied"

wizardstick
Apr 27, 2013
"Mr Not Even Wikipedia Knows' Shawn Shultz

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Fat Lowtax posted:

The Brooke Hogan wedding was good

I will always love the wedding where AJ Styles accidentally ended up marrying Karen because he said "I do" instead of Kurt.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

rovert posted:

"Everybody knows the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain lied"

ha ha

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

wizardstick posted:

"Mr Not Even Wikipedia Knows' Shawn Shultz

He was an undercarder on an indie show I went to in like 2005, so there's that.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Is TNA going to make it to 2016?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


rovert posted:

"Everybody knows the boat is leaking. Everybody knows the captain lied"

wizardstick posted:

"Mr Not Even Wikipedia Knows' Shawn Shultz

I love these equally.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

flashy_mcflash posted:

Mr Everybody Knows? Sure, ok.



who the gently caress is that and why would I pay money to see him?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

coconono posted:

who the gently caress is that and why would I pay money to see him?

Shawn Shultz. But you already knew that.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Mr. Nobody Watches

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Codependent Poster posted:

Mr. Nobody Watches

For TNA, that's a competitive title.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

unless the dude is like a local deity in the local market, there's zero reason why you put him on a loving poster.

I'm a moron in the stands and I know more than Dixie Carter and her successful PR company.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The Cheex Memorial Battle Royal

http://www.impactwrestling.com/news/item/6745-Bound-For-Gold-at-Bound-For-Glory

quote:

While EC3 and Drew Galloway will compete in The Main Event at Bound For Glory for The World Championship, a host of others will compete for a future Title opportunity. It will be the “Bound For Glory: Bound For Gold Gauntlet Match” where the last man standing in the ring will earn a coveted chance to achieve greatness. The field is like a who’s who of wrestling royalty.

Mr. Anderson is a former 2x TNA World Champion who would love to get back to the top.

Abyss is a TNA Original who would love to win The TNA World Title in his Hall of Fame worthy career.

Robbie E had a great summer and could make it an even better fall if he can win this gauntlet match.

Plus, newcomer Aiden O’Shea, Chris Melendez, Jessie Godderz and others will all be competing. The big question is who will enter when and keep in mind, the later you enter the better chance you have of winning. The match starts with 2 men and after timed intervals another wrestler enters the match; you are eliminated when both feet go over the top rope and touch the floor below.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
does TNA literally not employ a copy editor, good lord

they did manage to use a semi-colon correctly so they have that going for them I guess

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

"you are eliminated when both feet go over the top rope and touch the floor below." This really bothers me.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


My inner grammar nazi is going crazy at that article, goddamn

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DJExile posted:

My inner grammar nazi is going crazy at that article, goddamn

I'm the man inside you.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

coconono posted:

"you are eliminated when both feet go over the top rope and touch the floor below." This really bothers me.

Probably because it mentions Chris Melendez a couple of lines before.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Did Melendez get his leg back yet

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
"Bound For Glory: Bound For Gold Gauntlet Match" is the worst name I've ever heard. It's worse than my insistence on "The Funny-in-the-prank Sadder Match".

Also it's an eight man Royal Rumble?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Golden Bee posted:

"Bound For Glory: Bound For Gold Gauntlet Match" is the worst name I've ever heard. It's worse than my insistence on "The Funny-in-the-prank Sadder Match".

Also it's an eight man Royal Rumble?

they don't have 30 men on the roster so probably

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
My favorite part is the meager distance between "A who's who of wrestling royalty!" to "Robbie E had a good summer"

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
If the Gauntlet is a who's who of wrestling then why isn't Mr Everybody Knows in it, huh?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

corn in the bible posted:

If the Gauntlet is a who's who of wrestling then why isn't Mr Everybody Knows in it, huh?

hes not signed for bfg

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

ayn rand hand job posted:

Did Melendez get his leg back yet

It turned on him.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jenny Angel posted:

My favorite part is the meager distance between "A who's who of wrestling royalty!" to "Robbie E had a good summer"

My favorite part is they make a list about wrestling royalty and immediately start with Mr. Anderson.

Actually, holy poo poo, he may in fact be the most prestigious name they have left at this point (that can still wrestle, of course).

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008

RZApublican posted:

Actually, holy poo poo, he may in fact be the most prestigious name they have left at this point (that can still wrestle, of course).
But when it comes to prestigious names, he counts double.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


All I know is that I have just lost some potentially heartwarming memory so that I will never be able to forget Shawn Schultz.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Mr. Errbody In The Club Getting Tipsy

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Will there be a turkey on a pole?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I Before E posted:

Mr. Errbody In The Club Getting Tipsy

Mister everybody forming an orderly queue to have you thoroughly beaten and summarily shat upon.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


A who's who of wrestling royalty...

Mr. Anderson

Abyss

Robbie E.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Why won't they just lie down and die?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

HulkaMatt posted:

A who's who of wrestling royalty...

Mr. Anderson

Abyss

Robbie E.

Chikara's roster could even put up a decent fight against that offering

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
It's the craziest thing. I'm on my way to the subway and there's a crowd of kids at the bus stop all doing the Shera Shuffle.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
Congrats on finding the TNAMecca meetup.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Pope Corky the IX posted:

It's the craziest thing. I'm on my way to the subway and there's a crowd of kids at the bus stop all doing the Shera Shuffle.

How does it compare to the Bentley Bounce?t

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I wonder if Marc Etkind is one of the 'dummies' who doesn't care about +3 ratings?
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/discovery-science-destination-america-marc-etkind-jane-latman-1201603897/

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

flashy_mcflash posted:

I wonder if Marc Etkind is one of the 'dummies' who doesn't care about +3 ratings?
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/discovery-science-destination-america-marc-etkind-jane-latman-1201603897/

please, Marc, mercifully kill this venture.

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