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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



I've heard a Bennet called a Roosevelt. Also, in a situation like that, I would just drink call spirits and highballs.

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Reiterpallasch
Nov 3, 2010



Fun Shoe
Kenning/anyone else with punching experience, do you mind if I pick your brains for a sec? I'm planning on making a batch of Frank Forrester's punch for my going-away thing at my job, and ran a test batch of it yesterday for some friends of mine. Reactions were mostly positive--it was "delicious", "quite good", "I definitely want more", etc--but quite a few people mentioned that it needed something. Specifically, I got plenty of feedback basically saying that it tasted more like a slightly done up cup of cheap champagne rather than an alcoholic punch. I'm pretty sure I mixed it in the proportions given by Wondrich/Kenning so I'm thinking that the culprit is the economizing I did with ingredients.

I used the Californian Chandon brut instead of actual champagne, Gran Gala for my curacoa, and some cheap BevMo label of cognac (Maison Rouge, $22 for the VSOP, quite successful in Major Bird's punch). Alternatively, maybe the ice block was too fast melting, or I messed up the oleosaccharium. (Come to think of it, I used superfine sugar because that was what I had sitting around. Would superfine be effective at all in extracting the oils from the lemon peel?)

I'm thinking about just lowering the proportion of sparkling wine in the final punch, too.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I can understand somebody working in a college bar not knowing what a gimlet or a Bennet is, but you should be able to say "Gin, lime, simple with a few dashes of bitters" and get what you want. I've been in that exact situation (with a gimlet), actually.

Rashomon
Jun 21, 2006

This machine kills fascists
Bennet sounds interesting, it's basically just a lime Fitzgerald? I love Gimlets so I should check it out.

angor
Nov 14, 2003
teen angst
I think it's a gimlet with bitters. Sounds excellent.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

Rashomon posted:

Bennet sounds interesting, it's basically just a lime Fitzgerald? I love Gimlets so I should check it out.

Basically.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Reiterpallasch posted:

Kenning/anyone else with punching experience, do you mind if I pick your brains for a sec?


I'm no punchmeister, but I've made a dozen or so in the last few years and they've all been at least good, and a number of them went over extremely well. I don't have the magic punch book, but just as some general comments:

- when I need an earthy and inexpensive champagne substitute, I use basic Spanish cava. It's not the most refined stuff, but it's hearty enough to hold up against other ingredients and doesn't taste "cheap" in the same way as bad bubbly.
- for the oleosaccharum, what did your sugar look like after you rested the peels in it? Was it just slightly wet/scented or did it turn into a gooey mess? How many hours did you leave the peels in the sugar? Usually in the U.S. with lemons (and I usually use panela/jaggery, those bricks of dark cane sugar) the sugar goes full on oozy and just reeks of citrus oil, and it makes a huge impact on the final flavor. I don't know if a darker sugar would throw the palette off for your recipe, but I tend to make heavy punches.
- for the ice, are you making one huge block to drop in, vice smaller cubes, so it doesn't water down too fast?

Just some initial thoughts.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Try adjusting the flavor with saline, acid (ascorbic, usually. Or powdered citric acid) or bitters first. Sounds like the balance isn't quite there. Or fresh herbs or mint if it just needs a little pop.

The oleo and the brandy/cognac should add a fair amount of richness and viscosity to the texture, should definitely be bolder than just a sprtized up glass of bubbly.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



What bitters would you recommend for a classic dacquiri (Rum, fresh lime juice, simple syrup). A citrus one?

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
You could do citrus but I don't like any commercially available ones, they aren't very good. I prefer to make my own, or Regans if you want to just buy one.

I'd try hibiscus, cardamom, lavender, angostura or celery, personally. Sort of depends on what you want the outcome to be? Bitters are usually an accent note, so they don't have to necessarily "go with" the other flavors in a drink.

Buy a sampler pack and go hog wild? I've enjoyed many a daiquiri with a few spritzes of rose water in the glass.

Klauser
Feb 24, 2006
You got a dick with that problem!?!

bunnyofdoom posted:

What bitters would you recommend for a classic dacquiri (Rum, fresh lime juice, simple syrup). A citrus one?

Ango is good in a Daiquiri.

Rashomon
Jun 21, 2006

This machine kills fascists
Made some Bennetts tonight and they were great. I was using Tanqueray Old Tom which was mild and enjoyable. I also made one with an egg white and shook it instead of stirring, dashing the bitters over the top like a Pisco Sour. That was pretty delicious.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Our new housemate here in West Africa is an ex-Peace Corps gal, and she wanted to contribute to the household stash since we're nearly flat-broke while waiting on this NGO to pay us the $37,000 they owe us. Like "dinner is plantains and salt pork by candlelight" poor this week. So trying to be helpful she bought us a bottle of that execrable Liberian gin, so we choked that down with some Schwepps Bitter Lemon. She felt bad about that and wanted to buy something cheap but less-lovely, so we figured "how hard is it not to gently caress up whiskey"?

Behold:


I'll be goony nerdy and paraphrase Hitchhiker's Guide: "a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike whiskey". As in, if you gave it to me blindfolded and asked me what spirit it was, "whiskey" would not be in my top three guesses. This was some serious paint-thinner poo poo.

We don't have a lot of stuff on-hand to mix it with and it's completely undrinkable on its own (like "refused by hoboes" undrinkable) but it was standable when mixed into mango generic kool-aid or into black tea with tinned milk. Somehow Liberians find the stuff palatable enough to keep the company, and many like it, in business. The housemate lived in a neighboring country and said the common hard booze there was little soft plastic tear-open sachets of potable ethanol and water, so apparently a lower bar can indeed be found in the region.

swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

Tea Bone posted:

Question here for bartenders, what's the etiquette for ordering drinks not on the menu?

I was in a "cocktal-bar" last night and all the drinks on the menu were pornstar martinis, chocolate martinis and the like. I just wanted a simple Bennet. When I used to bartend I'd always try and accommodate what the customer wanted but I never worked in a real cocktail bar so rarely got requests for mixed drinks beyond vodka lime and soda. I can see it being a pain when you're mixing drinks all night and some goon orders something you don't know the recipe for, but that being said a Bennet isn't exactly hard to make, and fairly well known.

If there's that kind of crap on the menu then please don't bother. Get a mediocre gin and tonic or some skunked beer instead. People are saying "how hard is gin lime and simple" but it's very likely that this kind of bartender does not have simple or possibly does not even know what it is. Seriously. Don't make their life harder. Also I've never heard of a Bennet or had it ordered by anyone ever (in a craft cocktail bar in NYC) and calling the million hundred year old slight variations on standards by name is dumb and goony even if you're talking to a serious mixologist. If you come in to my bar, say you want a gin gimlet with bitters straight up and you and I will be much happier.

Rashomon posted:

Made some Bennetts tonight and they were great. I was using Tanqueray Old Tom which was mild and enjoyable. I also made one with an egg white and shook it instead of stirring, dashing the bitters over the top like a Pisco Sour. That was pretty delicious.

Why would you be stirring them in the first place? if it has citrus in it, it's shaken.

bunnyofdoom posted:

What bitters would you recommend for a classic dacquiri (Rum, fresh lime juice, simple syrup). A citrus one?

You could use ango or some other fancy citrusy or aromatic type or whatever but for me daquiris are supposed to be supremely refreshing and simple. It's limeade with alcohol. No need to get complicated. Worry more about different brands of rum and what they bring to the table or what kind of sugar (white, raw/demerara, sugar cane syrup) you use.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
My go to daiquiri is a pineapple daiquiri with a split base between rum and fernet. I am a serious mixologist working in a serious restaurant in NYC, and I drink this in a serious mixology bar.

Seriously, it's a Tomr drink, and he calls it the Mink Coat- it's luxurious, but slightly wrong.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
Not really. Fernet and pineapple are delicious together. Morganthaler made me a drink once with framboise, fernet, pineapple and its loving tasty as poo poo. I make it all the time.

And yeah, order the drink by what it is. Ordering a "Bennett" makes you an rear end in a top hat.

swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

bloody ghost titty posted:

My go to daiquiri is a pineapple daiquiri with a split base between rum and fernet. I am a serious mixologist working in a serious restaurant in NYC, and I drink this in a serious mixology bar.

Seriously, it's a Tomr drink, and he calls it the Mink Coat- it's luxurious, but slightly wrong.

Dave Wondrich is rolling in his grave...

swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

By the way BLOODY GHOST TITTY I'm gonna be working like 2.5 blocks from you in Gramercy real soon. I expect we'll share a mink coat or two.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH
I should clarify and say that the split base is 1.5/.5 and I have no recollection who swimming anime is irl but I'll see you at Dear Irving after service.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Our new housemate here in West Africa is an ex-Peace Corps gal, and she wanted to contribute to the household stash since we're nearly flat-broke while waiting on this NGO to pay us the $37,000 they owe us. Like "dinner is plantains and salt pork by candlelight" poor this week. So trying to be helpful she bought us a bottle of that execrable Liberian gin, so we choked that down with some Schwepps Bitter Lemon. She felt bad about that and wanted to buy something cheap but less-lovely, so we figured "how hard is it not to gently caress up whiskey"?

Behold:


I'll be goony nerdy and paraphrase Hitchhiker's Guide: "a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike whiskey". As in, if you gave it to me blindfolded and asked me what spirit it was, "whiskey" would not be in my top three guesses. This was some serious paint-thinner poo poo.

We don't have a lot of stuff on-hand to mix it with and it's completely undrinkable on its own (like "refused by hoboes" undrinkable) but it was standable when mixed into mango generic kool-aid or into black tea with tinned milk. Somehow Liberians find the stuff palatable enough to keep the company, and many like it, in business. The housemate lived in a neighboring country and said the common hard booze there was little soft plastic tear-open sachets of potable ethanol and water, so apparently a lower bar can indeed be found in the region.

Dude please keep posting about weird lovely African liquor , I've been fascinated by this. Also I will totally PayPal you some money to send me some if that's inside the realm of possibility

angor
Nov 14, 2003
teen angst
Waragi and bitter lemon for LIFE. Bonus points if it's the poo poo that comes in a bag (hopefully you don't go blind).

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
I was mourning my lack of ice cream the other night and improvised a drink I was quite pleased with: 1 part Art in the Age Root liqueur, 1/4 part cointreau, 2 parts whole milk; shake with ice, strain. I think it'd be pretty good with a dark rum and a touch of cocchi americano in place of the Root, too.

Magog
Jan 9, 2010

goferchan posted:

Dude please keep posting about weird lovely African liquor , I've been fascinated by this.

Same here. At least you don't have to settle for those booze sachets, TapTheForwardAssist.

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
Is there just not enough of a market for imports yet?

Even then--perhaps especially then--I'm surprised nobody's gone to the effort to work out how to make better quality liquor locally.

Tea Bone
Feb 18, 2011

I'm going for gasps.

swimming anime posted:

If there's that kind of crap on the menu then please don't bother. Get a mediocre gin and tonic or some skunked beer instead. People are saying "how hard is gin lime and simple" but it's very likely that this kind of bartender does not have simple or possibly does not even know what it is. Seriously. Don't make their life harder. Also I've never heard of a Bennet or had it ordered by anyone ever (in a craft cocktail bar in NYC) and calling the million hundred year old slight variations on standards by name is dumb and goony even if you're talking to a serious mixologist. If you come in to my bar, say you want a gin gimlet with bitters straight up and you and I will be much happier.

Thanks. That's actually what I did. I ended up with Gin and Roses because they didn't have bitters and Roses makes it sweet enough for me.

Tea Bone fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Sep 29, 2015

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

goferchan posted:

Dude please keep posting about weird lovely African liquor , I've been fascinated by this. Also I will totally PayPal you some money to send me some if that's inside the realm of possibility

What country are you in? Liquor can't be mailed the U.S. afaik; I don't know about the EU, but also I don't know how cost-effective it would be to package some securely enough and mail it.


But I can definitely post any interesting alcohol stuff I run across here.

Ralith posted:

Is there just not enough of a market for imports yet?

Even then--perhaps especially then--I'm surprised nobody's gone to the effort to work out how to make better quality liquor locally.

Oh, there are imports, just we've been poo poo-poor for three weeks while waiting on an NGO to pay our invoices they owe us. Now that we have thousands I'm going to swing by one of the big supermarkets that caters to local elites and the expats, and get some decent stuff. Though we got a lot of cash in today finally, boss is edgy about blowing through it all like drunken sailors on shore leave. So to keep it reasonable I'll probably just aim to get a $20 bottle of Martinique rhum agricole and maybe a $15 of blended Scotch (DeWars?). I have a post a page back or so explaining what imports are available here if you're curious.

I don't plan on regularly drinking local commercial spirits because they're ghastly, though I do plan to try out more traditional local drinks like palm wine, etc. I had some really good bottled commercial palm wine from Togo at a bar in Berlin, was kind of like a more vegetal dry cider, could definitely do more of that. Also our expat neighbors who run a honey collective are coming back to town so I plan to make mead. Also rainy season is ending so pineapples are coming into season, so fixing to brew up some big jugs of tepache.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Sep 29, 2015

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Yeah I'm in North Carolina so unfortunately it wouldn't be legal (I think there are some states where you can mail liquor, though) -- it's probably for the best though given your write-ups

Leopold Stotch
Jun 30, 2007
I knew about Green and Yellow Chartruese but I did not know there were extra aged and higher proof versions of both available (VEP). Has anyone had these? I am going to track down and buy them both eventually, and I assume they are worth the price and more, but I am curious...

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



The green VEP is really good, but it's really expensive. I would have to be seriously ballin' before I considered investing in a bottle.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Making some of these this weekend and no one can stop me:

http://www.swoonedmagazine.com/blog/post/signature_cocktail__45_

I feel like there was a missed opportunity to call the drink Well Butter My Nuts & Call Me Old Fashioned.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

swimming anime posted:

By the way BLOODY GHOST TITTY I'm gonna be working like 2.5 blocks from you in Gramercy real soon. I expect we'll share a mink coat or two.

Where at in Gramercy? I'll stop in and order something... then i'll order a Bennett. mwuahaha

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
dude from the clover club is doing a guest bartending thing in my lil old north carolina mountain town tonight and I'm HYPED

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

2DCAT posted:

Where at in Gramercy? I'll stop in and order something... then i'll order a Bennett. mwuahaha

Likewise, any of y'all work in NYC and don't mind me bothering you, lemme know where I can buy a drink from you.

swimming anime
Jan 4, 2006

2DCAT posted:

Where at in Gramercy? I'll stop in and order something... then i'll order a Bennett. mwuahaha

Maialino. My name's Jake, but I start training this week so gimme a couple weeks to get settled there before the :goon:

They do have a jungle bird on the menu which endlessly excites me.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

goferchan posted:

dude from the clover club is doing a guest bartending thing in my lil old north carolina mountain town tonight and I'm HYPED

Brad? Great bartender, better dude.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

bloody ghost titty posted:

Brad? Great bartender, better dude.

Yeah my roommate works at the bar he was guest bartending at and said he was super cool. Drinks were really on point

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

swimming anime posted:

Maialino. My name's Jake, but I start training this week so gimme a couple weeks to get settled there before the :goon:

They do have a jungle bird on the menu which endlessly excites me.

chartreuse smash sounds okay... makes me just want a last word though. Is it any good?

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

goferchan posted:

Yeah my roommate works at the bar he was guest bartending at and said he was super cool. Drinks were really on point

I'll be in Charlotte this weekend, but not long enough to drink at Heist, sadly. I owe their bartender mad drinks.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

bloody ghost titty posted:

I'll be in Charlotte this weekend, but not long enough to drink at Heist, sadly. I owe their bartender mad drinks.

Did he do a guest thing there too? I'm talking about MG Road in Asheville -- they've been doing a series of guest chefs/bartenders and Bulleit is somehow involved and has been paying to fly folks out from as far away as Montreal which is pretty cool

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I like Martinis and Manhattans but I can't seem to get a grip on Aviations. I used the IBA specified method because I haven't got any Creme de Violette/Yvette. I think it's the Maraschino I'm not too fond of. And now I have a huge bottle of it. Any suggestions for cocktails to ease me into Maraschino when I get my stuff back? I took my entire collection to a friend's place for a cocktail night and reportedly it's all still fairly there minus a couple things I'm not worried about or can easily replace (Vodka, Irish cream, Creme de Menthe, etc).

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