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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

joshtothemaxx posted:

That was a big selling point for early mini-dish services like Primestar and early DirectTV--a channel dedicated to live-updated scores and standings. I remember checking it during commercials of Braves games to see the scores of other games.
They'd have statistical leaders too.

Another one of early ESPN's selling points: they'd shrink the screen a bit and put a score crawler at the bottom of at :28 and :58 after the hour.

Changing the subject: can we discuss how crazy sports intros used to be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Ou05Mi-Qo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVDIuuBO60Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KrppWERtYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrKbVEJ8RoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfYNkMH-R9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RuD5Xf4BKo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-LtaIWfuow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXfBGpr1LO8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDoaMoB5R4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1FTVwFH90A

GRAPHICS! LASERS! NEON! DISCO MUSIC!

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

They'd have statistical leaders too.

Another one of early ESPN's selling points: they'd shrink the screen a bit and put a score crawler at the bottom of at :28 and :58 after the hour.

Changing the subject: can we discuss how crazy sports intros used to be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Ou05Mi-Qo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVDIuuBO60Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KrppWERtYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrKbVEJ8RoY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfYNkMH-R9k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RuD5Xf4BKo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-LtaIWfuow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXfBGpr1LO8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDoaMoB5R4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1FTVwFH90A

GRAPHICS! LASERS! NEON! DISCO MUSIC!

I miss Espn 8: The Ocho

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Crazy Ted posted:

Another one of early ESPN's selling points: they'd shrink the screen a bit and put a score crawler at the bottom of at :28 and :58 after the hour.

When Fox started airing football, they did that with the time in real-time. I thought it was the most mind-blowing poo poo ever back then

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Vertical Lime posted:

When Fox started airing football, they did that with the time in real-time. I thought it was the most mind-blowing poo poo ever back then
Even more mind-blowing than the glowing puck?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


This is my favorite over-the-top intro to a basketball game (RIP NBA on NBC)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKOkNZ4Yzto

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
We are a poorer nation for Roundball Rock being unused.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

CaptainYesterday posted:

We are a poorer nation for Roundball Rock being unused.
This needs to be in State of the Union address. Hell, make it the national anthem.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Crazy Ted posted:

This needs to be in State of the Union address. Hell, make it the national anthem.

On his way out of office Obama declares that God Bless America is now replaced with Roundball Rock. Republicans poo poo themselves in anger.

Glamorama26
Sep 14, 2011

All it comes down to is this: I feel like shit, but look great.
But then the Republicans actually listen to it and are like oh poo poo, this is my jam and set it as a ringtone.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

C. Everett Koop posted:

On his way out of office Obama declares that God Bless America is now replaced with Roundball Rock. Republicans poo poo themselves in anger.

that would a) Be the Star Spangled Banner and b) would have every right to be pissed that the President exceeded his constitutional authority and struck a legal statute without going through the courts

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Glamorama26 posted:

But then the Republicans actually listen to it and are like oh poo poo, this is my jam and set it as a ringtone.
Roundball Rock has the potential to create world peace as far as I'm concerned.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

CaptainYesterday posted:

We are a poorer nation for Roundball Rock being unused.

It pops up every four years for the Olympics just remind everyone how awesome it is before going away again

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I can't hear that song without thinking about the weird violin dude in a waistcoat or the guitar guy with the lion's mane

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crazy Ted posted:


GRAPHICS! LASERS! NEON! DISCO MUSIC!

Can't wait for kids in 20 years to make fun of Bocephus.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
People were talking about the difficulty of getting sports stories early in the internet, it's still actually pretty difficult, expensive and the technology hasn't really grown that much. There are resources now that everyone has had the same idea, but three years ago when I was thinking of building my own LED sports ticker, it was almost impossible.


ElwoodCuse posted:

The Nickelodeon book sucks, it's very poorly edited and organized

Yeah it's too bad. Despite liking some of the stories there, I just gave up on reading it about half way through because it's a chore.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Crazy Ted posted:

They'd have statistical leaders too.

Another one of early ESPN's selling points: they'd shrink the screen a bit and put a score crawler at the bottom of at :28 and :58 after the hour.

Changing the subject: can we discuss how crazy sports intros used to be?

GRAPHICS! LASERS! NEON! DISCO MUSIC!

They're still insane. Focus on all the bumpers/transitions on a broadcast. For example, I think ESPN's college football grpahic packages are obsessed with a weird Condo building aesthetic. Where each team has a huge flag hanging on a condo. And then transitions are like a highway overpass crossing thing. Its really funny once you pay attention to the weird laser etching and metal piping stuff.

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Sash! posted:

I can't hear that song without thinking about the weird violin dude in a waistcoat or the guitar guy with the lion's mane

Let all relive the magic.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Sash! posted:

I can't hear that song without thinking about the weird violin dude in a waistcoat or the guitar guy with the lion's mane
Look man John Tesh is some next level poo poo

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Glamorama26 posted:

But then the Republicans actually listen to it and are like oh poo poo, this is my jam and set it as a ringtone.
Yea right, Obama could cure cancer and Aids on the same day and they would complain it took him 7 years in office to do it. Hell, they were obsessed with getting Bin Laden for 12 years, then Obama does it and somehow they complained about that.

So yes, they would even complain about Roundball Rock.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

NBA should just buy the rights to Roundball Rock outright and force anyone airing their product to use that song.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

NBA should just buy the rights to Roundball Rock outright and force anyone airing their product to use that song.

John Tesh literally offered it to ESPN for free because I guess he has the rights to it as composer (instead of NBC), and they immediately turned him down.

What I am saying is gently caress ESPN.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
They have to protect their own basketball brand by using

LOL do they even have a basketball song? I'll remember the baseball and hockey songs forever but I can't even think of a basketball song.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Ribsauce posted:

So yes, they would even complain about Roundball Rock.

Counterpoint: pretty good chance John Tesh is a Republican himself

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Roundball Rock belongs to the people.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


The Toronto Maple Leafs will not send their radio crew to any road games, and instead have them call the games from a studio, watching them on a monitor


E: Welp, scrub that

@yyzsportsmedia
Breaking news: smarter heads prevail- @BonsieTweets @Jim_Ralph are back in the road with the @MapleLeafs not on charter but at games.

DJExile fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Sep 29, 2015

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

Just chiming in to add that the Nickelodeon book sucks poo poo. Like the others posting here I was super interested in it, but holy poo poo is it put together in the worst way. It's a drat shame because with The Slime 90's programming block launching on Nick next week, I'm sure it's going to fuel a nostalgia wave where the book would make a nice companion piece. There are some interesting stories but I found it pretty unreadable and didn't finish.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

DJExile posted:

The Toronto Maple Leafs will not send their radio crew to any road games, and instead have them call the games from a studio, watching them on a monitor


E: Welp, scrub that

@yyzsportsmedia
Breaking news: smarter heads prevail- @BonsieTweets @Jim_Ralph are back in the road with the @MapleLeafs not on charter but at games.

drat, how cheap can you be that you can't afford tickets for like two people to the road games. Obviously they changed course quickly, but I don't know how you announce a hockey game from just watching the TV feed. Like all of the line changes are done off screen, I don't know how you would keep up.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bird in a Blender posted:

drat, how cheap can you be that you can't afford tickets for like two people to the road games. Obviously they changed course quickly, but I don't know how you announce a hockey game from just watching the TV feed. Like all of the line changes are done off screen, I don't know how you would keep up.

It wasn't really a cost savings measure.

The media guys used to fly on the charter, but the new team president forbid that.

So it's media vs team in a bit of a political struggle.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


ayn rand hand job posted:

.

So it's media vs team in a bit of a political struggle.

this is particularly funny because the team is co-owned by two of top 3 largest media companies in the country

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 15 days!)

Rand alPaul posted:

Can't wait for kids in 20 years to make fun of Bocephus.

Or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irz9dk4Jhj8

Also I'm sad ESPN got rid of their old college football music, speaking of espn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXGWQmG5C9M

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Sep 29, 2015

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Peanut President posted:

Also I'm sad ESPN got rid of their old college football music, speaking of espn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXGWQmG5C9M

ESPN's non basketball/football NCAA championship theme is always great too

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
FS1 cancelled that America's Pregame show that nobody watched unless UFC had breaking news. In its place will be ... a Colin Cowherd clip show.

It's hilarious how FS1 pushed themselves as the "ESPN alternative" when it first started. Now they're just building the network around ESPN rejects.

Benne fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Sep 30, 2015

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
It turns out that to have a decent sports network, you have to actually have some sports events to broadcast.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

ESPN had a great intro theme for hockey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PReim0Axt4

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Benne posted:

FS1 cancelled that America's Pregame show that nobody watched unless UFC had breaking news. In its place will be ... a Colin Cowherd clip show.

It's hilarious how FS1 pushed themselves as the "ESPN alternative" when it first started. Now they're just building the network around ESPN rejects.
Well factoring in is: how often did you actually see commercials for America's Pregame? Did the average sports viewer even know that show existed?

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



skaboomizzy posted:

It turns out that to have a decent sports network, you have to actually have some sports events to broadcast.
This is exactly why I never understood the hype around FS1. They never had anything that would be interesting to viewers, not with all ESPN has to offer.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
NBCSN has hockey and soccer. FS1 has...some baseball games?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


zakharov posted:

NBCSN has hockey and soccer. FS1 has...some baseball games?

Khaki cam

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think FS1 has some college football games, the type that no one is actively watching except fans of the two teams playing.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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With the Big Ten Conference the only big rights available in the near future, Fox did their damnedest to hype up Harbaugh's first game at Michigan. Getting the rights from ESPN would certainly help FS1 with casual viewers, and considering BTN is majority owned by Fox, you can't rule them out.

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