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Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Puistokemisti posted:

http://www.hel-looks.com/

It's from that comic but basically isn't mentioned again.

want to play Dungeons & Dragons with this guy:

Edit:

I knew it!

quote:

Miika, 30

�I'm wearing a suit by Johanna Eskelinen and shoes by Prada. I'm inspired by disco, broght colours and prints.�

22 May 2015, Pre Helsinki

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Oct 1, 2015

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:36

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 13:37

Triple A: Jul 14, 2010; Your sword, sahib.

Accretionist posted:

Hang on, do average Finns actually look like that?

Because I'm picturing Finland as a bunch of time travelers from the 1970s now, a nation where Led Zeppelin and board games are still popular, and I must go there

finland can emulate any decade you wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ABgSzsPGDc

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:38

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

ultrabindu posted:

So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit.

correct, but especially true in the case of finland, who is the bottom bitch of scandinavia

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:38

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Zzulu posted:

correct, but especially true in the case of finland, who is the bottom bitch of scandinavia

not sexy like swede, no oil money like Norway and no amazing farmland like Denmark.

such is life

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:54

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

"Amazing farmland" lol. Denmark is the South not the heartland of scandinavia

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:56

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Beef Turret posted:

"Amazing farmland" lol. Denmark is the South not the heartland of scandinavia

they invaded and terrorized brits so they should be on the list.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:57

Redmanred: Aug 29, 2005; My hometown japan

etalian posted:

they invaded and terrorized brits so they should be on the list.

So much danegeld from the english. Bunch of bitches thought they could buy em off

# ? Oct 1, 2015 17:59

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

I mean, Finns don't look as gay as Swedes so that's a plus. Did Sweden ban heterosexuality so the Muslims could have their harems in peace?

# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:00

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

ultrabindu posted:

So really what I'm getting from this is that Finland and Scandinavia in general is not a place I should want to visit.

quote:

What are Finnish Men like - Dating Guys from Finland

Located in the northernmost part of the world, Finland is an amazing country, endowed with natural beauty and hard-working, no-nonsense, well-educated people. If you are looking forward to socialize with the Finns, here are a few points you can keep in mind about Finnish men.

Rather shy

The first time you come across male Finns, even in a social setting, you may feel that they are cold and reserved. However their formal behavior is more a result of shyness rather than willful reticence. You will find that they are rather uncomfortable at maintaining eye contact while speaking to you. Also Finnish people prefer keeping a certain distance to people they are talking with. Depending on the situation, Finns' personal space is from one to two meters, at the very least. So don�t be surprised if a Finnish guy doesn�t greet you with effusively � like hugging or kissing your cheeks. Indeed they stay away from physical contact even with the people they know. And the most that they will do when meeting a stranger is to shake hands. In fact in large get-togethers where a lot of people have gathered, there are usually no formal introductions � people simply nod to each other and mumble out their names or even wear a name badge to avoid the �embarrassment� of formal introductions.

Also a Finn likes to talk as little as possible. So you may find that engaging in social chit-chat with a stranger one of the most difficult experiences for a Finnish guy. While you are perfectly comfortable talking about your job, friends, country or the last vacation you took, when it is his turn to make small talk, he is likely to go all red, start sweating and after a long silence, finally come up with something unintelligible. This though is not a problem with the language - nearly every Finn can speak English, most even speak it very well, but these situations make them forget almost everything.

definitely visit finland if you are looking for a manly alpha

# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:11

Minorkos: Feb 20, 2010

I wonder where all the shy Finns are because where I live people are pretty talkative and outgoing in general. Maybe it's the slavic influence from the east. Or maybe my mongoloid Finnish brain doesn't understand what being social is really like

# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:23

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

hard counter posted:

definitely visit finland if you are looking for a manly alpha

Thanks for the horoscope reading

# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:42

Fushigi Yuugi fansub: Jan 20, 2007; BUTT STUFF

hard counter posted:

definitely visit finland if you are looking for a manly alpha

mongols just take their women and if theres a problem then may the best man win

# ? Oct 1, 2015 18:53

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Puistokemisti posted:

http://www.hel-looks.com/

Behold!

It is The Wimpiest Boy.

I'd forgotten just how insufferable most of the people on that site look like. Thanks for reminding me, I guess

# ? Oct 1, 2015 21:50

Tuxedo Gin: May 21, 2003; Classy.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 21:53

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Tuxedo Gin posted:

# ? Oct 1, 2015 22:19

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

remember, if you're looking to get a bedroom appointment with either of those two studs you will need to tip-toe around their social anxieties, their suppressed personal miseries and their love affair with the puukko first

# ? Oct 1, 2015 22:40

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

The most finn World of Warcraft race is probably those murlocs.

# ? Oct 1, 2015 23:42

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

"ErrrrGURRRRRRggghghlglglhlgll"

Is that Finnish or murloc u can't even tell

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:07

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

etalian posted:

The most finn World of Warcraft race is probably those murlocs.

Pictured: A Finnish man enjoying a meal.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 00:46

Retarded Goatee: Feb 6, 2010; I spent so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.

finland is really cool and good

yours in christ,
sweden

# ? Oct 2, 2015 13:13

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Retarded Goatee posted:

finland is really cool and good

yours in christ,
sweden

Nice try bur we all know sweden is muslim now

# ? Oct 2, 2015 13:15

Retarded Goatee: Feb 6, 2010; I spent so that means I can be a cheapskate and post about posting instead of having some wit or spending any more on comedy avs for people. Which I'm also incapable of. Comedy.

i will have your head kuffar

# ? Oct 2, 2015 13:17

Cake Smashing Boob: Nov 5, 2008; I support black genocide

mashallah brother

# ? Oct 2, 2015 14:16

serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

allah

# ? Oct 2, 2015 21:38

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

serious norman posted:

allah

Mash faster

# ? Oct 2, 2015 21:43

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

the caliphate of scandinavia has declared Finland haram

absolute haram

# ? Oct 2, 2015 21:53

Hob_Gadling: Jul 6, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Grimey Drawer

Retarded Goatee posted:

finland is really cool and good

yours in christ,
sweden

gently caress you,

gently caress you,
malmostan

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:31

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Decapitate those who insult Ikea.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:31

Hob_Gadling: Jul 6, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Grimey Drawer

or in swedish,

dra i handen

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:31

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

finns against racism and immigration.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:32

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Tuxedo Gin posted:

# ? Oct 2, 2015 22:45

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/10/the-joyful-illiterate-kindergartners-of-finland/408325/?single_page=true

finland sounds like a p cool place to be a kid.

# ? Oct 2, 2015 23:19

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

tetsuo posted:

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2015/10/the-joyful-illiterate-kindergartners-of-finland/408325/?single_page=true

finland sounds like a p cool place to be a kid.

Did they color that photo like they do with old hitler footage on the history channel?

# ? Oct 2, 2015 23:23