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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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russia is just gonna nuke finland this time

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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Free Market Mambo posted:

Strangely, the life goal of every Scandinavian is to visit LA. It is inexplicable and concerning.

Lmao

No

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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finland aint even got no nukes

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
A comprehensive political history of the perfidious backstabbing Finn:

ca dawn of history: Is brought the light of civilization by the selfless, high minded Swede
ca 1808 betrays the benevolent kingdom of Sweden for Imperial Russia
ca 1917 betrays Imperial Russia for the German Empire
ca 1944 betrays Nazi Germany for the Soviets
ca 1985 betrays Soviet Russia for the West
ca ???? betrays the West for... ?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Free Market Mambo posted:

Strangely, the life goal of every Scandinavian is to visit LA. It is inexplicable and concerning.

Eh, I went around Florida a few years ago. Don't really understand what people see in it. Nothing but unbearably hot swamps and boring slums.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Wars Finland have won ever in the history of all time:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

kikkelivelho posted:

Eh, I went around Florida a few years ago. Don't really understand what people see in it. Nothing but unbearably hot swamps and boring slums.

florida is americas wang

it sucks there

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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What is the best place in AMerica?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zzulu posted:

What is the best place in AMerica?

California of course, that's why it's in so many songs.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

What is the best place in AMerica?

depends on what youre looking for. the country's big enough there's something for everyone

so for instance if you are an old jew and like swamps hot weather and golfing florida is for you.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

What is the best place in AMerica?

Canada

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
the Dakotas obv

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Friendly Tumour posted:

Why is denmark counted as a scandinavian country when it's not a part of the scandinavian peninsula?
The Scandinavian peninsula is named after Scandinavia the cultural region, not the other way around.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

norway don't need no swedish hug

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Fine, Stockholmers want to go to New York City. Then return and talk about how "real" it was.

The Florida/Finn connection is another of life's little mysteries.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Nonsense posted:

2nd Winter War is coming, no you do not.

Please, dreamings of open warfare against Russia is my people's native culture

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Free Market Mambo posted:

Fine, Stockholmers want to go to New York City. Then return and talk about how "real" it was.

The Florida/Finn connection is another of life's little mysteries.



Stockholm has an area called SoFo just like SoHo because swedes are incredibly gay and dumb

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Zzulu posted:

finland aint even got no nukes

the only reason we don't is because it's too expensive for our austerity focused government

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
i am gay

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

rear end cobra posted:

Stockholm has an area called SoFo just like SoHo because swedes are incredibly gay and dumb

Stockholmers are loving awful, I'll give you that

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

Zzulu posted:

russia is just gonna nuke finland this time

no point in invading finland if there's no infrastructure left

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
I have a friend who is a half German, Swedish med student in Stockholm. I want you to close your eyes and imagine the levels of smugness and certainty this man possesses.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
jesus christ

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Stockholm is a loving awful name for a capital city

sounds like some sperg poo poo outta warhammer fantasy battles

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Log island.

Poop log island.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Helsingfors isn't much better

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
helsingfors only in swedish fag imperialist language

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Cake Smashing Boob posted:

Stockholm is a loving awful name for a capital city

sounds like some sperg poo poo outta warhammer fantasy battles

You're right

A capital city called Hellsink is much less grimdark

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Now you've gone and done it.

EFB

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Free Market Mambo posted:

I have a friend who is a half German, Swedish med student in Stockholm. I want you to close your eyes and imagine the levels of smugness and certainty this man possesses.

Every single swede on my facebook:



:smug:

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Yes, more, it tastes like socker dricka and kombucha.

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
swedes are truly ubermench

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Nauta posted:

helsingfors only in swedish fag imperialist language

oh so now I'm the bad guy for not remembering the idiot retard names you've come up with for our cities in your made up ooga-booga language

you're welcome by the way

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
The swede does not choose a side

He is neutral

Because he has no balls

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Nauta posted:

swedes are truly ubermench

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

FreudianSlippers posted:

Literally all True Finns are hideous goblin people
http://per-looks.tumblr.com/

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





I've read that in terms of skull&skeletal structure finns are very close to archaic cro-magnons

I understand now

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

hard counter posted:

I've read that in terms of skull&skeletal structure finns are very close to archaic cro-magnons

I understand now



Hitlers gob worshipping untermensch allies

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