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Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Gryphon0468 posted:

Sure, $2486.50. Go on, howl in rage or laugh in disbelief. I don't care hahaha.

with my turn i pity pierce hawthorn.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Raising money in the internet age, setup a patreon account and threaten people that if they don't donate you'll go outside.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
Gameinformer
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2015/10/04/star-citizen-drama-continues-as-cig-threatens-legal-action-over-recent-article.aspx

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

No Mods No Masters posted:

A new person actually registered for the something awful forums and everyone brought out their worst posts to celebrate

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:

Zmej
Nov 6, 2005

there's been more unique anime.gifs posted here in 2 hours then unique and new star citizen gameplay gifs in 2 years.

really makes u think

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



holy poo poo you are right

ahahahahha

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!


See ya, Space Cowboys Fan

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



And he came here. To make a doozy.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



:laffo:

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Zmej posted:

there's been more unique anime.gifs posted here in 2 hours then unique and new star citizen gameplay gifs in 2 years.

really makes u think

Contingency
Jun 2, 2007

MURDERER

Dusty Lens posted:

If Star Citizen was a movie this is the part where the boat just hit the giant Derek Smart face floating in the Atlantic.

Give it a month or three and someone will post a dump of CIG internal emails. With this much negative attention, they've got to be a target.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70utG1L5bfU

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

you can't post about king of the hill without the greatest thing it gave us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osh-KYy4Cw

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

I can't read those chumps at all, because clicking that just gives me this message:

quote:

Sorry for the inconvenience, but there’s an error with your location. Our diligent code monkeys have received this error, and if they are unable to fix it, they will be…dealt with.

So I'll just listen to Informer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0yGvypBwyA and let you guys play-by-play if anything's worth laughing about in there.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
time for real life anime

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
he's making a doozy all right

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Chocobo posted:

good show

i thought all anime belonged in the trash until i saw that show

now only most anime belongs in the trash

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



bless you

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer


(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

A Neurotic Jew posted:

ahahahhaa I knew the name sounded familiar. He's this dude:



Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Eonwe is the hero we deserve.

You are the hero we need.

Decided on refunds / sales yet?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!






eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

SerCypher
May 10, 2006

Gay baby jail...? What the hell?

I really don't like the sound of that...
Fun Shoe
You know this is one of the first times "video games journalism" is being used unironically.

Maybe the medium is actually maturing a bit. This is what all the 'gamergare' people claimed they wanted, rather funny they generally seem to be against this case.

Gryphon0468
Oct 3, 2015

ASK ME IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUCK OFF CHRIS ROBERTS

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Hi. gently caress you.

Everything you've done? So have I. I've read the articles. I've watched the drat videos, to the point where I even summarize the 104TC ones so other people don't have to. I met Chris, visited Santa Monica and had wonderful chats with both the community and development staff, and have had more than a few arguments with Ben about the ways thing go. I have followed development, at the source, since the Kickstarter. And you know what? CIG's progress is a loving joke. We are nearing two years since the original timeline said the Dogfighting Module would be out, when CIG first delayed things in the name of polish. We are 15 months past when Arena Commander was first released and the core gameplay experience remains a buggy, un-fun, poorly balanced mess missing massive portions of the mechanics that they continue to promise are right around the corner. We are 18 months past the original release date of the FPS (March 2014), six months past the second release date (March 2015), and the THIRD release date (end of September) has come and gone with still no FPS. This is in spite of an entire studio, with extensive CryEngine experience, being dedicated to developing two loving maps.

Star Citizen has been in development for over four years (since you've followed development "at the source" I'm sure you are well aware of this). They are two million dollars away from receiving four times the originally requested amount of $23 million. For that we have a lovely spaceflight tech demo, a glorified lobby full of guys ripped off from Call of Duty: Future War Porn, and a company that can't go Two Weeks without yet another bullshit controversy. The scope of this game, which was never terribly concrete to begin with, is utterly incomprehensible and yet continues to expand. There is no timeline, no accountability, and everything CIG has done in response to every controversy and criticism leveled at them has only damaged their standing. Anyone giving CIG more money at this stage is either delusional or retarded, and should not be considered mentally competent to handle their own finances.

So yes, it's very clear how much progress CIG has made. Not nearly enough.

I hope all that reddit gold comforts your bitter soul at night. So the recent chummy chumness between you and Ben on Reverse the Verse this week was all a lie?!

LITERALLY MY FETISH
Nov 11, 2010


Raise Chris Coons' taxes so that we can have Medicare for All.

gamergare sounds like an anime term

like "my waifu is super gamergare'

OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Hi. gently caress you.

Everything you've done? So have I. I've read the articles. I've watched the drat videos, to the point where I even summarize the 104TC ones so other people don't have to. I met Chris, visited Santa Monica and had wonderful chats with both the community and development staff, and have had more than a few arguments with Ben about the ways thing go. I have followed development, at the source, since the Kickstarter. And you know what? CIG's progress is a loving joke. We are nearing two years since the original timeline said the Dogfighting Module would be out, when CIG first delayed things in the name of polish. We are 15 months past when Arena Commander was first released and the core gameplay experience remains a buggy, un-fun, poorly balanced mess missing massive portions of the mechanics that they continue to promise are right around the corner. We are 18 months past the original release date of the FPS (March 2014), six months past the second release date (March 2015), and the THIRD release date (end of September) has come and gone with still no FPS. This is in spite of an entire studio, with extensive CryEngine experience, being dedicated to developing two loving maps.

Star Citizen has been in development for over four years (since you've followed development "at the source" I'm sure you are well aware of this). They are two million dollars away from receiving four times the originally requested amount of $23 million. For that we have a lovely spaceflight tech demo, a glorified lobby full of guys ripped off from Call of Duty: Future War Porn, and a company that can't go Two Weeks without yet another bullshit controversy. The scope of this game, which was never terribly concrete to begin with, is utterly incomprehensible and yet continues to expand. There is no timeline, no accountability, and everything CIG has done in response to every controversy and criticism leveled at them has only damaged their standing. Anyone giving CIG more money at this stage is either delusional or retarded, and should not be considered mentally competent to handle their own finances.

So yes, it's very clear how much progress CIG has made. Not nearly enough.


If taking over this thread means we get you back in full force, I'm all for it.


:boom:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Gryphon0468 posted:

I hope all that reddit gold comforts your bitter soul at night. So the recent chummy chumness between you and Ben on Reverse the Verse this week was all a lie?!

No YOU are a poopyhead!

:smug:

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A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

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