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Groogy posted:Get hired by Paradox.
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Groogy posted:We don't do betas as PR stunts and our betas are probably much closer to the actual development than what you are used to if you've been in a beta for any other company before. But if you want to get early access for Stellaris there's a really simple solution. I would learn Swedish really quickly. Do you guys like C#?
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Dibujante posted:Do you guys like C#? No we don't Groogy fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Oct 5, 2015 |
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Oct 5, 2015 22:00
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Groogy posted:No we don't That's okay, I know Javascript too.
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Oct 5, 2015 22:43
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Groogy posted:No we don't What do you think about PASCAL and Basic?
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Oct 5, 2015 23:57
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ArchangeI posted:What do you think about PASCAL and Basic? You mean the Cave Paintings you can see on museums? Ugh not that interesting, I mean I get the point that it proves some kind of cognitional ability of the painters but not that impressive. If you want something actually interesting and that is the path of the future its either D(if the devs stopped being paranoid) or Ruby 
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Oct 6, 2015 00:03
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PASCAL seems like it'd be perfectly suited for Vicky 3's economy simulation, yall should be more open minded.
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Oct 6, 2015 00:10
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Groogy posted:You mean the Cave Paintings you can see on museums? Ugh not that interesting, I mean I get the point that it proves some kind of cognitional ability of the painters but not that impressive. No, it's Haskell. The real language for professional developers.
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Oct 6, 2015 00:28
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Groogy posted:Get hired by Paradox.
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Oct 6, 2015 00:42
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Actually, it's Java, hth.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:08
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DrSunshine posted:Actually, it's Java, hth. Java 8 is pretty nice. I would be willing to work in Java 8 if C# 4/5 were not available.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:18
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I can sweep floors like a motherfucker.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:42
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I can write long paragraphs about gay Byzantines about Paradox game screenshots.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:53
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I can post on internet forums.
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Oct 6, 2015 01:54
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I have really good references Your mom for example
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Oct 6, 2015 02:12
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I can shitpost on Internet forums
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Oct 6, 2015 02:13
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I can cook every single part of the pig.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:26
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I can run this joke into the ground.
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Oct 6, 2015 02:32
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Galaga Galaxian posted:I can run this joke into the ground. And thus did no Paradox employee ever post here again.
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Groogy posted:You mean the Cave Paintings you can see on museums? Ugh not that interesting, I mean I get the point that it proves some kind of cognitional ability of the painters but not that impressive. Just try to write a game in Ruby, I double dare you (Yes, it could be done, but you would get nothing out of using Ruby except lousy performance.)
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Oct 6, 2015 02:49
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Have you been thinking about maybe hiring an engineer to design a new building / monument of Johan any time soon?
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Oct 6, 2015 02:59
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:While it is easy to pick on PDX forums at times, I do want to say some people are able to have fun on them Even in that very thread the weirdo neonazi types on the Paradox Forums came out to play: quote:Generally speaking, it is genetic homogeneity, not genetic diversity, that increases attractiveness as the former gives a higher chance of anatomical proportionality and symmetry. This can be seen thought the animal kingdom, where cross-breeds are considered uglier than pure-breeds. quote:I know what inbreeding is mate, and that's not what we are talking about. Actually, there has been some recent research finding that mating with a third cousin gives the highest genetic fitness. quote:Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about. Pure breeds are stronger, healthier and more fit than cross breeds in any animal species. Ask any farmer or dog breeder. Too much genetic divergenc between the parents and you will not even end up with a specimen that can reproduce. There are a few exceptions to this, known as hybrid vigors, but generally, genetic diversity leads to outbreeding depression.
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Race mixing is Communism. And I love it.
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if redness persists more than one day, consult a doctor
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crabcakes66 posted:Even in that very thread the weirdo neonazi types on the Paradox Forums came out to play: Hahaha, holy moly this guy does not know a loving thing about genetics or evolution and it is amazing.
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crabcakes66 posted:Even in that very thread the weirdo neonazi types on the Paradox Forums came out to play:
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Defeatist Elitist posted:Hahaha, holy moly this guy does not know a loving thing about genetics or evolution and it is amazing. The dude very clearly hasn't ever looked into owning a purebred dog either.
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quote:Actually, there has been some recent research finding that mating with a third cousin gives the highest genetic fitness.
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Oct 6, 2015 05:30
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BBJoey posted:The fourth reich gonna have some really hosed up-lookin dudes leading it. Perfect for taking up the mantle as villains in 24th century movie!
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BBJoey posted:The fourth reich gonna have some really hosed up-lookin dudes leading it. Hey buddy, just look who'll be laughing when the bees get too confused to land on your disgusting mixed lineage face, while pollinating the poo poo out of this familiar pattern He'll have the last laugh when you germinate at the totally wrong time for your habitat too. Defeatist Elitist fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Vivian Darkbloom posted:Just try to write a game in Ruby, I double dare you I have, it was a top down dungeon crawler/shooter with destructible environment, PLS shading and dynamic lighting/shadowing on my free time as a hobby project. Sure you can't make Europe Universalis in it but if you are able to see past the "this is what everyone says" on the Internet it's not that much of an issue as long you are not an idiot. Every language have their quirks, the C style ones have the most, you just need to learn how to work with them. For instance an optimization I do in Ruby is to instead process data I use metaprogramming to give me O(1) to data I want. But no you're not gonna get s job at Paradox for knowing Ruby, C#, Java, how to do poo poo post on internet, it's C++ or nothing. Groogy fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Oct 6, 2015 |
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Oct 6, 2015 07:42
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Groogy posted:I have, it was a top down dungeon crawler/shooter with destructible environment, PLS shading and dynamic lighting/shadowing on my free time as a hobby project. But shitposts are Turing-complete!
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BTW paradox has posted a programming challenge to code a pathfinder as your one-item job application: https://paradox.kattis.com/problems/paradoxpath I got about halfway through reading the requirements before my brain just peace'd out. I get what it's supposed to do, and I could probably design a horribly unoptimized way to actually do it, but it has to be done in a certain way and yeah no, I'm a historian not a mechanic.
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We've got a few job openings at the moment besides that one, including a QA slot: http://career.paradoxplaza.com/jobs
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Darkrenown posted:We've got a few job openings at the moment besides that one, including a QA slot: All of those jobs seems to require me to be in Stockholm and know about making computer games and don't seem to be about playing Stellaris and posting about it.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:10
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Maybe you could get a job as interior decorator.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:14
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Darkrenown posted:We've got a few job openings at the moment besides that one, including a QA slot: Scandinavia is basically Stockholm and Iceland is part of the Nordic group, so by association I'm technically in Stockholm and should thus qualify. No but seriously I live in loving Iceland, I smell like fish, have nothing to do in my spare time and would beta test the poo poo out of Stellaris 
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The way to get the coolest Paradox jobs seems to be making tons of videos of yourself finding and exploiting bugs in Paradox games.
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Alchenar posted:All of those jobs seems to require me to be in Stockholm and know about making computer games and don't seem to be about playing Stellaris and posting about it. Demiurge4 posted:Scandinavia is basically Stockholm and Iceland is part of the Nordic group, so by association I'm technically in Stockholm and should thus qualify. Then apply to become QA testers Also this is now Paradox Requirement thread.
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What was the official release date anyhow, Q1 2016 for both HoI IV and Stellaris and Victoria III ?
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